I won't get into the prank war...but I'm looking for creative ideas to get my brother back.

Such ideas as:

Submitting phone numbers to online colleges

Requesting religious venues to visit him

Order local pizzas to his house

Request random sex magazines to his home



I'm really looking for ideas to really become annoying.

7/6/2011 11:39:22 AM

Take out a credit card in his name, max it out and send him the bill.

Then leave him a voicemail and be like: GOTCHA BITCH!

7/6/2011 11:40:04 AM

tire iron

7/6/2011 11:41:45 AM

flour in the hairdryer.

7/6/2011 11:44:50 AM

Request more information in his name on the USMC website. Those fuckers are RELENTLESS.

7/6/2011 11:45:46 AM

give his number to known homosexuals.

or you could call westboro baptist church and tell them he was gay and lived a deprived life. then give them the location / time of his "funeral."

maybe they will picket him mowing his yard or something.

[Edited on July 6, 2011 at 11:49 AM. Reason : or rather]

7/6/2011 11:47:45 AM

^ I wonder if WBC verifies actual death certificates before showing up to a "funeral"

It would be great the be the actual supposedly interred individual and come face to face with them thinking they'd be dancing on your grave.

7/6/2011 11:51:16 AM

submit his name into expecting a baby lists. they will send him tons of free stuff for a new baby and it will creep him out. happened to me when i was 17 and my mom thought i was hiding something.

7/6/2011 11:52:18 AM

1) borrow his car and get a parking ticket

2) hide ticket and never tell him about it

hilarity will eventually ensue

7/6/2011 11:54:00 AM

Some of these are really mean. Back in the day my sister would get me back with the 'ol whip cream and feather. It's still quite demeaning.

[Edited on July 6, 2011 at 12:03 PM. Reason : maybe add in a youtube video of it]

7/6/2011 12:03:10 PM

Dook in a plastic bag, freeze it, then hide it under one of his car seats.

The rest of his week will be hell.

7/6/2011 12:13:35 PM

i'm glad i don't know any of you people

[Edited on July 6, 2011 at 12:44 PM. Reason : .]

7/6/2011 12:44:34 PM

I didn't even have to read Slave's post to know it would involve feces.

7/6/2011 12:48:15 PM

M4M craigslist post with phone #

that'll teach him

7/6/2011 12:52:33 PM

What did he do to you?

I need to know the whole prank history before I make my suggestions

7/6/2011 12:57:44 PM

valid point

7/6/2011 12:59:50 PM

Get him blackout drunk and take a picture while you suck his dick. Then call him a faggot for the rest of his life.

7/6/2011 1:03:48 PM

LOL

its his brother

7/6/2011 1:05:35 PM

^^ WTF man

7/6/2011 1:21:55 PM

methylene blue + brownies = blue urine for a couple of days

7/6/2011 1:24:46 PM

Quote :

"M4M craigslist post with phone # that'll teach him"

lol I've seen this done before. Dude had all sorts of creepers calling him and filling up his voicemail box for days. Some of the messages they left were pretty scary

7/6/2011 4:08:53 PM

Quote :

"M4M craigslist post with phone # that'll teach him"

+1

I was going to suggest this

7/6/2011 4:17:21 PM

Dont put his real name in tho

Just make it like "GAY RALEIGH MAN SEEKS GAY RALEIGH SEX" or something like that

7/6/2011 4:18:36 PM

Can't you go to jail for that one?

7/6/2011 4:19:24 PM

Mention that he's straight and ready to have his first gay experience

7/6/2011 4:20:20 PM

straight guys only, no gay stuff

7/6/2011 4:20:46 PM

Post a craigslist ad that mentions his address and then go into brutal detail about the rape fantasy that he has.

7/6/2011 4:25:55 PM

With respect to the dick-sucking idea, ComputerGuy, are you more turned off that he's a dude or more turned off that he's your brother?

7/6/2011 4:32:52 PM

Craigslist is specifically out...
no sexual pranks allowed

I think I'm done with it for now.

7/6/2011 4:35:05 PM

Answer the question.

7/6/2011 4:36:22 PM

upperdeck his toilet, meaning you take a dump in the reservoir just in case you didn't know

7/6/2011 4:43:58 PM

Thanks, I thought it was when you shit on the seat

7/6/2011 4:46:01 PM

nope

7/6/2011 4:47:39 PM

What do you call it when you shit on the rim when the seat is up, the slam the seat down real so hard so the shit splatters everywhere?

7/6/2011 4:50:49 PM

I upperdecked my own toilet once just to see if it worked. It doesn't really work well with a fibrous poop. It works much better with diarrhea.

7/6/2011 4:50:53 PM

Works best when you only allot only a pre-determined percentage of your gross fecal output to the upper deck. 40% is a good rule of thumb. This way, you achieve the desired result of offending the toilet's owner, but you don't sacrifice the comfort and satisfaction of releasing the majority of your payload the old fashioned way. Its the only way I upper deck folks anymore.

7/6/2011 4:53:55 PM

Deer pellets in the air filter of a car.

Spread wet pieces of bread on a car on a hot day.

"Free Crack" intervention

7/6/2011 5:17:47 PM

Quote :

"GAY RALEIGH SEX"

Man that makes it sound extra disgusting.

7/6/2011 5:19:16 PM

I'm a big fan of filling out one of those subscription cards in magazines with his contact info on it. it's a funny prank but it only costs them a few bucks. Make sure the subscription is to something they won't read... like US Weekly, or Black Entrepreneur (the later was sent to me... Hilarious!)

7/6/2011 5:35:04 PM

Quote :

"What do you call it when you shit on the rim when the seat is up, the slam the seat down real so hard so the shit splatters everywhere?"

7/6/2011 5:39:21 PM

Change the time on every clock in his house to something random, even his computer and maybe the car. If you can change his phone, do that too.

7/6/2011 6:14:50 PM

blue, green, purple.... kool-aid packets in the shower head... just make sure they are the semi-plastic... not going to make blue water before they get in the shower... it's a bitch to get off your skin as a stain....

7/6/2011 6:44:20 PM

Quote :

"If you can change his phone, do that too."

Hell, if you can get a hold of his phone there are much better things to do. Change some numbers around....swap his best friend's number with his girlfriend/regular hookup girl, etc. One time we changed my buddy's entry for his girlfriend to be my number...and started sending him all kinds of dirty messages

7/6/2011 7:31:51 PM

roll him up in a carpet and toss him off a bridge!

7/6/2011 7:35:14 PM

I actually believe you morons would actually do something stupid I suggest, so please don't.

[Edited on July 6, 2011 at 7:44 PM. Reason : .....]

7/6/2011 7:40:43 PM