7/20/2011 9:18:47 AM

You mean like the Van Halen album?

7/20/2011 9:22:57 AM

Facebook is Runnin a Little Hot Tonight

7/20/2011 9:27:03 AM

i have worried about this many times when i read status updates like this:

Quote :

"IM TRYN 2 CLEAN OUT MAH CLOSET... MAH DAUGHTER HAS 2 MUCH FREAKIN CLOTHS LOL... IF NE1 OR KNOWS NE1 WHO IS HAVIN AH GURL HOLLA @ ME CUZ I GT QUITE AH BIT OF STUFF I WUD LYKE 2 PASS ON 2 SUM1 WHO NEEDS IT... SINCE MAH BOO IS HAVIN AH BOY"

real status update people, and there's so so much more

7/20/2011 9:30:03 AM

I was driving to Wrightsville in my bitching 89 camaro for spring break years ago and that song came on and my buddy riding with me started singing "CANNON BALL"

Later he did time in prison.

7/20/2011 9:31:27 AM

ITT we will now quote lines spoken by David Lee Roth in Van Halen songs. GIMME SOMETHIN' TO WRITE ON, MAN.

7/20/2011 10:25:31 AM

AH, THE CLOCK IS SLOW

7/20/2011 10:26:55 AM

I DON'T FEEL TARDY

7/20/2011 10:28:46 AM

^6 I feel like it has to be more difficult to type that way.

[Edited on July 20, 2011 at 10:30 AM. Reason : 6]

7/20/2011 10:29:50 AM

I'VE GOT MY PENCIL

7/20/2011 10:30:28 AM

lately i've felt like google is akin to the great leader kim jong il, in that i just sit around and wait to see what technology google will allow me to have.

7/20/2011 10:36:35 AM

All I need is a beautiful girl

7/20/2011 10:37:26 AM

I'M SO SAD AND LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONELY

7/20/2011 10:37:26 AM

ONE BREAK, COMIN' UP!

7/20/2011 10:55:56 AM

here you go

http://fatpita.net/images/image%20%281952%29.jpg

[Edited on July 20, 2011 at 11:10 AM. Reason : +]

7/20/2011 11:09:32 AM

Reach down...between my legs...and......ease the seat back

Me and a friend used to play that song on full blast driving out of the parking lot in high school. Yes, we were in A/V Tech Club and yes it was 2001, but he did have a bitchin Mustang.

7/20/2011 1:28:40 PM

I CAN BARELY SEE THE ROAD FROM THE HEAT COMIN' OFF.

7/20/2011 1:29:37 PM

Quote :

""IM TRYN 2 CLEAN OUT MAH CLOSET... MAH DAUGHTER HAS 2 MUCH FREAKIN CLOTHS LOL... IF NE1 OR KNOWS NE1 WHO IS HAVIN AH GURL HOLLA @ ME CUZ I GT QUITE AH BIT OF STUFF I WUD LYKE 2 PASS ON 2 SUM1 WHO NEEDS IT... SINCE MAH BOO IS HAVIN AH BOY""

if anyone on my facebook had statuses like that I'd literally defriend them immediately.

7/20/2011 1:32:00 PM

bitching camaro > bitching mustang

also HAVE YOU SEEN JUNIOR'S GRADES?

7/20/2011 1:32:05 PM

I REACH DOWN BETWEEN MY LEGS, EASE THE SEAT BACK.

7/20/2011 1:32:12 PM

Facebook? Google+? Twitter?

Everybody Wants Some!!

[Edited on July 20, 2011 at 1:33 PM. Reason : wait, that was on Women and Children First...]

7/20/2011 1:33:05 PM

LEAVE EM ON, LEAVE EM ON.

7/20/2011 1:35:47 PM

HOT FOR TEACHER

7/20/2011 5:09:27 PM