I hate it when a girl is screaming in the video, then goes off and starts whispering to the guy pounding her. I then have to turn up the sound real loud to try to hear what kind of dirty talk she's saying, and then bam she starts screaming again. Don't these girls know that I don't want my neighbors/roommate to know when I'm watching porn.

What are some of your porn pet peeves?

7/7/2011 10:11:41 PM

I hate when the dudes are ugly

7/7/2011 10:13:19 PM

not a big fan of male dialogue

7/7/2011 10:14:34 PM

i hate when either party is ugly

or old

or has anything weird about them

too big of boobs

too big of dicks

i need silence for any russian or german or other harsh sounding language people. those people are too loud and i hate their voices and accents

i definitely don't like long stories. or stories at all. stories are lame. and costumes.

i have a long list of do not likes. the do likes are much MUCH much shorter.

but that is because i am a girl and watch porn super infrequently. and a lot of times just out of sheer curiosity.

7/7/2011 10:15:19 PM

yea i hate it when the guy's dicks are too big

wait what

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anyway I hate it when the cameraman tries to be all up in the action so all you can see is some guy's thigh

also sucks when the cameraman talks

[Edited on July 7, 2011 at 10:20 PM. Reason : sounded funnier in my head :/]

7/7/2011 10:19:14 PM

really bad tattoos

guys who talk and moan all the time

7/7/2011 10:20:53 PM

a close-up of the guy's facial expression is never good. some last a good 15 seconds too.

7/7/2011 10:21:07 PM

i'm just saying why is it strange that a roided up veiny dick is a turn off?

7/7/2011 10:21:45 PM

^^That's what I was gonna say. If I'm looking at pr0n I don't wanna see some dude's face.

7/7/2011 10:24:12 PM

personally i prefer porn that is 100% dick free

7/7/2011 10:24:31 PM

Quote :

"but that is because i am a girl "

and like dicks in my porn

7/7/2011 10:26:58 PM

Quote :

"That weird cramming of the dick in a girl's cheek to puff out her face move."

Reposted from the turn off thread. Really annoys me.

7/7/2011 10:28:27 PM

i prefer the ol' meat and potatoes bj...none of that cheek popping

7/7/2011 10:33:09 PM

I went on an hour long rant at work about the piss poor cinematography in porn. Camera placement is pathetic. I don't know dick about film and can shoot better footage.

7/7/2011 10:34:34 PM

either a close-up of the guys ass or when the guy is moaning :-\

7/7/2011 10:35:11 PM

Bad angles that show too much of the guy and/or his penis and/or his hairy ass.

7/7/2011 10:35:53 PM

Nick manning

7/7/2011 10:36:03 PM

The piledriver position.

7/7/2011 11:04:58 PM

^^
Drooooooooooooooopppping looooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaadsssssssssss.

7/7/2011 11:09:05 PM

only thing that gets me hard anymore is the "What will _____ ________ be doing tonight" gif

7/7/2011 11:10:25 PM

It's not exactly a pet peeve, but a porn seems weak when the guy can't get off just by the girl alone and has to sit there and jerk off for awhile, they even have to skip to it later, just for the cum shot.

Don't get me wrong I've been cursed with a stubborn dick and usually the girl gets off before I do, but some of these girls I could only dream about banging. I mean the girls I've gotten with are 7s and up, but in these pornos we're talking about girls that are 10s and have vastly superior sexual skills than your average hot girl. Even with all the sex they're getting they should be able to get off with these sex goddesses.

7/7/2011 11:18:32 PM

probably has something to do with all the cocaine

7/7/2011 11:19:27 PM

True, cocaine is an anesthetic. Probably can't feel their dick.

7/7/2011 11:20:48 PM

I cannot watch porn where the dude's dick bends down. I don't really like it when it curves up at like 90 degrees either, but I can manage to watch those, but dudes that have bent-ass broken looking dicks...just ew.

ITT, El Nachó reveals himself to be a cocklooker.

Also cum shots with uncuts dudes makes me want to hurl. Looks like a vomiting anteater.

7/7/2011 11:25:10 PM

DROPPIN' LOADS!!!!

7/8/2011 12:33:07 AM

when the girl isnt crying or otherwise completely ashamed and humiliated

BORING!

[Edited on July 8, 2011 at 12:53 AM. Reason : d]

7/8/2011 12:53:21 AM

Quote :

"It's not exactly a pet peeve, but a porn seems weak when the guy can't get off just by the girl alone and has to sit there and jerk off for awhile, they even have to skip to it later, just for the cum shot. Don't get me wrong I've been cursed with a stubborn dick and usually the girl gets off before I do, but some of these girls I could only dream about banging. I mean the girls I've gotten with are 7s and up, but in these pornos we're talking about girls that are 10s and have vastly superior sexual skills than your average hot girl. Even with all the sex they're getting they should be able to get off with these sex goddesses."

I would bet that the reason that they aren't blowing their load in the first few minutes is because they see these girls prior to them putting on their makeup. Some porn stars, i.e. Chasey Lain, are kinda hideous without makeup. But most of them are smoking hot.

7/8/2011 1:04:08 AM

Shoes that are not heels.

Take off your sneakers to fuck like a normal person, goddamnit!

7/8/2011 1:04:28 AM

when the girl sounds like a squeaky toy


and when the guy takes out his junk to slap it on the girl's butt, thigh, whatever... WHAT IS THE POINT OF THAT

7/8/2011 1:06:57 AM

tube socks

7/8/2011 1:09:50 AM

fake boobs, close up of the guys ass, too much time focused on just the oral

7/8/2011 1:10:31 AM

big boobs? too much oral?

7/8/2011 1:15:11 AM

I don't like it when porns don't involve lemon stealing whores

This limits my viewing options but c'est la vie

7/8/2011 1:42:46 AM

I like to see women actually getting off, so I don't like it when the girl moans for no good reason...this makes it harder to believe that her fucking-moans are genuine

she should not moan if the guy is merely playing with/sucking on her boobs, nor when he is cumming on her face

Asian women are particularly bad about this...they moan and squeal at every opportunity

probably all women in porn are faking their orgasms, but I like to pretend that at least some of them are really getting off some of the time.

7/8/2011 2:05:22 AM

All non-hilarious porn from Japan.

The rest of it is awful. The girls are always crying while being banged. The movies are like 4 hours long where absolutely nothing happens. It's all just terrible.

7/8/2011 2:18:34 AM

anal. i turn it off immediately. I hate when you can't tell and you think its good but then they switch anals and you notice its angle so you have to turn it off quick. Then you have those that are going really well and then they decide to do anal near the end. If its really good I will just skip the anal part. One video actually switched 5 times. It would've been my favorite without the anal too.

I'm anal about anal.

7/8/2011 2:27:58 AM

Quote :

"The girls are always crying while being banged."

this is one aspect of Asian porn that I do like.

7/8/2011 2:37:24 AM

I'm actually not a huge fan of dirty talk from either party.

Especially when they are playing characters, this may be crazy but I love it when everyone stays in character.

7/8/2011 3:06:51 AM

I don't like seeing too much fluid seepage....I like a clean set.

7/8/2011 3:10:29 AM

I don't mind a little bdwc porn like Spring Thomas, but can't watch wdbc porn. Don't know why. Just don't.

Also, I don't get the cfnm fascination on these site lately.




[Edited on July 8, 2011 at 6:42 AM. Reason : gah]

7/8/2011 6:41:50 AM

Most have been mentioned but, weird moaning from girl, any noise from guy, weird angles, limp dicks, awkward positions, gagging, fake tits, and most importantly dry pussy. I rarely watch production quality stuff bc most stars can't keep me interested. However, the b grade shit is getting pretty good.

7/8/2011 8:24:38 AM

when the fluffer joins in but only has a normal dong

7/8/2011 8:29:56 AM

my answer pasted from that other thread

Quote :

"The majority of mine have already been mentioned, but overly plastic chicks with huge, fake, french-tipped nails spreading vag or their own asshole And I hate the spitting. Oh and sweaty ass."

To add: the fluid gargling/dribbling in the mouth . .
Also that weird, peculiar, sound that women make that I've only ever heard in porn. It's like a combination of a moan and her trying to say "oh yeah" and it comes out "ooyyyyy oyyyyy oyyyyya oyyyyya" in a high whiney not quite oriental voice.
But srsly, I hate large acrylic nails

7/8/2011 8:51:51 AM

I hate average or less dicks in porn (but obscenely big dicks that don't fit in don't cut it either... when its like 14 inches)
I hate that ballsack camera angle.
I hate soft sex, sure you can vary but at some point I should be afraid for her vagina (or anus lulz)


One day I hope to be a porn reviewer. I usually end up exploring the depths of filth just out of curiosity.


I'm astraladvent and I approved this message.

[Edited on July 8, 2011 at 9:05 AM. Reason : ]

7/8/2011 9:01:25 AM

Also brassmonkey sometimes the dudes blow their load earlier and they cut it out (sometimes a shitty job lololol) or I bet a lot of these girls are just loose as fuck because when they aren't doing hardcore they are probably shoving watermelons up their cooters for their shit softcore site no one will ever pay for

I'm astraladvent and I approved this message

7/8/2011 9:09:45 AM

i hate pornos that don't end with a money shot or creampie. i got to have a good finish!!

7/8/2011 9:12:04 AM

money shots

put that junk where god intended it

7/8/2011 10:47:56 AM

Quote :

"and when the guy takes out his junk to slap it on the girl's butt, thigh, whatever... WHAT IS THE POINT OF THAT"

It's either A) they're trying not to cum early so slapping their dick around numbs it or B) they can't feel anything in the girl so they slap it around to get some pleasure.

7/8/2011 10:59:16 AM

Quote :

"I hate when you can't tell and you think its good but then they switch anals and you notice its angle so you have to turn it off quick."

this made me lol

i hate bad camera anals

7/8/2011 12:26:04 PM

laughing. bailey jay is always laughing in her videos; it's annoying.

7/8/2011 12:28:57 PM