Flexible Fabric > *

7/18/2011 10:27:46 PM

super glue > *

7/18/2011 10:29:51 PM

A shot of everclear to the face and to the wound and a soldering iron > *

7/18/2011 10:43:22 PM

Not being a pussy > *

[Edited on July 18, 2011 at 10:52 PM. Reason : .]

7/18/2011 10:52:23 PM

Tussin > *

7/18/2011 10:58:30 PM

I'll be the pussy. That paint on bandage stuff + a steri strip and I start to think people with less than 10 stitches were just under-equipped.

7/18/2011 10:58:32 PM

http://dba-oracle.blogspot.com/2010/02/cauterizing-your-own-wounds.html

That guy cauterizes and stitches himself because of all the mexicans in our waiting room.

7/18/2011 11:00:26 PM

^yea - he's using that dermabond stuff like I was talking about.

didn't know you could order silver nitrate sticks though. Might have to investigate.

7/18/2011 11:22:21 PM

Damn, that dermabond shit is like $50/ml.

7/18/2011 11:39:06 PM

I want one of the full latex finger cots.


I just want to see someone wear one and be serious about it.

and depending on who you are.....they might also work as..

7/18/2011 11:41:27 PM

^^that's why you ask for extras

For serious though you should probably be headed to the hospital if you need more than 1 tube of that stuff. It's legit. It goes from kinda watery to super glue hard in about 90 seconds. And you just leave it on there - shower normally and everything. In theory it wears off at about the same speed the wound heals.

^my dad gets those from work for free. He uses them to put thermal paste on processors. He prefers the plastic razor blade but I'm a fan. You can do like 10 machines on a coffee break.

[Edited on July 18, 2011 at 11:45 PM. Reason : .]

7/18/2011 11:41:47 PM

I am going to put latex finger cots on every single finger and walk around and be for srs about it from this point forward.

7/18/2011 11:44:03 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w5cX_ncZLls

7/18/2011 11:46:21 PM