You all need that token black friend. Here I am.

GO

7/15/2011 9:35:29 PM

first!

Why'd you tell people you were an alias?

7/15/2011 9:37:32 PM

I didn't tell anyone anything. I just let people assume. And how do you know I'm not an alias?

7/15/2011 9:40:39 PM

[Edited on July 15, 2011 at 9:42 PM. Reason : then again you could be another black user's alias]

7/15/2011 9:41:42 PM

Whats your favorite food?

7/15/2011 9:41:59 PM

Cesar Chicken Wraps.

I had mad fun being a Alias up here.

7/15/2011 9:43:24 PM

Can you turn water into malt liquor?

7/15/2011 10:11:13 PM

Can you turn water into wine?

7/15/2011 10:13:43 PM

can you turn chicken bones into earrings?

7/15/2011 10:14:56 PM

If you're sick of people being categorized by their race, why'd you chose your username to be BlackJesus?

7/15/2011 10:16:49 PM

How many baby momas do you have?

7/15/2011 10:19:24 PM

BigFletch No anything Malt is

egyeyes Yes just give me yeast and grapes


Førte I will respond to your attempted trolling with this.


yuffie_chan Because without the name BlackJesus you people would assume I was white.

merbig 0 egyeyes won't have my baby

7/15/2011 10:42:42 PM

^

7/15/2011 10:44:23 PM

do you have more white friends than black friends?

7/15/2011 11:57:51 PM

That's some dnl shit brah

7/15/2011 11:59:53 PM

5/10.. not bad.. saved it alittle with responses otherwise much lower.

[Edited on July 16, 2011 at 12:05 AM. Reason : could do much better]

7/16/2011 12:05:10 AM

^ And your opinion is important to who?...yea stfu

BIGswoll187 I have a 15 to 1 ratio of minority friends to whites. Higher to that if I remove white women from the equation. I don't trust white men, as one of my white lady friend said "white guys are cunts"

7/16/2011 12:10:16 AM

wat do?

7/16/2011 12:14:17 AM

whats good?

Thats proper negro speak right there

7/16/2011 12:16:54 AM

why are black people making #yououtyoduckassmind trend on twitter

what the fuck is that shit.

7/16/2011 12:38:14 AM

What's the best book you've ever read?

7/16/2011 12:41:12 AM

@ OldBlueChair #yououtyoduckassmind when you ask BlackJesus a question. That topic contains to many letters to be a black topic. You need to ask whitejesus why he allowed his people to make such a dumbass TT.

Byrn Stuff My favorite fiction books are Moby Dick, Harry Potter Series and The Holy Bible.

True Story favorite. OJ If I Did It, and the unreleased Casey Anthony 30th Trimester Abortion How to Guide

7/16/2011 1:02:10 AM

no really...take one look at the user photos of the people trending that shit

BLACK PEOPLE DON'T EVEN LIKE DUCKS

7/16/2011 1:07:29 AM

I log into twitter for the first time in months and these Negroes done lost they duck ass minds.

Twitter is where negroes go to beg for attention. They seem to think someone cares about the stupid shit they say. #YeahISaidit

I eat roast duck...om nom nom nom nom

7/16/2011 1:11:30 AM

what is your favorite variety of cheese?

7/16/2011 1:15:53 AM

7/16/2011 5:10:08 AM

Do you listen to the Wu Tang clan? Are you surprised and/or bothered that the Wu Tang Clan concert I attended at Lincoln Theater 2.5 years ago had a 95% white audience?

7/16/2011 2:46:00 PM

Why do black women have such nice asses?

7/16/2011 2:48:48 PM

It is pretty easy to tell who this alias is. It is not that hard to figure out based on writing style.

7/16/2011 2:51:03 PM

arghx naw I never was a Wu Tang guy. I'm glad the audience was 95% white. Black people learned along time ago not to pay for things we can get for free. Without white people paying for music and concerts we wouldn't be able to get it for free. A+ to you for supporting the brothers.

stategrad100 They get it from there moms. Every fine black girl has a mom that is 2x hotter. I think nice asses are a genetic mutation and I hope it crosses over to white girls. I <3 thick white girls.

roddy make your post a question.

7/16/2011 3:03:22 PM

next question - and this kind of ties in with my first as a sort of follow up - if I marry one of the daughters of the POTUS do I have a chance of carrying the black vote in 2024

7/16/2011 3:16:13 PM

U Mad?

7/16/2011 3:17:59 PM

stategrad100 That would assure you a loss. Nothing pisses off a black man more than a fine black woman dating/marrying/associating with a white guy. I would vote against you on principle and then fuck your sister as payback.

7/16/2011 3:18:52 PM

Just don't nut in her. I don't want black nieces/nephews

7/16/2011 3:21:40 PM

Doc Rambo IV naw my son

stategrad100 The world needs more mixed babies. For every mixed baby there is two families that can no longer be racist. With that said I will bust in her twice to assure that the job gets done.

7/16/2011 3:25:48 PM

So then why can't I be afforded the same right to promote miscegeny? I want some big-ol-booty

7/16/2011 3:28:33 PM

stategrad100 Because with all that meat back there you wouldn't make it to the hole. We blacks have a special mutation to allow us to reach the innards of thick chicks.

7/16/2011 3:30:19 PM

You are the only black person I know, so thanks very much for clearing all this up for me. May I have the right to reference you IRL if anyone wants to verify my friendship base diversity to confirm I am not racist?

7/16/2011 3:35:01 PM

Yes I will be your token black friend, but you must introduce me to some loose sorority girls.

7/16/2011 3:36:37 PM

the chicks I know only like LAN parties.....do you like sloppy seconds?

[Edited on July 16, 2011 at 3:52 PM. Reason : ]

7/16/2011 3:42:32 PM

If it ain't a virgin its always sloppy seconds.

7/16/2011 3:56:49 PM

LOL

7/16/2011 4:02:24 PM

Quote :

"Without white people paying for music and concerts we wouldn't be able to get it for free. A+ to you for supporting the brothers."

Wait, black people get free concerts? how can I get in on this without resorting to minstrelsy?

7/16/2011 5:01:05 PM

Quote :

"Every fine black girl has a mom that is 2x hotter."

So... is someone really ugly along the line of descent or are there just infinitely/exponentially hotter women?

7/16/2011 5:18:50 PM

if socks were remote controlled, and your batteries died, what would you do?

7/16/2011 5:20:32 PM

BlackJesus, I have three questions:

1. Why do white people wait? They're always waiting for shit. Waiting in line, waiting for parking spots.....I feel like half the time they don't even know what the fuck they are waiting for. I need an outside perspective.

2. Why do white people buy water?

3. Why are white people afraid of black people when they shouldn't be, and not afraid when they should be?

7/17/2011 3:51:43 AM

Oh, and a fourth:

4. How would you define "niggerdom"?

7/17/2011 3:52:24 AM

yuffie_chan All black women are hot in some way, with that said there is infinitely hotter black women than every black girl. The level of hotness for black women is infinite.


Jaybee1200 I would wear my jesus sandals and go plop plop when I walk like white guys do.

parentcanpay
1. White people are incapable of not waiting. For a group of people who's only claim to fame is controlling other groups of people todays white folks have lost that killer instinct. Therefore we see them waiting for everything. White folks have lost their mojo.

2. White people are extremely stupid animals that think that bottle water is not in fact filtered tap water. These un-evolved decedents of albino monkeys have decided to pollute the earth with endless piles of plastic water bottles. But they do recycle, but does that truly make up for the ignorance of paying for bottle water? I think not.

3. I cannot understand this myself. I cannot count the number of times I have purposely been a ass to a white person to only see them slouch and run. This problem is really magnified in white women. They tend to think that all black guys want to rape them. Sorry if you aint 36,24,36 I ain't sticking my dick in you.

4. Niggerdom - Is a broad category that encapsulates all nigger behaviors.

7/17/2011 4:33:11 PM

I always assumed niggerdom was "throughout the dominions of black people" akin to Christendom.

7/17/2011 4:36:09 PM

It would be "throughout the dominions of stupid people". Anyone can be a nigger. Its not a black thing anymore.

7/17/2011 4:38:00 PM