didn't see a thread

also, lol

6/25/2011 2:03:56 PM

LMAO

OK IM DYING

LOL
LOL
LOL

6/25/2011 2:06:48 PM

ahha

6/25/2011 2:08:24 PM

10/10

6/25/2011 2:08:50 PM

everyone is welcome at church...cept deer

6/25/2011 2:09:28 PM

i keep a lion in my basement so i'm prepared for just this scenario

6/25/2011 2:10:25 PM

the story is funny too

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"The two deer approached the church around 4 p.m. on a Monday. They were interested in food left behind on the picnic tables under the portico. Spooked by people, the bigger deer crashed through a plate glass window into the church's entry hallway. Unable to get out a door, the deer crashed through another full-length window and escaped into the courtyard toward the shopping center at Tryon Road near the Walnut Street intersection. Moments later, the second deer entered through the first broken window. But instead of leaving, it turned and began sprinting down the hallway toward the church's worship center. Maness compared it to Spain's running of the bulls as kids and parents darted out of the way, at least a couple narrowly averting a collision. The second deer ended up in the church's library, where it knocked over a table and chair before sprinting back down the hallway, followed by a pastor and two staff members. Back at the main entrance, the deer ran out an open door. "And we haven't seen either since," Maness concluded."

6/25/2011 2:11:34 PM

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"Maness compared it to Spain's running of the bulls"

LOL

6/25/2011 2:12:41 PM

hahahaha... wtf @ about the 1:25 mark


that lady was acting like it was a 12 point buck coming for her child

[Edited on June 25, 2011 at 2:14 PM. Reason : ^ HAHAHAHA there are no words]

6/25/2011 2:14:15 PM

how could god let this happen

6/25/2011 2:14:23 PM

LOL

and the music makes it that much better

6/25/2011 2:15:18 PM

Could've been even funnier with:

6/25/2011 2:18:48 PM

church has a lot of cameras... guess they dont trust god to watch over their shit

6/25/2011 2:19:14 PM

they should also remove all locks from doors and leave the offering on a podium in the lobby

6/25/2011 2:21:46 PM

that church creeps me out

also, church-goers there drive like assholes

6/25/2011 2:31:11 PM

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"i keep a lion in my basement so i'm prepared for just this scenario"

The church can't have lions because they would eat all the Christians.

6/25/2011 2:34:20 PM

except daniels

6/25/2011 2:37:50 PM

6/25/2011 2:43:11 PM

i now want a deer to invade a Hurricanes game

6/25/2011 2:44:14 PM

cam ward played for red deer

is that good enough

6/25/2011 2:45:02 PM

no, not at all

6/25/2011 2:45:32 PM

hahaha i love how that mother held her child in front of her there at the end.

6/25/2011 2:47:32 PM

i always wanted to meet boots randolph (the guy who played "yakety sax") but he died

what a strange thing to have to play

6/25/2011 2:59:09 PM

hahahaha...the music and the peoples' reactions are just perfect.

6/25/2011 3:01:55 PM

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""And we haven't seen either since,""

What would you do with them, arrest them for vandalism?

6/25/2011 9:31:28 PM

i am amazed at all the people running away from the deer.

ITS A GODDAMN DEER!

6/26/2011 11:14:48 AM

It's a wild, startled animal charging at full speed, full of retard strength.

Nobody wants to get run down by a deer.

6/26/2011 11:22:37 AM

It ain't Bambi

6/26/2011 11:24:34 AM

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"hahaha i love how that mother held her child in front of her there at the end."

Haha. Not just at the end. Also at about 24 seconds at a different location on a different camera. Also like the kid that narrowly escapes the charging deer holding his heart leaning against the wall. Classic!

6/26/2011 2:48:44 PM

hopefully shit like this will get cities to start opening more urban archery seasons

6/26/2011 2:57:19 PM

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"hahahaha...the music and the peoples' reactions are just perfect."

6/26/2011 3:59:11 PM

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"how could god let this happen"

LOL

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"that church creeps me out"

yeah my parents go to that church. creepy/fake do-gooder vibe. no church should be be that big

6/26/2011 4:31:09 PM

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"no church should be be that big"

Seriously. I was amazed at the size of this place when I looked it up online.

6/26/2011 6:30:16 PM

I hate it when churches turn more into a show than a worship service. Stadium seating and cup holders...no thank you...

I enjoy going to a church where you like 95% of the members...you know who visitors are...you walk into one of those churches, and you can go in and out with not one person saying one word to you.

6/26/2011 7:02:36 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xL9xCWphV8s

6/26/2011 7:05:45 PM

i like churches with gospel music

not this white bread praise & worship bullshit

6/26/2011 7:09:06 PM

i always hated the "and now please share peace with your neighbor for 30 seconds"

6/26/2011 7:09:12 PM

^^^^

I'm not religious at all...but cup holders?

6/26/2011 7:13:25 PM

hope yall arent talking about those little holes where you put your 1-oz communion shotglass thing

6/26/2011 7:13:59 PM

scene around 1:10 reminded me of a Scooby-Doo cartoon

6/26/2011 7:14:03 PM

^19


They must have just waxed the floors.

6/26/2011 7:14:23 PM

Nope...there are those mega churches that have concession stands...

6/26/2011 7:17:01 PM

do they greet you like Costco in Idiocracy?


Welcome to Costco...I love you....

6/26/2011 7:18:48 PM

deer can't run on hard surfaces worth a damn. they get all wobbly and it's funny as hell.

6/26/2011 7:20:55 PM

i like churches with cheap drinks and dancing women.



come to think of it, that wasn't a church at all.

6/26/2011 7:27:26 PM

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"10/10"

6/26/2011 8:57:32 PM