different?


I'd free my wiener
I'd make laws we didn't need to look like we're doing something
I'd pass the 52 page budget without reading it, or not pass it because I don't like another congressman
I'd have faith in contractor to do what they're told without any oversight
I'd give rich people in banks and wall street more money to prevent economic collapse


Fuck! All my awesome ideas have been taken!

7/5/2011 2:21:50 PM

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"HACK THE UNIVERSE"

7/5/2011 2:37:23 PM

RESTORE FREEDOM!!!

7/5/2011 2:38:05 PM

this weiner joke was worse than that chick on the BET awards a week ago

7/5/2011 2:42:13 PM

A dozen hot aides

7/5/2011 2:55:46 PM

The government is legalized bribery, so I'd cash in on that.

7/5/2011 3:23:52 PM

I would go to Sacramento, and I would clean house

7/5/2011 3:25:58 PM

get shot in the FACE

I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message.

7/5/2011 3:31:00 PM

lots of coke

7/5/2011 3:32:41 PM

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"DRUNK OR HIGH"

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"CONQUERED THE UNIVERSE"

7/5/2011 3:33:01 PM