post them ITT

7/5/2011 5:36:26 PM

Never let me slip


cuz IF I slip


then I'm slippin'

7/5/2011 5:37:33 PM

inb4 rap solo from Friday

7/5/2011 5:37:40 PM

I'm heading west like I'm blowing kanye

7/5/2011 5:45:18 PM

nelly

/thread

7/5/2011 6:03:31 PM

I'm hot cause I'm fly
You ain't cause you're not
This is why
This is why I'm hot

7/5/2011 6:08:48 PM

half-rappin ass mothafuckas

7/5/2011 6:10:54 PM

Quote :

"Your fly is open, McFly"

-Kanye

7/5/2011 6:11:56 PM

http://rap.about.com/od/toppicks/a/WorstRapLyrics.htm

Quote :

"22. "Thirty-eight revolve like the sun round the Earth." Jay-Z, "It's Hot" 21. "Niggas in the Bronx call me Lex cause I push a Lex, and I rock a Rolex and I lounge on Lex', and I love sex." Peter Gunz, "Deja Vu: Uptown Baby" 18. "My paragraph alone is worth five mics (uh-huh) A twelve song LP, that's thirty-six mics (uh-huh)" Redman "5 Boroughs" 17. "Don't try to treat me like I ain't famous My apologies, are you into astrology Cause I'm, I'm tryin to make it to Uranus" Kanye West, "Gettin' It In" 15. "When you take a sip you buzz like a hornet Billy Shakespeare wrote a whole bunch of sonnets." LFO, "Summer Girls" 10. "First family will gradually lift that ass up like gravity." Lil' Fame (of M.O.P.) ("Half and Half") 7. "I like them black, white, Puerto Rican, or Haitian Like Japanese, Chinese, or even Asian." Chingy ("Balla Baby") 6. "I'll break it down for you now, baby it's simple If you be a nympho, I'll be a nympho." 50 Cent ("Candy Shop") 5. "Thirty-two grams raw, chop it in half, get sixteen, double it times three. We got forty-eight, which mean a whole lot of cream Divide the profit by four, subtract it by eight We back to sixteen..." Foxy Brown ("Affirmative Action") "

7/5/2011 6:24:06 PM

No need for speed
I'm the anti D-R-U-G-G-I-E

7/5/2011 6:27:37 PM

hah the descriptions the guy gives after each one are pretty funny

7/5/2011 6:32:40 PM

In its entirety

7/5/2011 6:51:28 PM

Quote :

"I'm the best mayne I did it."

7/5/2011 7:15:06 PM

^^keep dreamin, no limit had some legitimate emcees

"catch me on the web like i grew 6 extra legs" Big Sean

7/5/2011 7:27:29 PM

7/5/2011 7:42:05 PM

Quote :

"Money hangin out the anus"

-Puffy

/thread

7/5/2011 7:45:53 PM

Stick your head in a tomato, brainstorm
-lil kim

7/5/2011 7:46:32 PM

^^that was Mase, though Puff was on the track

/closeenough

7/5/2011 7:53:19 PM

actually that was puffs line

7/5/2011 7:53:45 PM

^,^^^
was on the list i linked above

7/5/2011 7:54:16 PM

was it? i guess that link is wrong then, i didnt bother to youtube and reminisce on that bullshit

7/5/2011 7:54:40 PM

its not worth a proper citation dun worry bout it

7/5/2011 7:55:09 PM

Quote :

"12."If you don't bring back my m****f*****n money or my m***f****n dope, you can forget about Christmas n***a, cause you ain't gon even see New Years." Master P ("Do You Know") In Master P's universe, New Year comes right before Christmas. "

December 27th?

7/5/2011 7:57:08 PM

anybody remember that fake song somebody made, I think it was on Resnet back in the heyday not that State cats made it, but it was called Puffy and Mase Fag Remix or something and its just two dudes making fun of Mase and Puff and that song changing all the lines

the last line of the final verse was and got a Benz that i aint even drove yet and got a dick that i aint even sucked yet...i think it was in RealAudio format

7/5/2011 7:57:20 PM

pause

7/5/2011 7:57:37 PM

if i find it and and can convert it to a youtube uploadable format, i'll do it, just to wait for somebody to complain and have youtube remove it

no luck converting .RA in Windows MovieMaker but here it is http://www.2shared.com/audio/WkvyChY2/Puffy_-_Fagmix.html

[Edited on July 5, 2011 at 8:06 PM. Reason : lol]

7/5/2011 8:00:09 PM

didn't know the ratio was six to four
so an ugly girl on campus becomes a whore

7/5/2011 8:06:19 PM

hahah

here's a small snippet of it
http://wolflineadventures.ytmnd.com

[Edited on July 5, 2011 at 8:08 PM. Reason : ]

7/5/2011 8:07:40 PM

there is nothing shitty about Deja Vu

that guy lost credibility

[Edited on July 5, 2011 at 8:26 PM. Reason : d]

7/5/2011 8:26:10 PM

i always figured that Foxy Brown line was something that Nas or AZ ghostwrote for her and that it probably made sense actually, but she keeps going back and forth between weight and cash so it seems like the math doesn't make sense at all

but i didn't spend long enough in the dope game to reach baller status

7/5/2011 8:29:19 PM

Pretty much anything by Project Pat. I like the beats though.

7/5/2011 8:53:24 PM

Get up off my dick like a motha fuckin slut mayne

7/5/2011 8:55:37 PM

http://youtu.be/LgqakMaiw0s?t=26s

Quote :

"Don't I love my vegetables, extra cheese and broccoli"

7/5/2011 9:19:41 PM

Quote :

"^^keep dreamin, no limit had some legitimate emcees"

We'll agree to disagree.

They completely killed rap music for me....pure shit

7/5/2011 9:38:07 PM

let me wax you off
Mr. Miyagi

7/5/2011 11:47:47 PM

Quote :

"She don't ever wonder, cause she know she bad And I got her, nigga - grocery bag"

7/5/2011 11:57:32 PM

Quote :

"I'm heading west like I'm blowing kanye"

thats actually clever

and gay

7/5/2011 11:58:42 PM

real gs move in silence like lasagna.

7/6/2011 12:01:15 AM

i like that one too, thats clever (lasaña)

for some fuckup lyrics, how about in D&D All Stars - 1, 2, Pass It, KRS-One, one of the top emcees of all time says "your lyrics are stiff like David Koppel"...think you mean Ted, Kris

also on EPMD - Knick Knack Paddy Wack when K-Solo says "I'm from C.I., L.I., F L Y, like a B R I D in the S K Y"

Ok so, you're from Coney Island, Long Island and you're fly like a brid

7/6/2011 12:02:00 AM

Quote :

"15. "When you take a sip you buzz like a hornet Billy Shakespeare wrote a whole bunch of sonnets." LFO, "Summer Girls""

YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH

7/6/2011 12:24:26 AM

Lil Wayne lyrics, specifically from "A Milli"

7/6/2011 12:29:18 AM

whatever one that;s in current top 40 where they rhyme kodak with kodak....i think it;s some pitbull bullshit rhyme

7/6/2011 12:30:31 AM

I guess that's the time when I'm not depressed
But I'm still depressed


Yeah i fucking went there

I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message.

7/6/2011 1:14:24 AM

calling out INS? ballsy

7/6/2011 1:52:44 AM

Shing02

/thread

7/6/2011 1:54:00 AM

Quote :

"Quote : "Money hangin out the anus" -Puffy /thread"

OMG

I had heard this too and was like wtf

I am rofling and concur with...../thread

[Edited on July 6, 2011 at 1:57 AM. Reason : it appears from your rectal exam that the discomfort is caused by legal tender lodged in....]

7/6/2011 1:56:19 AM

http://worstpapoose.tumblr.com

7/6/2011 4:06:03 AM

Magno got fed flo'
Drop a sentence like Ted Poe
-Magnificent

its funny cuz he was ripping this verse, which brings me to whether or not flows should be considered in a "worst lyrics" thread

7/6/2011 12:14:49 PM

Quote :

"Thirty-eight revolve like the sun round the Earth"

or anything that ever came out of Gucci Mane's mouth.

7/6/2011 12:30:26 PM

^thats another dumb line in an otherwise hot ass song ha

and gucci is a coon nothing more, i dont consider him worth mentioning.

7/6/2011 12:32:25 PM