I'm walking to work this morning behind this absolutely beautiful blonde girl. Smoking hot. We're about halfway down the block when she stops, walks up to the brick wall of the building we're walking past and begins making out with the building. As in hardcore making out. She is tongue-jobbing brick. This was at 9 am. I love this city. HAD to be on X and shrooms or something.

I was gonna walk up to the wall and push it really hard and say "back off, she's taken" to try and start a conversation. But my mind said "maybe this isn't the type of girl you want to mess around with" so I kept walking

[Edited on June 24, 2011 at 8:14 PM. Reason : jank]

6/24/2011 8:13:06 PM

6/24/2011 8:14:22 PM

She did it because she thought you were a creep and wanted to scare you off.

6/24/2011 8:14:42 PM

I call BS

6/24/2011 8:14:59 PM

It absolutely sounds made up doesn't it? 100% true.

I guess she could be one of these types of people:
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-8514703202504622113#


[Edited on June 24, 2011 at 8:18 PM. Reason : jank]

6/24/2011 8:15:48 PM

What was your cell phone not working?

6/24/2011 8:19:07 PM

The camera is broken on it. I actually am headed to Verizon in July as soon as the new samsung function comes out.

[Edited on June 24, 2011 at 8:22 PM. Reason : jank]

6/24/2011 8:21:38 PM

Quote :

"She did it because she thought you were a creep and wanted to scare you off."

i had this epiphany while riding the bart recently. if you just sit there and talk to yourself about killing yourself, no one sits next to you. it's so easy, i'm definitely going to take it up.

6/24/2011 8:23:17 PM

^LOL yes

6/24/2011 8:31:13 PM

Please. I've set next to crazier than that on various metros. Laziness > my will to avoid crazy people.

6/24/2011 9:08:55 PM

NYC? nice! though I didn't take you for a city person

6/24/2011 9:20:27 PM

haha man i've been wanting to move to the city since i was in highschool. my family came through here so i have that connection. plus i grew up in north country.

6/24/2011 9:27:59 PM