Hay guise we're gonna do some arts and crafts including inventing capitalism and modern philosophy. Then we're going to conquer the world with the largest military power ever seen and celebrate traditional cultural items like democracy and modern civilization. Let us know if you're interested in celebrating our unique culture! Complimentary items like heated food and traditional European "forks" will be provided to eat your traditional food items! See you there!

7/16/2011 11:27:23 PM

what about an exhibition of all the wretched races/nations you europeans have enslaved and/or decimated over the past few hundred years, even if to laugh at them all over again?

[Edited on July 16, 2011 at 11:32 PM. Reason : ]

7/16/2011 11:28:27 PM

brilliant shit ITT - deserves more attn



We'll also be celebrating automobiles and sheer awesomeness.


Every morning I wake up and piss excellence

7/17/2011 9:48:22 AM

Satire fail.

7/17/2011 12:43:24 PM

ignorant thread is ignorant

[Edited on July 17, 2011 at 12:47 PM. Reason : shitty]

7/17/2011 12:46:59 PM

Wait you're under the impression that Europeans invented heated food?

Also "capitalism" and "modern philosophy" is what you came up with for arts and crafts?

7/17/2011 5:55:45 PM

I will be celebrating Hitler...without him there would be many more European Americans.

7/17/2011 6:00:36 PM