A friend of mine (female, not creeper status) is a manager at a bar and is looking to hire a good cocktail (maybe bartender? not sure) girl...PM me and we'll discuss details

now's your chance to get that job...or pad that disposable cash fund

6/29/2011 10:21:52 PM

buy an ad

6/29/2011 10:24:11 PM

It could also help you in your professional pursuits. You'll have a chance to schmooze with Raleigh's upper crust as they wantonly stare at your tits.

6/29/2011 10:27:33 PM

probably not though

6/29/2011 10:43:17 PM

I'll do it

6/29/2011 10:44:16 PM

^
Fuck, I got seconds.

6/29/2011 10:44:58 PM

I'll do it if the money's right

6/29/2011 10:47:36 PM

Enjoy your EEOC investigation.

6/29/2011 10:50:22 PM

paerabal actually has a lot of experience with this sort of thing when he's not moonlighting as Adam Morrison's mutant brother, so I'd take his word for it

6/29/2011 10:52:24 PM

don't hire begonias. she'll say that she will do it and then back out.

6/29/2011 10:53:03 PM

I used to know the owner of an Outback who would only hire hot hostesses. You just got to have a good list of excuses lined up if they ever accuse you of discrimination.
She didn't get the job because "she was too shy in her interview," "she didn't display good people skills" etc. etc

6/29/2011 10:58:00 PM

I worked at a chrome factory where the boss intentionally hired a buttass receptionist so the workers wouldn't be distracted by her. Since she looked like Scottie Pippen, it worked like a charm. Three weeks later they find her giving the boss an ol' fashioned in his office. You fuckin' believe that shit?

6/29/2011 11:01:58 PM

that reminds me

if youre gonna cheat with someone less attractive than your main gal, but with a bangin body or at least one bangin aspect about them

no one will suspect anything

6/29/2011 11:03:34 PM

hj?

6/29/2011 11:03:36 PM

I AM OFFERING THE EXACT SAME THING AS THE OP EXCEPT ALL OPPORTUNITIES ARE IN MY BEDROOM

INQUIRE WITHIN

6/29/2011 11:05:12 PM

Y'all see if you can make it to page two without a single girl responding ITT

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"Enjoy your EEOC investigation."

You're so cute when you think you've made a point!

6/29/2011 11:26:54 PM

Tits or gtfo

6/29/2011 11:28:08 PM

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"PM me and we'll discuss details"

details = blowjob or no job

6/29/2011 11:30:03 PM

^ ^ ^ well I think your first obstacle is getting a girl to raise her hand and effectively say, "Hell yeah! I am reasonably attractive!"

Oooooh ISWYDT you're looking for a chick who's got low self esteem and is hot enough to work in a bar who's been waiting for this thread for months.

[Edited on June 29, 2011 at 11:30 PM. Reason : ]

6/29/2011 11:30:08 PM

While I recognize your point I am simply alerting any reasonably attractive girl with service experience that there is a job opening to be had

Not naming the place publicly for obvious reasons but it's a solid neighboorhood bar that is regularly busy. I don't expect to get inundated with PMs but I know there are several cute-ish to full-on cute girls on here that fit the bill. Just a friendly PSA in (lieu of txting everyone and missing someone) since I'm always hearing people bitch about needing a job/more money. No sweat off my sack if no one takes it

6/29/2011 11:40:08 PM

I too want to fill her openings.


or something

6/29/2011 11:51:55 PM

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"stategrad shut the fuck up this is srs business go make some friends"

6/30/2011 12:44:04 AM

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"You're so cute when you think you've made a point!"

6/30/2011 1:37:00 AM

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"WONTON-ly TIT STARE"

6/30/2011 1:48:30 AM

Although I am not female, I believe my dedication to alcoholism has rendered me to be an excellent candidate for bartender.

Did Jodi quit/get fired?


[Edited on June 30, 2011 at 2:17 AM. Reason : .]

6/30/2011 2:13:52 AM

Which bar?

6/30/2011 7:20:12 AM

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"Not naming the place publicly for obvious reasons"

6/30/2011 7:21:30 AM

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"Didn't read entire thread because don't give 100% fuck"

6/30/2011 7:24:20 AM

^^^^ Jimmy quit and Jodi got married

[Edited on June 30, 2011 at 7:26 AM. Reason : ^]

6/30/2011 7:26:01 AM

What about someone with experience consuming mixed drinks?

6/30/2011 7:42:19 AM

No, it's not Bada.

[Edited on June 30, 2011 at 10:05 AM. Reason : haha woukdny that be nigel]

6/30/2011 10:03:41 AM