So today I was in a hurry and really hungry so I decided to break my covenant to never eat chain pizza (I live in a town full of great pizza joints) and get one from here. I didn't really pay attention to the "take and bake" part of the name and was pretty shocked when she said my pizza would be ready in 5 minutes. So I went to Kroger and came back to see an uncooked pizza sitting on the counter "theres your pizza have a nice night" they said to me. "YOU'RE NOT GONNA COOK IT?" I replied. On top of that the 7 dollar 1 topping deal goes away if you add a topping so I ended up paying 12.19 for an uncooked pizza that I have to go home, preheat my oven, cook, cut and cool before I can eat (was in a hurry)

This shit better taste great.

6/27/2011 9:28:18 PM

you almost got served

6/27/2011 9:28:53 PM

Yeah, you gotta cook it yourself. Weak.

[Edited on June 27, 2011 at 9:30 PM. Reason : lol ken]

6/27/2011 9:30:00 PM

first world problems

6/27/2011 9:30:58 PM

Almost as bad as a boner jam

6/27/2011 9:32:26 PM

i don't see avocado as a topping, so they lose.

6/27/2011 9:32:31 PM

AV-VO-CA-DOOOOOO

6/27/2011 9:35:19 PM

i don't see discharge as a topping, so they lose.

6/27/2011 9:35:45 PM

What they say: "Cooking a pizza yourself will make it taste fresher, be hot when you eat it, and you can cook it the way YOU like it"


What they mean: "HAH. I get to save so much money by not having to buy an oven, a hood system, gas/electricity, lots of clean up, save time, AND get to charge the same prices as everyone else"

6/27/2011 9:35:56 PM

^thank god you came in here to clear things up.

6/27/2011 9:36:52 PM

Every time I go there they give me a coupon for free cookie dough.

6/27/2011 9:36:57 PM

How many ways can you cook a pizza? Drop it in a turkey frier?

6/27/2011 9:38:51 PM

hair dryer and a turntable

6/27/2011 9:41:32 PM

Quote :

"^thank god you came in here to clear things up"

Never fear!

6/27/2011 9:44:09 PM

blowtorch

6/27/2011 9:44:53 PM

grill, microwave, oven, gas logs, Vancouver car fire...what am I missing....

6/27/2011 9:45:45 PM

if you shot lasers out of your eyes that could be an option

6/27/2011 9:46:26 PM

drive it to the outback and throw it on a rock, Cousin Eddie style

6/27/2011 9:47:17 PM

I think one of these is opening in the Oberlin Court complex...it will not be getting any of my business.

6/27/2011 9:47:57 PM

well now i need to know how disappointed he was

6/27/2011 9:48:46 PM

what was on that particularly disappointing looking pizza in regards to toppings?

6/27/2011 9:50:13 PM

all i could make out was pepperoni

6/27/2011 9:51:28 PM

pretty damn good

[Edited on June 27, 2011 at 10:15 PM. Reason : pep sausage beef]

6/27/2011 10:14:39 PM

hey just so you know

redbox charges $1 a night as well...

also ignorant consumers ITT

6/27/2011 10:17:33 PM