synapse play so hard 60941 Posts user info edit post |
If yes, who put them on, and why (for other than the freaky deaky)?
ibtqntm 7/5/2011 5:07:28 PM
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raiden All American 10506 Posts user info edit post |
yes, freaky deaky.  7/5/2011 5:08:32 PM
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Fhqwhgads Fuckwads SS '15 20681 Posts user info edit post |
Yes.
For shoplifting from Claire's Accessories when I was 14. Mall security slapped cuffs on me and made me walk through the mall with them on. 7/5/2011 5:08:33 PM
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TreeTwista10 minisoldr 148864 Posts user info edit post |
I've got some in my bedroom but sadly they haven't gotten much use 7/5/2011 5:09:06 PM
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dweedle All American 77386 Posts user info edit post |
lol fuckwads, what did you steal 7/5/2011 5:09:51 PM
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Grandmaster All American 10829 Posts user info edit post |
Yes.
Chief Lew Nuckles 7/5/2011 5:11:04 PM
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Slave Famous Become Wrath 34079 Posts user info edit post |

7/5/2011 5:11:40 PM
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Jeepin4x4 #Pack9 35780 Posts user info edit post |
yes. and they were tight as fuck. 7/5/2011 5:12:10 PM
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dweedle All American 77386 Posts user info edit post |
jaybee at 7 yrs old 7/5/2011 5:12:27 PM
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Fhqwhgads Fuckwads SS '15 20681 Posts user info edit post |
I don't even remember.
I thought I was the shit though. I had been stealing for like a year and a half and at first, I was really careful to make sure nobody was watching. Then I got lazy. And caught.
I think it was a necklace and a bracelet.
My dad could tell you what it was that I stole. He's got the stuff in a ziploc bag in his desk drawer. Said he's going to pull it out whenever I have problems w/ my future kids  7/5/2011 5:13:05 PM
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dweedle All American 77386 Posts user info edit post |
so your dad kept what you stole? pretty cool that he eventually paid for it and didnt just give it back to them 7/5/2011 5:14:32 PM
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qntmfred retired 40974 Posts user info edit post |
lol here i am 7/5/2011 5:14:58 PM
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Fhqwhgads Fuckwads SS '15 20681 Posts user info edit post |
I meant the stuff that I had already stole.
Like over htat year and a half 7/5/2011 5:17:13 PM
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Dead2thewrld Starting Lineup 66 Posts user info edit post |
Yes...went barhopping in a podunk mountain town and was walking down the sidewalk at 1:30 am when a cop pulled up and turned his lights on... He never told me why he stopped me, i asked several times if i was under arrest and he said no, i asked him if i could go and he said no...after about the 3rd time said conversation happened...i told him that "you motherfuckers need to make up your mind" arrested for saying Motherfuckers....says it on my ticket...thnx for free speech America. 7/5/2011 5:17:28 PM
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dweedle All American 77386 Posts user info edit post |
oh and for some reason i read
Quote : | "I thought I was the shit though. I had been stealing for like a year and a half and at first, I was really careful to make sure nobody was watching. Then I got lazy. And caught." |
like
Quote : | "I...I shot a kid.
Eleven years ago. Oh, it was dark... he was big for his age...damn ray gun he had looked real enough...yeah, I had all the right excuses...but afterwards... I really couldn't draw my gun again." |
7/5/2011 5:17:51 PM
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BigHitSunday Dick Danger 51059 Posts user info edit post |
never, the law does not know my name 7/5/2011 5:18:12 PM
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Fhqwhgads Fuckwads SS '15 20681 Posts user info edit post |
I was banned from Crabtree mall for a year
so naturally, I was back in the mall the next day (not stealing though) 
[Edited on July 5, 2011 at 5:19 PM. Reason : f] 7/5/2011 5:19:19 PM
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dweedle All American 77386 Posts user info edit post |
lol now you get steals in the grocery store w/ coupons 7/5/2011 5:20:22 PM
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Grandmaster All American 10829 Posts user info edit post |
Oh and I made people 21
[Edited on July 5, 2011 at 5:24 PM. Reason : ] 7/5/2011 5:20:47 PM
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Shadowrunner All American 18332 Posts user info edit post |
And now we know why she's so obsessed with coupons. It's the closest thing to legally stealing she can find.  7/5/2011 5:20:57 PM
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Fhqwhgads Fuckwads SS '15 20681 Posts user info edit post |
thats really the reason I love couponing so much  7/5/2011 5:22:19 PM
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dweedle All American 77386 Posts user info edit post |
why'd grandmaster edit out his disdain for Charlie? 7/5/2011 5:24:29 PM
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Slave Famous Become Wrath 34079 Posts user info edit post |
Anyone who went thru 4 years of school without getting cuffed at least once is either a party pooper or incredibly slick.
Or insert any other adjective that makes you look angelic and me like a scofflaw. 7/5/2011 5:26:10 PM
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dweedle All American 77386 Posts user info edit post |
SLAVE FAMOUS......the white whale..] 7/5/2011 5:27:20 PM
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TreeTwista10 minisoldr 148864 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "or incredibly slick" |
or could fly like a rabbit through the woods in the Kaplan/Brent/Gorman area 7/5/2011 5:31:59 PM
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DivaBaby19 Davidbaby19 45208 Posts user info edit post |
Not meee
a couple close calls, but no cuffs
KNOCK ON PENIS WOOD!!! 7/5/2011 5:39:01 PM
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parsonsb All American 13206 Posts user info edit post |
I got pulled and my truck searched, they put me in handcuffs and told me to sit on the hood of the patrol car, they spent like 10 or 20 minutes going through my truck, when i asked why they said they were looking for weapons, said they pulled me for driving erratically, then they gave me a verbal warning and sent me on my way 7/5/2011 5:40:04 PM
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GrimReap3r All American 2732 Posts user info edit post |
+1 7/5/2011 5:46:03 PM
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fleetwud AmbitiousButRubbish 49741 Posts user info edit post |
Let's just say I don't care for (W)Horry County. 7/5/2011 5:46:57 PM
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CheesyLabia Suspended 926 Posts user info edit post |
flipped off a state trooper
boy was he mad 7/5/2011 5:49:50 PM
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Chance Suspended 4725 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Or insert any other adjective that makes you look angelic and me like a scofflaw." |
Which adjectives should I use to describe you as an internet badass real life kitten?
As to the POLL
nein 7/5/2011 5:51:08 PM
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Slave Famous Become Wrath 34079 Posts user info edit post |
They give us guns and drugs then wonder why in the fuck we thugs 7/5/2011 6:04:21 PM
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bonerjamz 04 All American 3217 Posts user info edit post |
detained by la migra 7/5/2011 6:24:18 PM
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FroshKiller All American 51922 Posts user info edit post |
I've been handcuffed. I was arrested in connection with the 2004 Campus Police blotter hacking. 7/5/2011 6:27:24 PM
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jtw208 5290 Posts user info edit post |
yes
CPD
stupid bullshit 7/5/2011 6:28:13 PM
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Metricula Squishie Enthusiast 4040 Posts user info edit post |
I've only had freaky-deaky handcuffs but they were from http://www.handcuffwarehouse.com/ and not that fuzzy-cuff crap 7/5/2011 7:42:11 PM
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craptastic All American 6116 Posts user info edit post |
Yes, would not recommend. 7/5/2011 7:44:52 PM
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saps852 New Recruit 80068 Posts user info edit post |
both freaky deaky and shitty kind
once me and some friends got mugged at gunpoint, the next day the cops showed up and arrested me and my roommate for not having paid a noise ordinance violation form the year before, good times 7/5/2011 7:52:34 PM
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kiljadn All American 44691 Posts user info edit post |
yep, twice
first time I was 8 years old, and was at my mom's job (a dry cleaner's). One of the regulars was a policeman. He was kinda cool to talk to, so one day I asked him if he could handcuff me so I could try to get out of them (I was a dumb kid sometimes). He said "Well, I'm really not supposed to, but ok." and then proceeded to handcuff my right arm to my right leg. My mom was not amused.
second time I got pulled over in Johnston County in 2004 for speeding by a SHP officer. SHP told me I had a warrant out for my arrest, on a Failure to Appear charge from about 3 years earlier. I had gotten a speeding ticket in Clayton, arranged for a lawyer to take care of it for me because I was going out of the country and couldn't be in court, and had forgotten all about it. I'm still not sure why the lawyer didn't take care of it, but it all worked itself out after I paid out the ass to get a NEW lawyer to take care of it. 7/5/2011 7:56:44 PM
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JBaz All American 16764 Posts user info edit post |
I got cuffed after doing a wheelie and clocked at 150mph on US1. To this day, I have no idea how I got off with a warning. 7/5/2011 9:18:12 PM
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evlbuxmbetty All American 3633 Posts user info edit post |
yes
multiple times 7/5/2011 9:19:11 PM
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EMCE balls deep 89889 Posts user info edit post |

7/5/2011 9:19:26 PM
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TreeTwista10 minisoldr 148864 Posts user info edit post |
kiljadn did you ever look up the original lawyer? i'd at minimum demand a refund] 7/5/2011 9:20:08 PM
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DalesDeadBug In Pressed Silk 2978 Posts user info edit post |
^you can also file a grievance with the state bar association for that
i have never been arrested, though i have multiple citations for ridiculous things 7/5/2011 9:26:18 PM
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mildew Drunk yet Orderly 14177 Posts user info edit post |
Yes, by rpd for having a water gun fight 7/5/2011 9:27:40 PM
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zorthage 1+1=5 17148 Posts user info edit post |
Yes for the freaky reasons 
And like Metricula said, not the cheap fuzzy kind. Have ancle cuffs too! 7/5/2011 9:31:55 PM
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ndmetcal All American 9012 Posts user info edit post |
a few exes 
& a few cops  7/5/2011 9:42:18 PM
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khcadwal All American 35165 Posts user info edit post |
nope
for none of the reasons 7/5/2011 9:43:05 PM
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grimx #maketwwgreatagain 32337 Posts user info edit post |
once for the freaky 7/5/2011 9:43:16 PM
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CalledToArms All American 22025 Posts user info edit post |
no 7/5/2011 9:43:58 PM
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