how long could you go?

6/30/2011 5:22:47 PM

that's not enough

6/30/2011 5:24:25 PM

You Sir....would owe me $0 at the end of the year.

6/30/2011 5:24:38 PM

$10 ?

6/30/2011 5:26:23 PM

i would become a millionaire, then blow the biggest load of all time

6/30/2011 5:28:01 PM

Making this thread with anything under a hundred dollars as a threshold was silly. We're not working at Dairy Queen and Target anymore.

6/30/2011 5:29:11 PM

years

6/30/2011 5:29:35 PM

Quote :

"i would become a millionaire, then blow the biggest load of all time"

Spend it all that quick, huh?

6/30/2011 5:31:06 PM

does fapping another dude count?

6/30/2011 5:31:44 PM

i just thought it was a funny thought


3k a month to not touch yourself would be ridiculous

6/30/2011 5:32:38 PM

Do we only get one chance or is it like every day we don't we get 5 bucks.

I mean I could make 10 or 15 bucks a week.

6/30/2011 5:37:34 PM

Quote :

"i would become a millionaire, then blow the biggest load of all time"

$1,000,000 / $5 = 200,000 days

200,000 days / 365 = 547.9 years

have fun with that

6/30/2011 5:39:35 PM

i meant millionaire in pesos

6/30/2011 5:41:29 PM

6/30/2011 5:43:53 PM

i would be rich

6/30/2011 5:44:57 PM

I now owe the OP $5.

6/30/2011 5:50:08 PM

^I was about to say...I'd owe you money by the end

6/30/2011 5:50:46 PM

how to make money on tww 101...


PAY ME TO fAP!

6/30/2011 5:51:00 PM

at least that way it's much easier and more fun

6/30/2011 5:51:54 PM

If it added $5/day for each additional day you go then this could really make you some cash if you can hold out.

Day 1: $5
Day 2: $10 Total: $15
Day 3: $15 Total: $30
Day 4: $20 Total: $50
Day 5: $25 Total: $75
Day 6: $30 Total: $105
Day 7: $35 Total: $140

$140 for one week and keeps going like that. It would be tough but I could go for a while at that kinda cash. At just $5/day though, fuck that.

6/30/2011 5:54:45 PM

I for one appreciate Spontaneous's Seinfeld reference.

6/30/2011 5:55:15 PM

6/30/2011 6:04:11 PM

I'd have around 4-5 thousand dollars right now!

6/30/2011 6:09:40 PM

Wow, not getting laid for three years?! That sucks. What a red flag.

6/30/2011 6:11:53 PM

Its a personal choice and that should be 2.5 years

6/30/2011 6:14:34 PM

not getting laid and not flicking the bean




that girl is gonna break some poor man's dick off

6/30/2011 6:15:37 PM

6/30/2011 6:17:19 PM

hmmmmmmm

I think I could go a year, especially since I won't see the s.o. very much this coming year

6/30/2011 6:19:23 PM

If it was more than $5/day, I could do a month or more. But $5/day isn't enough motivation.

6/30/2011 6:26:54 PM

Quote :

"I think I could go a year, especially since I won't see the s.o. very much this coming year"

wait you guys are getting married and then he's leaving somewhere?...oh that's no fun

6/30/2011 6:51:28 PM

when i gave up on sex is when i met my fiance...

i think i tried too hard when i tried.

6/30/2011 6:53:53 PM

^2 Um, no - I'm in school for a year then we're getting married.

[Edited on June 30, 2011 at 6:55 PM. Reason : .]

6/30/2011 6:55:08 PM

wait and you can tell i don't follow tww news, so why won't you see him? or you will but will be too busy with school.

I feel bad for military folk who get hitched and then a month later their s.o. has to leave on deployment.

6/30/2011 6:56:47 PM

... because I'm in Bama and he's in NC, aka 9 hours away.

6/30/2011 7:01:52 PM

I go 5 days without doing anything anyway.

9 times out of 10 I do it is to keep maintenance and strong health.

I'd say I could hold out for 30 days.

Any longer than that, I'd be concerned for my fellow's well being

6/30/2011 7:09:23 PM

Quote :

"Making this thread with anything under a hundred dollars as a threshold was silly. We're not working at Dairy Queen and Target anymore."

6/30/2011 7:20:37 PM

Quote :

"9 times out of 10 I do it is to keep maintenance and strong health."

health?

are you saying sex/masturbation/ejaculation are bad for your health?

actually, it is the other way around.

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my minimum would be $66 2/3 per day.

and even then, i might only do it for a couple to a few months.


[Edited on June 30, 2011 at 7:36 PM. Reason : ]

6/30/2011 7:33:55 PM

I think he meant more like to relieve pressure or make sure everything is still in working order, like when you start a car up every now and again just to get the parts moving and such.

6/30/2011 7:39:20 PM

oh, i understood

i think he meant

"9 times out of 10 I do it (NOT sexor/fap) is to keep maintenance and strong health."

when he actually meant

"9 times out of 10 I do it (sexor/fap) is to keep maintenance and strong health."

6/30/2011 7:41:47 PM

After boot camp it isn't that hard to go a couple months without

6/30/2011 7:59:09 PM

Yeah when you're getting 4 hours sleep a night and PTing/drilling/class all day long for a few months, you realize there are a whole lot of things you can go without and not even have a second thought

of course, you also become a robot

6/30/2011 8:08:17 PM

so why do they come out of bootcamp willing to fuck anything that moves?

6/30/2011 8:14:22 PM

I would have about 25 dollar bux. I beat off not long ago

6/30/2011 8:45:45 PM

I'm a woman, I could probably go the rest of my life for enough money

6/30/2011 8:48:14 PM

I hope those of you with vaginas who are holding out are ugly, or you are performing an injustice upon mankind.

6/30/2011 9:16:23 PM

does it count if it happens in your sleep... I can't help it when that happens

my poor hand

6/30/2011 9:17:47 PM

i mean... i wouldn't go more than a day... 5 bucks isn't very much.

6/30/2011 9:22:09 PM

free lunch?

6/30/2011 9:22:46 PM

Quote :

"You Sir....would owe me $0 at the end of the year."

drunktyper wins

rofl

6/30/2011 9:22:55 PM

before or after taxes?

6/30/2011 9:38:01 PM