Greetings TWW,

Using the soggy biscuit method, my colleagues and I have generated some preliminary data regarding time needed to excrete human fluid as a function of spatial proximity to other local, nearby humans. Technique is by experimental methods. This data must only be used for personal use. Please reference this website when using, applying, or updating this data. As always, practice safe group behavior to avoid transmission of diseases.

n = Number of human participants (including the experimenter)
A = Average age of all human participants (including the experimenter) [years]
V = Volume of the biscuit. Biscuit used in all sample points is the Egg, Bacon, and Cheese Biscuit from McDonalds with variable biscuits (in^3)
t = Time of the longest human participant to hold out from releasing human fluid. Time is measured from the start of all shaft stimulation to the point at which the final shaft releases fluid; end time is when fluid reaches the biscuit (s)

Note:
-Ambient temperature is held at 70 deg F
-Biscuit temperature is held constant throughout all shaft stimulations
-Time delay between each entry is roughly 2 hours. Multiple participants are used throughout to minimize individual bias
-Distance from all participants' shaft core to biscuit is an average of 6 in. Participants unable to reach the biscuit are negated from the data entry.
-Winner must eat the entire biscuit, including the non-biscuit part.

n A V t
6 19 1.0 74
6 19 1.5 83
6 19 2.0 89
6 27 1.0 69
6 27 1.5 72
6 27 2.0 71

8 21 1.0 62
8 21 1.5 121
8 21 2.0 75
8 29 1.0 81
8 29 1.5 45
8 29 2.0 77

10 24 1.0 77
10 24 1.5 56
10 24 2.0 79
10 30 1.0 45
10 30 1.5 57
10 30 2.0 70

12 23 1.0 44
12 23 1.5 23
12 23 2.0 60
12 28 1.0 38
12 28 1.5 81
12 28 2.0 29

Conclusions:
1. As the number of participants increase, the winner's time begins to decreases. With more participants, the standard deviation in time increases. This suggests that nervousness and homosexual tendencies become more driven by social effects.

2. As age increase, the winner's time also begins to decrease. This suggests that age reduces the ability to maintain shaft hardness.

3. There are some strange outliers, but we are currently investigating data validity.

Lastly, I am recruiting more participants for more Soggy Biscuit trials. This is a great way to meet new people who have the same sexual and scientific ambitions as you do. Please PM me for more info.

Cheers!

[Edited on July 6, 2011 at 7:24 PM. Reason : .]

7/6/2011 7:21:51 PM

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"As always, practice safe group behavior to avoid transmission of diseases."

and how the fuck do you suggest doing that given the tenets of the game?

7/6/2011 7:25:14 PM

I feel like this was taken from somewhere like 4chan

7/6/2011 7:27:31 PM

at first, I thought that said NAVY

then it stopped making sense

7/6/2011 7:27:42 PM

I don't know what's going on here, so I'm just going to leave.

7/6/2011 7:30:14 PM

lol it's the game where dudes jizz on food then eat it so......how the fuck does he correct for the disease piece?

7/6/2011 7:36:49 PM

7/6/2011 7:41:29 PM

thats that raisin right thur

7/6/2011 8:21:53 PM