Shadowrunner All American 18332 Posts user info edit post |
I was walking to Trader Joe's yesterday and this short-haired, bleached-blonde girl steps out in front of me wearing this tiny-ass skirt and boots. It's a bit windy, so I'm already catching glimpses of her apple bottoms with every step, but then she stops and kneels down to retie her shoe laces. When she finished, she stood back up ass first, on some straight-up Tinto Brass shit, and bam... no panties.
I was not expecting that on my trip to the store, so there I am walking around Trader Joe's all semi-turgid, feeling silly. Highlight of my day. 7/22/2011 2:18:10 PM |
puck_it All American 15446 Posts user info edit post |
Pics or it didn't happen 7/22/2011 2:19:14 PM |
NeuseRvrRat hello Mr. NSA! 35376 Posts user info edit post |
i guess chicks trying to stay cool by not wearing underwear is one good side effect of the oppressive heat 7/22/2011 2:20:22 PM |
armorfrsleep All American 7289 Posts user info edit post |
I had a similar experience at Cup A Joe recently. 7/22/2011 2:21:32 PM |
JohnnyTHM All American 18177 Posts user info edit post |
*high-five* 7/22/2011 2:22:24 PM |
Ragged All American 23473 Posts user info edit post |
Picks or it didn't happen 7/22/2011 2:23:32 PM |
TKE-Teg All American 43401 Posts user info edit post |
7/22/2011 2:24:31 PM |
paerabol All American 17118 Posts user info edit post |
SEMI-TURGID
AWESOME
o/ 7/22/2011 2:28:57 PM |
y0willy0 All American 7863 Posts user info edit post |
7/22/2011 2:35:49 PM |
H8R wear sumthin tight 60155 Posts user info edit post |
sweet. 7/22/2011 2:38:06 PM |
nastoute All American 31058 Posts user info edit post |
I call bullshit.
Do you all have any idea how tall this dude is?
None of the angles make any sense. 7/22/2011 2:40:19 PM |
bottombaby IRL 21952 Posts user info edit post |
lol
I thought the same thing, but I just figured that he was some distance from her. 7/22/2011 2:43:55 PM |
H8R wear sumthin tight 60155 Posts user info edit post |
she was definitely trying to get your attention
you'll probably show up on some random XXX site in a hidden video 7/22/2011 2:47:27 PM |
Shadowrunner All American 18332 Posts user info edit post |
^^^ When the skirt is short enough, all things are possible. 7/22/2011 3:03:30 PM |
paerabol All American 17118 Posts user info edit post |
7/22/2011 3:05:58 PM |
FykalJpn All American 17209 Posts user info edit post |
if ever there were a thread that was useless w/o pics... 7/22/2011 3:06:16 PM |
BIGcementpon Status Name 11318 Posts user info edit post |
^^They gon' bump noggins']
7/22/2011 3:15:26 PM |
Spontaneous All American 27372 Posts user info edit post |
I used to see tits all the time in my Water Aerobics class. 7/22/2011 3:39:02 PM |
EMCE balls deep 89740 Posts user info edit post |
Hah, something similar happened to me earlier 7/22/2011 3:50:01 PM |
bmel l3md 11149 Posts user info edit post |
I "accidentally" showed Samwise my vag. Oops. 7/22/2011 4:43:14 PM |
Spontaneous All American 27372 Posts user info edit post |
Must. Know. Moar. 7/22/2011 4:52:56 PM |
Arab13 Art Vandelay 45166 Posts user info edit post |
No number? Your balls called, they want to be used more often. 7/22/2011 5:11:50 PM |
Shadowrunner All American 18332 Posts user info edit post |
I'm married, so my balls were sitting on the mantle at home. Girl was cute, though. 7/22/2011 5:15:01 PM |
Arab13 Art Vandelay 45166 Posts user info edit post |
Ahhh, good enough then. 7/22/2011 5:17:01 PM |
GeniuSxBoY Suspended 16786 Posts user info edit post |
I thought this thread was about Shadowrunner starting his period 7/22/2011 5:38:51 PM |
Shadowrunner All American 18332 Posts user info edit post |
Yeah, I was waiting for the "Random vagina spotting" parody thread. 7/22/2011 6:34:52 PM |