bastards under a house and I'm not going in after it.

7/22/2011 2:09:23 PM

you need a havahart with a can of cat food in it

i'd loan you mine if i was in raleigh

[Edited on July 22, 2011 at 2:11 PM. Reason : they're expensive. i'd buy one, use it, and return it]

7/22/2011 2:10:33 PM

1. Open crawlspace door
2. Put some food scraps & a bowl of antifreeze just inside door
3. Close door
4. Return next morning, open door
5. Throw carcass onto highway
6. Call DOT to come pick-up

7/22/2011 2:40:32 PM

Animal Control will let you borrow one.

7/22/2011 2:41:29 PM

is this a euphemism?

7/22/2011 2:53:15 PM