in what rooms in your parents' house have you jerked it? pretty sure i've bonerjammed them all.

7/21/2011 2:32:36 AM

All? wow, i figured you bonerjammed.... 04 of them.

7/21/2011 2:34:31 AM

Do walk-in closets count as a room? Because I don't think I've jerked on in my parents' closet.

7/21/2011 8:49:56 AM

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"I'VE JERKED ON"

7/21/2011 9:18:55 AM

Keep it fresh boner jam

7/21/2011 10:11:41 AM

Not the kitchen, breakfast room, or dining room

7/21/2011 10:13:13 AM

you havent lived till youve done it on the roof

7/21/2011 10:24:36 AM

On the roof....off the roof

7/21/2011 10:26:38 AM

did anyone have a baller tree house as a kid?

for me, I just saw all those behemoths on TV and in the movies and didn't think they really existed

7/21/2011 10:29:53 AM

Had a pretty cool one in my house in Jersey, but moved before I discovered the art of the jerk

Otherwise, it woulda been loaded with mags like in Step Brothers

7/21/2011 10:31:04 AM

kids today could have that shit wired to the internet (or wireless if the router is close enough)

7/21/2011 10:32:11 AM

I saw a couple middle school kids in my complex watching full HD porn on an ipad the other day

They don't know how easy they got it

7/21/2011 10:34:30 AM

AOL lists were the shit back in the day, you go into those chatrooms and type in a code and you get emails with single porn pics lol

took forever to download and if you got one you'd already had, it was a waste of time

7/21/2011 10:37:19 AM

I'd argue that I owe my entire career to porn. Back in the late 80's/early 90s, getting porn from the internet required using a shell account to telnet to some news server and downloading multiple binary files or doing so using the archie protocol to scour FTP servers, which then had to be reassembled manually-- all over a 2400 baud modem, which was screaming fast at the time.

The 12 year old BobbyDigital would spend several hours doing this, and the payoff was a 16 color gif of some naked bitch not even getting fucked.


Unbeknownst to me, I also learned a shitload about computers and the early (public) internet way before most of america did, which led me to focus on that as a major, and so on and so forth. Anyway, if it weren't for porn, I'd probably own a gas station today.

[Edited on July 21, 2011 at 10:40 AM. Reason : .d]

7/21/2011 10:39:50 AM

I had a tree house. It wasn't in a tree though. It was just a 10x10 shed eight feet up on stilts. The only way to get in was a knotted rope. We had electric ran to it and had a mini fridge, fans, and xmas lights. This was before the internet took off, but we had all kinds of hardcore mags, and zimas and seagrams sea breezes in there.

7/21/2011 10:44:35 AM

eight feet up on stilts made me laugh for whatever reason

7/21/2011 10:48:32 AM

kids these days

7/21/2011 7:46:30 PM

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"I'd argue that I owe my entire career to porn. Back in the late 80's/early 90s, getting porn from the internet required using a shell account to telnet to some news server and downloading multiple binary files or doing so using the archie protocol to scour FTP servers, which then had to be reassembled manually-- all over a 2400 baud modem, which was screaming fast at the time. The 12 year old BobbyDigital would spend several hours doing this, and the payoff was a 16 color gif of some naked bitch not even getting fucked. Unbeknownst to me, I also learned a shitload about computers and the early (public) internet way before most of america did, which led me to focus on that as a major, and so on and so forth. Anyway, if it weren't for porn, I'd probably own a gas station today."

I have appreciation for this.

While I don't owe my career to it, I owe much of my success to my hobby of building AOL malware in Visual Basic and C++ in my spare time. I aspired to get the same notoriety as Fungus and Magii if anyone remembers those guys.

When my computer programmer Uncle saw that I was into it, he gave me a copy of GWBasic (now we're getting old school), and I started writing green screen applications, including one that would build window templates using ASCII borders, basically programs to help write programs....

Although I never studied computer science, my senior year I picked up a part time job at a computer firm that helped me break out of my tax bracket senior year. And that was my first lesson in taxes.

Anyway, thanks BobbyDigital...even though I lurked in AOL nor successfully developed a mass "punter" (when's the last time you heard that???), I do remember AOL and my brute force scripts I wrote to seek out filesharing chats (for WAV files that were eventually compressed to mp3....)


For the OP - - - - every room.


(still on point)

7/21/2011 8:10:53 PM

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"did anyone have a baller tree house as a kid?"

I had a bitching tree house but some hurricane (Fran maybe? may have been earlier than that though) took it down. My dad and a neighbor built it for my older brother, before I was born. It was pretty much like the ones on tv (no amenities inside though). You had to climb up a tree, which had boards nailed to it to help with climbing. I can't really estimate how big it was because I was so young...but it seemed pretty big for a tree house in my young age. My older brother got more use out of it than I did...I barely remember it before it was knocked down. I never jerked it in there though.


[Edited on July 21, 2011 at 8:36 PM. Reason : ]

7/21/2011 8:32:01 PM

I had a shitty treehouse, but damnit I built it myself.

7/21/2011 8:32:54 PM

Some kids in my neighborhood (that I didn't know) had one... You could see it from the street and one day I was riding my bike around, saw that they were outside playing and tried to join them. They were dicks though and got great joy from excluding me, so that was the last of that.

7/21/2011 10:35:40 PM

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"They were dicks though and got great joy from excluding me, so that was the last of that."

haha, just picturing in my head how that went down

7/21/2011 10:41:54 PM