djeternal Bee Hugger 62661 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Green Mile star 51-year-old Doug Anthony Hutchison has married aspiring country singer 16-year-old Courtney Alexis Stodden in Las Vegas." |
http://www.metro.co.uk/showbiz/867026-doug-anthony-hutchison-51-marries-courtney-alexis-stodden-16-in-vegas6/21/2011 10:28:20 AM |
Doss2k All American 18474 Posts user info edit post |
I approve although I should probably see pics of this girl first to make a true assessment 6/21/2011 10:29:12 AM |
bonerjamz 04 All American 3217 Posts user info edit post |
good night, sweet prince...
6/21/2011 10:29:28 AM |
djeternal Bee Hugger 62661 Posts user info edit post |
16 my ass. she looks 40
[Edited on June 21, 2011 at 10:30 AM. Reason : a] 6/21/2011 10:29:45 AM |
Jeepin4x4 #Pack9 35780 Posts user info edit post |
Tooms 6/21/2011 10:31:01 AM |
djeternal Bee Hugger 62661 Posts user info edit post |
She swears her tits are real
6/21/2011 10:31:51 AM |
ncsuapex SpaceForRent 37776 Posts user info edit post |
I would've verified gender before birthdate. 6/21/2011 10:32:49 AM |
djeternal Bee Hugger 62661 Posts user info edit post |
6/21/2011 10:33:33 AM |
Jeepin4x4 #Pack9 35780 Posts user info edit post |
she's one of those girls that makes the same face in every picture.
also, has had a bit of work done.
also, i'd hit it. 6/21/2011 10:33:34 AM |
rbrthwrd Suspended 3125 Posts user info edit post |
everything might be natural, she's 16 and hasn't been hit by aging yet. i think the caked on makeup is whats making her look like a 40 year old with work done. 6/21/2011 10:34:53 AM |
Doss2k All American 18474 Posts user info edit post |
Her pictures scream porn star to me 6/21/2011 10:46:33 AM |
Slave Famous Become Wrath 34079 Posts user info edit post |
I remember that guy from Green Mile
I stole his "cooking up some turds" line that I still use today 6/21/2011 10:47:22 AM |
BobbyDigital Thots and Prayers 41777 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "she's 16 and hasn't been hit by aging yet." |
she looks like she's 40 to me.6/21/2011 11:20:22 AM |
KeB All American 9828 Posts user info edit post |
^this 6/21/2011 12:47:56 PM |
Joie begonias is my boo 22491 Posts user info edit post |
shes got some skinny ass thighs 6/21/2011 12:49:07 PM |
DeltaBeta All American 9417 Posts user info edit post |
I'd say 40 is the conservative estimate. 6/21/2011 12:49:21 PM |
DivaBaby19 Davidbaby19 45208 Posts user info edit post |
Courtney Alexis
That name screams all sorts of class 6/21/2011 12:51:07 PM |
wwwebsurfer All American 10217 Posts user info edit post |
^ stage name, lol
If this chick is 16 she's been doing a lot of something. 6/21/2011 1:17:14 PM |
specialkay All American 1036 Posts user info edit post |
This dumbass married a self absorbed 16 year old who he will be stuck with until she gets "famous" and leaves him or he gets bored with her immaturity and leaves
Hugh Hefner has a constantly rotating harem of bitches.
How does this guy have anything at all on Hugh Hefner? This bitch would have married Hef if he had asked. 6/21/2011 1:17:35 PM |
rbrthwrd Suspended 3125 Posts user info edit post |
that 50 year old "dumbass" gets to legally have sex with a hot 16 year old
so... 6/21/2011 1:21:43 PM |
TKE-Teg All American 43426 Posts user info edit post |
^
Hats off to him! 6/21/2011 1:28:22 PM |
quagmire02 All American 44225 Posts user info edit post |
16? pfft. 6/21/2011 1:28:31 PM |
AstralAdvent All American 9999 Posts user info edit post |
I think this girl is gross but i want to see more pics
I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message. 6/21/2011 1:29:51 PM |
Samwise16 All American 12710 Posts user info edit post |
This bitch is 16?!?!
I'll have to see a birth certificate, pls and thx 6/21/2011 1:29:56 PM |
specialkay All American 1036 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "that 50 year old "dumbass" gets to legally have sex with a hot 16 year old" |
and so can you in North Carolina.
Point being that Hugh Hefner could have sex with as many 16 year olds if he wanted to.
Quote : | "One vagina for the rest of your life, real smart" |
6/21/2011 1:33:19 PM |
Samwise16 All American 12710 Posts user info edit post |
I just don't understand how a man who is supposedly mature (at least he should be at 51 years old) wants to date a 16 year old.
I mean, really. Let's think of how many truly mature 16 year olds there are in this world. 6/21/2011 1:34:07 PM |
Joie begonias is my boo 22491 Posts user info edit post |
6/21/2011 1:34:56 PM |
specialkay All American 1036 Posts user info edit post |
"inspiring actress" hahaha 6/21/2011 1:37:23 PM |
ThePeter TWW CHAMPION 37709 Posts user info edit post |
This bitch must be a huge Seinfeld fan because all of her pictures are "back, and to the left." The couple looks annoying as fuck with his "let me rest my head on your titties" pose.
Lol at her trying and failing to make the same fac
You know this makes sense when it you realize that the groom is that creepy fail guy from The Green Mile
[Edited on June 21, 2011 at 1:41 PM. Reason : adf] 6/21/2011 1:38:31 PM |
MinkaGrl01
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I dont think it's physically possible for her to push her chest out even more
And what's up with her collegan pumped lips? She does not look 16, nor does she look like the christian virgin that first article portrayed her to be
[Edited on June 21, 2011 at 1:50 PM. Reason : image fail]
6/21/2011 1:49:57 PM |
titans78 All American 4053 Posts user info edit post |
This has to end well. 6/21/2011 1:51:00 PM |
djeternal Bee Hugger 62661 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Hugh Hefner has a constantly rotating harem of bitches.
How does this guy have anything at all on Hugh Hefner?" |
I was referring to the age of the chick, not the quality/quantity.6/21/2011 1:55:37 PM |
crazy_carl All American 4073 Posts user info edit post |
I smell a reality TV show, where the hell is Seacrest 6/21/2011 1:57:47 PM |
djeternal Bee Hugger 62661 Posts user info edit post |
probably elbow deep in some man ass 6/21/2011 1:58:35 PM |
egyeyes All American 6209 Posts user info edit post |
HOLY COLLAGEN, BATMAN! 6/21/2011 2:05:00 PM |
djeternal Bee Hugger 62661 Posts user info edit post |
Here she is in 2009. Says she was 15.
6/21/2011 2:05:52 PM |
BlackJesus Suspended 13089 Posts user info edit post |
she is not 16 6/21/2011 2:06:00 PM |
AstralAdvent All American 9999 Posts user info edit post |
idk i know some girls 16ish who with a little bit of surgery would look exactly like this
I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message. 6/21/2011 2:08:46 PM |
0EPII1 All American 42557 Posts user info edit post |
she is a singer or an "aspiring singer"? she doesn't even have a wikipedia article... i thought all singers did.
Quote : | "In May 2011, Hutchison married 16-year-old Courtney Alexis Stodden in Las Vegas, Nevada. According to the Clark County Nevada Marriage Bureau, both marriage license applicants must be at least 18 years of age.[2] However, the bride's mother signed a consent form permitting the early marriage." |
Quote : | "She is a good Christian girl." |
Yes I am sure Christ approves of those pics.
[Edited on June 21, 2011 at 3:12 PM. Reason : ]6/21/2011 3:10:07 PM |
djeternal Bee Hugger 62661 Posts user info edit post |
bttt 6/21/2011 6:53:15 PM |
9one9 All American 21497 Posts user info edit post |
from the other thread:
Quote : | "Just googled them and they look the same age" |
6/21/2011 6:58:13 PM |
djeternal Bee Hugger 62661 Posts user info edit post |
Don't get me wrong, I would hit it. But if she is really 16, I would hate to see her when she's 30 6/21/2011 7:02:20 PM |
elduderino All American 4343 Posts user info edit post |
How much coke does it take to make a 16 year old look 40? 6/21/2011 7:05:02 PM |
evlbuxmbetty All American 3633 Posts user info edit post |
no fucking way is that WOMAN 16, noooooooooooo waaaay 6/21/2011 7:05:11 PM |
Arab13 Art Vandelay 45180 Posts user info edit post |
A lot. 6/21/2011 7:06:44 PM |
BJCaudill21 Not an alcoholic 8015 Posts user info edit post |
her walk in that video is a little exaggerated huh?
i imagine her giving out handies in parking lots at age 10 6/21/2011 7:08:10 PM |
9one9 All American 21497 Posts user info edit post |
Lips look like the Joker 6/21/2011 7:10:22 PM |
egyeyes All American 6209 Posts user info edit post |
Go to 2:15 of the video Joie posted:
Quote : | "MY BREASTS
ARE RILL" |
Quote : | "EVERYTHING ABOUT ME
IS RILL" |
Quote : | "MY HAIR IS RILL,
MY TEETH ARE RILL
MY EYELASHES ARE RILL
MY BREASTS.. ARE TOTALLY RILL" |
6/21/2011 7:19:17 PM |
TreeTwista10 minisoldr 148806 Posts user info edit post |
that video kinda reminds me of
6/21/2011 7:30:13 PM |
Samwise16 All American 12710 Posts user info edit post |
I had to shut the first video off
I thought it was a joke the way she was talking... what's up with her keeping her bottom lip pulled down while speaking? 6/21/2011 9:28:53 PM |