Here was my wedding day:

7:30 - Wake up
8:30 - Go to Work
9 - 12 - Work on someone else's project that got dumped on me by my Ph. D. advisor.
12 - 1 go home for lunch
1-2 fill out FAFSA

2:30 - Got MARRIED (yeah!)

3:00 - Go across town to County Clerk to turn in marriage certificate
3:35 - Go back across town to the Human Resource building to get new wife on my insurance plan
4-5 - drive around in the heat w/o AC looking for a place to eat.

5:00 - "Reception Dinner" (me and my new wife go downtown for BBQ)

7:00 - Go to the grocery store for dog and cat food.

Bottom Line is that I am very happy now.

6/30/2011 10:49:57 PM

Congrats!!!

[Edited on June 30, 2011 at 10:51 PM. Reason : you really went to work on your wedding day?]

6/30/2011 10:50:42 PM

Congrats! Reminds me of the day I got married in the jail downtown while people were waiting to get booked

6/30/2011 10:53:20 PM

Yes, all of that is true.

6/30/2011 10:53:50 PM

Did you play the Banjo?

6/30/2011 10:56:38 PM

congrats, I hope the honeymoon is better?

[Edited on June 30, 2011 at 10:57 PM. Reason : meaning you don't work on it. ]

6/30/2011 10:57:08 PM

there was no wedding actually. It was in a courthouse. Only TWW, her and me know about it.

6/30/2011 11:00:30 PM

I was reading to slow and I just saw this and stopped:

Quote :

"Go back across town to the Human Resource building to get new wife"

6/30/2011 11:04:05 PM

useless without [tit] pics

6/30/2011 11:04:40 PM

Congrats

6/30/2011 11:08:22 PM

6/30/2011 11:10:34 PM

Congrats! What's his name?

6/30/2011 11:14:04 PM

I, too, got married. Although my wedding was in Napa Valley and didn't involve me working.

6/30/2011 11:41:40 PM

Congrats!

6/30/2011 11:43:18 PM

congrats!

6/30/2011 11:44:43 PM

Same to you man.

6/30/2011 11:44:46 PM

wait your parents or hers don't know?!

6/30/2011 11:54:27 PM

that sounds so romantic

6/30/2011 11:59:05 PM

Eloping ITT.

7/1/2011 12:01:49 AM

you went to work on your wedding day. that's badass!

7/1/2011 12:02:58 AM

Quote :

"eloping ITT."

Haha yes, but there are many more missing pieces to this puzzle. Guess away.


[Edited on July 1, 2011 at 12:06 AM. Reason : fed]

7/1/2011 12:04:45 AM

you guys just found out she's preggers?

7/1/2011 12:09:48 AM

Ugh NO ...

7/1/2011 12:13:27 AM

Taking advantage of NEW NEW YORK law ITT

7/1/2011 12:14:23 AM

She needed her green card? otherwise she's getting deported.


I'm going to keep guessing retarded crap till you tell

7/1/2011 12:17:34 AM

congrats!

7/1/2011 12:27:13 AM

Thanks!

7/1/2011 12:36:34 AM

7/1/2011 12:38:53 AM

Thats not nice

7/1/2011 12:43:54 AM

7/1/2011 12:59:16 AM

Taking advantage of NEW NEW YORK law ITT

7/1/2011 1:14:07 AM

Well done

7/1/2011 1:38:36 AM

So what do you get out of the deal?

she gets

-half your shit.
-your medical benefits
-your right to flirt, mingle, date, and fuck random bitches

you get
-1 free pass per week to (the same) pussy
-joint accounts where she rapes your bank account or begs you for money.
-headaches

[Edited on July 1, 2011 at 1:39 AM. Reason : .]

7/1/2011 1:39:23 AM

she could be rich

7/1/2011 1:50:04 AM

Quote :

"you get -1 free pass per week to (the same) pussy -joint accounts where she rapes your bank account or begs you for money. -headaches"

You forgot "love" baby

7/1/2011 2:37:33 AM

No open bar???

WTF

7/1/2011 6:44:21 AM

Quote :

"So what do you get out of the deal? she gets -half your shit. -your medical benefits -your right to flirt, mingle, date, and fuck random bitches you get -1 free pass per week to (the same) pussy -joint accounts where she rapes your bank account or begs you for money. -headaches"

Gotta give GeniusBoy props for his first legitimately funny/clever post

7/1/2011 6:50:37 AM

how is spouting the same anti-marriage/anti-women crap even remotely "clever"?

7/1/2011 6:55:44 AM

Dude I'm setting the bar low here, it's genius boy

7/1/2011 6:57:17 AM

READING IT MADE ME CHUCKLE A BIT AND I FELT LIKE BEING MARGINALLY POSITIVE

7/1/2011 7:00:08 AM

Sounds like a green card marriage to me.

Either that or her mom is that 190% crazy and she didn't want to plan a wedding because of it. At least I'm not the only one secret married now.

7/1/2011 7:27:39 AM

I got married before our wedding because I needed dat 190% medical insurance. He raped my insurance for four years though so he had it coming

7/1/2011 7:54:08 AM

No it was not a green card thing. we had been engaged for a year and living together for about 2 years.

The traditional wedding was just not going to happen due to our finances. I mean, her parents have no means to help us period, and I am the child of a single parent that is pretty much a bum. So, we agonized about it for a while, tried saving money for it, and finally just came to the conclusion that our savings would be better spent for something like a car or a vacation. In all honesty, this had been the plan for a while.

She already has her citizenship because her father was a citizen, even though she was born and grew up in Jamaica.

The whole ball and chain metaphor does not fit this relationship, or else I would not be in it. We have our moments where we annoy each other, but she is very understanding of my working schedule (which is 9 to 8 M-F and 10-6 Sat).

And we have a very similar background which makes it much more pleasant to be around her because she understands what I have had to put up with my whole life.

7/1/2011 11:11:55 AM

Glad to hear man. I hope it works out for the best

7/1/2011 11:26:08 AM

me too, man, thanks.

7/1/2011 3:21:05 PM

Quote :

"The traditional wedding was just not going to happen due to our finances. I mean, her parents have no means to help us period, and I am the child of a single parent that is pretty much a bum. So, we agonized about it for a while, tried saving money for it, and finally just came to the conclusion that our savings would be better spent for something like a car or a vacation. In all honesty, this had been the plan for a while."

Ah, rationality wins out.

Even if you did have the money, it would have been wasted. You would have been better off investing in your future. I'm sure your friends would have appreciated the free booze, but if you're going to get married, it's just not worth throwing down thousands of dollars from my perspective.

7/1/2011 3:30:49 PM

Yes, correct, unless parents are involved and financially solvent enough to help out. In that case, it is like a big fun bash. Maybe we will do it one day if we have kids that want to get married, who knows. But for us it didn't seem like the right decision.

And the only real way of doing the elopement correctly is to keep it very simple with no people in attendance. Because, if you start inviting "some" friends and family then it slowly starts to turn into a wedding.




[Edited on July 1, 2011 at 3:39 PM. Reason : df]

7/1/2011 3:34:51 PM

I agree with this wedding is a waste sentiment as well.

7/1/2011 3:40:24 PM

banjoman did it for me.


but congrats dude.



it sounds like youre happy

[Edited on July 1, 2011 at 3:50 PM. Reason : dfgfgdf]

7/1/2011 3:49:19 PM

Yes I am. Hence, I will brag about it ITT, because I haven't told co workers yet.

7/1/2011 4:04:51 PM