My friend was telling me about this supplement her boyfriend got at Firm Foundations called Deer Antler Velvet. She said that he took it for one month and saw amazing results ie; muscle growth and development through out the body but especially around the core and pelvis, increased sex drive, overall wellness, and dick growth of one inch.

I did a little research and found some interesting information. Basically its been used in Eastern Medicine for thousands of years. The extract is harvested from deer during the spring when their antlers are soft and covered with the "velvet." The Chinese observed the regenerative nature in which the deer grow antler extremely fast, then after a period of time, the antler fall off, only to regrow the next year. They figured that if they consumed antler, it would have a regenerate effect upon their own bodies. As it turns out, they were really on to something.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGSH7CLj4TE

http://www.nutronicslabs.com/health-products/deer-antler-velvet-igf1-plus.htm#whatisdeerantlervelvet

So anyway, I'm going to get a bottle tomorrow. For the best stuff its 100$ and I think theres a 60$ bottle too. I'll be using it in concert with p90x so I'll find out if it works for sure. Anybody tried this stuff?

[Edited on July 14, 2011 at 3:53 AM. Reason : -]

7/14/2011 3:45:09 AM

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"DICK GROWTH"

7/14/2011 3:53:00 AM

^Yeah I tried to think of a more eloquent way to say that but, it is what it is.

[Edited on July 14, 2011 at 4:04 AM. Reason : .]

7/14/2011 4:02:10 AM

If you tried to think of an eloquent way to put that, and the absolute best you could come up with was "dick growth", than I don't think you truly put very much effort into the matter.

7/14/2011 5:55:35 AM

^

Also, people in China, Korea, etc., have been consuming rhino horns, deer antlers, tiger penises, etc., for millenia, ascribing magical aphrodisiacal properties to them. If you ask me, it is all bullshit, until it is proven.

I am sorry, I only believe in the powers of chemical compounds (whether in isolated form or as part of a natural substance) if there is a double blind study to show said powers.

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"muscle growth and development through out the body but especially around the core and pelvis, increased sex drive, overall wellness, and dick growth of one inch."

That's magic. And if it were true, everybody would be using it.

7/14/2011 6:57:04 AM

azns have small dicks

/end of thread

7/14/2011 7:12:31 AM

hahahahahaha, is this the same guy that made the burning man thread?

7/14/2011 8:09:39 AM

fuck. i thought you guys were just peddling viagra to my spam box. but now tww, too?

7/14/2011 8:23:50 AM

hahahaha, wow, good call BD.

Looks like he is trying to grow his dick out for all the dudes at burning man.

so who wants to ride across the country with this guy?

7/14/2011 8:28:02 AM

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"The Chinese observed the regenerative nature in which the deer grow antler extremely fast, then after a period of time, the antler fall off, only to regrow the next year."

Hope your dick doesn't fall off.

If you want some IGF-1, why don't you just go drink some milk. Jesus Christ.

7/14/2011 8:39:22 AM

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""The Chinese observed the regenerative nature in which the deer grow antler extremely fast, then after a period of time, the antler fall off, only to regrow the next year.""

Eat some grass. Or fingernails. or tree leaves. or peaches.

7/14/2011 8:56:36 AM

Guys, try not to be so condescending towards him and his entirely reasonable beliefs.

7/14/2011 9:00:41 AM

Buy an ad. Or send some spam.

7/14/2011 9:02:18 AM

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"azns have small dicks /end of thread"

HAHAHAHA...this made me LOL

7/14/2011 9:24:45 AM

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"azns have small dicks /end of thread"

maybe they'd be even smaller without the deer antler velvet...EVER THINK ABOUT THAT, KID?

7/14/2011 9:48:54 AM

Isn't an antler essentially a fingernail? You could probably get the same effects from eating your fingernails.

7/14/2011 10:22:34 AM

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"Isn't an antler essentially a fingernail? You could probably get the same effects from eating your fingernails."

I do this. I'm 26 now, but am ripped, have an excellent sex drive, and after 23 years of biting my fingernails, I have a massive penis as well.

It doesn't happen overnight, but I noticed that things really started to pick up around the age of 13-14.

7/14/2011 10:40:58 AM

Sir, I would like to buy your fingernail clippings.

7/14/2011 10:46:06 AM

My fingernails are already spoken for, but I can offer some toenail clippings for roughly the same price as deer antler.

Also, I've noticed the most "dick growth" when there are attractive, naked women around. I think it really activates some sort of ancient Chinese growth hormone. I'd wager it's phermone-related.

7/14/2011 10:53:11 AM

this is sure to work

please keep us updated

7/14/2011 11:11:23 AM

ok, IGF-1 is insulin-like growth factor 1. Most of my Ph.D. research has been developing ways to control the dosage and release of growth factors, including TGF-beta 1, which can cause cancer.

I don't worry about spilling growth factors on myself, because they are proteins. Proteins can't do shit unless you inject them. (which is why diabetes sucks, since you have to inject insulin)

When you eat growth factors or any other protein, your stomach acid breaks them down into amino acids, then uses the amino acids to make proteins for yourself.

You just bought some expensive ass amino acids mayne.

[Edited on July 15, 2011 at 8:09 PM. Reason : werds]

7/15/2011 8:08:55 PM

^All true and all good information

7/15/2011 10:32:41 PM

I regularly inject liquified toenail clippings directly into the shaft of my penis. The results have been nothing short of breathtaking.

7/15/2011 10:42:01 PM

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"When you eat growth factors or any other protein, your stomach acid breaks them down into amino acids, then uses the amino acids to make proteins for yourself."

Exactly why you can drink snake/scorpion venom (and showmen do it on stages; I have seen it done live as well) and it won't harm you, because it will get digested by the stomach.

(as long as you don't have any cuts or lesions in your mouth, esophagus, and stomach)

7/16/2011 10:41:41 AM

so all those protein weight training powders are snake oil as well?

7/16/2011 10:20:48 PM

^?

They do exactly what they say they do/what they are supposed to do: provide you with protein and/or free amino acids for muscle repair and growth.

7/16/2011 10:27:37 PM

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"INJECTED DICK GROWTH"

7/16/2011 10:49:03 PM

WHAT COULD GO WRONG?

7/16/2011 11:14:27 PM

I know right, a farm in Wichita? asking for problems

7/16/2011 11:51:14 PM

It's no Three Penis Wine.

7/17/2011 12:00:40 AM

If your friend shares the coke habit you have, the 1 inch of "dick growth" probably equates to his first boner since high school.

7/17/2011 11:06:36 AM

Isn't this stuff on the NFL banned substances list?

7/18/2011 3:27:20 PM

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2011/writers/tom_verducci/08/05/deer.antlers.arod/index.html?hpt=hp_t2

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" Baseball sent a warning to its major and minor league players last week that may sound odd, if not comical, but is a sign of these drug-testing times: stop ingesting deer antler spray. Until the warning went out, baseball players, taking their cues from the body-building and NFL cultures, felt safe using a deer antler spray as an alternative to steroids with almost no risk of flunking a drug test. Deer antlers? Yes, chemists have figured out that the velvet from immature deer antlers includes insulin-like growth factor, or IGF-1, which mediates the level of human growth hormone in the body, and is also banned by MLB and the World Anti-Doping Agency, among others, for its muscle-building and fat-cutting effects. The antlers are harvested from young deer, ground up and packaged into spray form. The substance is sprayed under the tongue. One manufacturer touts among its benefits "anabolic or growth stimulation," "athletic performance" and "muscular strength and endurance." IGF-1, like HGH, cannot be detected in the urine tests used by baseball. Under the right circumstances, it could be detected in a blood test, but the players association has not agreed to blood testing. Major League Baseball issued its warning about a specific brand of deer antler spray not because it contains IGF-1, but because it added the product to its list of "potentially contaminated nutritional supplements." MLB, acting on reports from the drug-testing industry, warned the players that the deer spray can produce positive tests for methyltestosterone, a banned steroid under both the major league and minor league drug policies. The deer antler spray does not list methyltestosterone as one of its ingredients. The approved clinical use of methyltestosterone is to treat men with a testosterone deficiency and women with breast cancer or menopause-related symptoms. You have to really stop and think about this warning to appreciate the layers to this cat-and-mouse game of PEDs. Baseball is warning its players not to spray under their tongues a product made out of the antlers of young deer -- not because it boasts a banned ingredient right there on its label, but because it could be "contaminated" with another banned substance that actually might show up on a drug test. Read more: http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2011/writers/tom_verducci/08/05/deer.antlers.arod/index.html#ixzz1UBXJoJeq "

8/5/2011 3:38:25 PM

If the spray is administered under the tongue, then the IGF-1 should be getting absorbed through the sublingual capillaries into the bloodstream. Wouldn't this bypass the protein stomach breakdown and leave hope for said dick growth?

8/8/2011 10:49:23 AM

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"The Chinese observed the regenerative nature in which the deer grow antler extremely fast, then after a period of time, the antler fall off, only to regrow the next year."

So how long after my dick falls off does it start growing back [extremely fast] again??

8/8/2011 11:17:09 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OuEf-xV9hQc

8/8/2011 4:00:56 PM

ay TragicNature how did this work out for you

12/5/2011 8:53:00 AM

lol @ the responses in this thread

but seriously

If you need to injest deer antlers to make your dick grow an extra inch then an extra inch probably isn't going to help you out that much.

12/5/2011 9:05:01 AM

IGF-1 isn't a DEA scheduled substance in this country, so you can order IGF-1 in pure form ready for injection from several places over the internet. why anyone would take something that's claimed to be deer antler is beyond me. Actually, why anyone would be willing to take exogenous IGF-1 is beyond me. Sure, it will make muscle grow, almost as fast as it makes tumors grow. I'd rather not quadruple my risk of cancer in the persuit of vanity.

This is about as dumb as the wackjob doctors prescribing sublingual low-dose HCG for weight loss. Some asshole chiropractor at my gym is offerring this as a viable means of weightloss. Meanwhile, they prescribe HCG at WAAAY to low of a dose to boost testosterone production while advising the client to go on a starvation diet. The only thing HCG does at the doses they're giving is boost fertility in both men and women, which is probably not part of any legitimate weightloss or stress reduction plan. Clients lose weight due to starvation and claim the HCG works, yet the weight comes right back with a vengeance when they discontinue the diet. It's a racket that could only be run by the most heartless of individuals.

12/5/2011 10:49:03 AM

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"If the spray is administered under the tongue, then the IGF-1 should be getting absorbed through the sublingual capillaries into the bloodstream. Wouldn't this bypass the protein stomach breakdown and leave hope for said dick growth?"

Better delivery route would be to encapsulate the IGF-1 into a beeswax base and jam this homemade suppository up your five hole. The drug gets direct AcceSS to your intestines, thus bypassing that pesky digestive system.

True story, before grad school I worked for a pharma company in Lincolnton, NC, that had the capacity to produce suppositories. We were approached by a company looking for a CMO to produce insulin suppositories. They said that the european market was "more open" than the US to that drug delivery method. The things would have been the size of an assault rifle round....

12/5/2011 4:41:38 PM

tell me, what is an "assault rifle round"?

12/5/2011 8:42:09 PM

an individual could assault someone with a rifle chambered for anything from a .22LR to .50 BMG

12/5/2011 8:46:18 PM

I'm pretty confident that I could assault someone with one of these bad boys...

12/6/2011 7:05:41 AM

^^^hmm, bad metaphor, I don't really know much about guns. They looked like a bullet from an AK-47?





[Edited on December 6, 2011 at 11:06 AM. Reason : pics]

12/6/2011 11:05:35 AM

AK-47 uses a 7.62×39mm round, which is not exclusive to AK-47s (which in it's original form is an assault rifle), or assault rifles, as many semi-auto and other firearms are also chambered in 7.62×39mm.

[Edited on December 6, 2011 at 11:09 AM. Reason : .]

12/6/2011 11:08:06 AM

It irritates the shit out of me to see other gun owners go apeshit when they hear the word "assault rifle", knowing god damn well what was meant by the term.

12/6/2011 11:15:45 AM

It irritates the shit out of me to see people use the word "assault rifle", when they should god damn well know what the term actually means.

12/6/2011 11:26:41 AM

It irritates the shit out of me to see people bicker over what's an "assault rifle" and what's not, in a life-and-death dick-or-no dick situation about DEER ANTLER VELVET.

12/6/2011 11:48:32 AM

then maybe you should have been bitching at NeuseRiverRat for that dumbass comment about 22LR and 50BMG, of which neither round goes into any gun that would be classified as an assault rifle. jdman's analysis was spot on.

12/6/2011 1:59:59 PM

set em up ---------->

12/6/2011 2:05:51 PM