I have it on basically no authority that for a paltry sum of $5 we can get begonias to create a fake plentyoffish profile

If there's actual interest lets discuss ways to do a collection.

This has been an AstralAdvent presentation

6/30/2011 1:06:27 PM

Not your best work

6/30/2011 1:07:44 PM

yeah i'd blame the presentation on someone else...


"this has been a Ragged presentation"


i think it would be funny if someone graphed the price of FDT over time.

6/30/2011 1:13:58 PM

But really though, this should be the thread for this to happen. Begonias I don't personally care about your FDT thing, but maybe if you did this you would redeem yourself in the eyes of those who think you scammed them

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6/30/2011 1:21:39 PM

Will these troubles ever cease?

6/30/2011 1:24:54 PM

i put in 5 lafta bucks if it generates interesting content on tww

6/30/2011 1:31:28 PM

I'd contribute fifty lafta bucks if we can get to 80 lafta bucks.

6/30/2011 1:32:23 PM

i add 75 lafta bucks to my previous 5, lets get this going people

6/30/2011 1:33:24 PM

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""this has been a Ragged presentation"

no brah

6/30/2011 1:54:17 PM

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"those who think you scammed them"

nobody thinks she scammed them

freeloaders are the only ones pissed

i wonder why that is

6/30/2011 1:55:34 PM

^

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"But really though, this should be the thread for this to happen. Begonias I don't personally care about your FDT thing, but maybe if you did this you would redeem yourself in the eyes of those who think you scammed them"

who got scammed? you mean the people who actually paid.... I don't seem them complaining, but dang am I getting an earful (eyeful?) from those who wanted to see my boobies fo freeeeeee

but OK, I'll bite.

is this fake profile male or female? what info should I include?

[Edited on June 30, 2011 at 1:59 PM. Reason : I'll do it if I can use AstralAdvent's pics]

6/30/2011 1:58:45 PM

^ who's going to openly admit that they gave money to see them and admit that they got ripped off (unless you sent them privately, but even then they would have leaked).

6/30/2011 2:04:10 PM

if anyone wanted a refund all they had to do was ask

and OK, I'll spill: everyone who donated money received the following - a tittyballs pic, a mixtape that I rubbed on my boobs, and a live webcam session with me and the sex toy of their choice (excluding octopi)

6/30/2011 2:07:11 PM

6/30/2011 2:11:26 PM

^^No octopus?

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"Will these troubles ever cease?"

6/30/2011 2:12:41 PM

Beg-beg-beg-beg-BIG-OL-TITTIES-egonias

6/30/2011 2:16:37 PM

I will say it once again, I did not donate and while i would not object to seeing a pair of milk balloons, this thread is not a complaint or an attack on begonias character. As for my pictures, you are more than welcome to use them as long as your fake profile isn't listed in NC.

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[Edited on June 30, 2011 at 2:24 PM. Reason : lololololol]

6/30/2011 2:22:00 PM

STFU about the tits thing. It's over now. I want this fake profile to go down. It was my idea anyway.

Here's what it has to be:

1) 100% completely believable profile

2) Pics that would not be mistaken for stock or otherwise "fake" photos. They must be pics of a guy that females would generally consider attractive.

3) Embellishments that are appealing but completely believable. For example, you make over $100k a year and you are fluent in French or something. You have a Master's degree, but say it's from NCSU and not Ivy League or anything like that. You are 6 feet tall.

Then you have to try and spit at girls. You have to send out messages daily for a while, preferably a minimum of 2 weeks.

Even better would be if you could convince a girl to meet up with you somewhere for coffee. Then we can orchestrate some kind of hilarity.

6/30/2011 3:47:26 PM

i personally liked my idea about trying to get a tdubber dressed in drag and then see if any men would hit on them.

*shrug*

6/30/2011 3:49:14 PM

I really want a situation where a female has to be on the opposite side of the whole online dating thing--deciding whether to try some clever line or be straightforward, trying to stick out among the 50+ dudes that email each attractive chick.

6/30/2011 3:54:36 PM

it's not gonna be fair, cuz she's just gonna send em

and it's on




AX ME HOW I NO

6/30/2011 3:56:52 PM

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"2) Pics that would not be mistaken for stock or otherwise "fake" photos. They must be pics of a guy that females would generally consider attractive. 3) Embellishments that are appealing but completely believable. For example, you make over $100k a year and you are fluent in French or something. You have a Master's degree, but say it's from NCSU and not Ivy League or anything like that. You are 6 feet tall. "

I spy a contradiction in #2

#3 lets obfuscate a little...

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6/30/2011 4:11:54 PM

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"I spy a contradiction in #2 "

What I mean by that is the pics can't be too professional looking. Realistically, they should be taken off Facebook without permission.

6/30/2011 4:21:09 PM

arghx is an All American

6/30/2011 4:23:52 PM

Not anymore.

[Edited on June 30, 2011 at 5:22 PM. Reason : .]

6/30/2011 5:21:45 PM

I am in favor of this thread or possibly same concept with DDK

6/30/2011 5:36:13 PM

Bitch I will date you, bitch

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6/30/2011 7:33:14 PM

When is this going down?

7/1/2011 12:14:21 AM

I will bump this thread every day until a lady steps forth

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7/1/2011 3:34:16 PM

this is a terrible idea

nobody will ever do it

7/1/2011 4:24:53 PM

yeah I don't have time for this... I have a thesis to write

7/1/2011 4:34:40 PM

So much for that idea I guess.

7/6/2011 8:39:23 PM

ibtl

7/6/2011 11:26:49 PM