Probably fake; don't care

7/22/2011 2:44:10 PM

probably?

did you even read the damn thing?

7/22/2011 2:45:38 PM

Percy Cummings

7/22/2011 2:46:18 PM

pttyndal

7/22/2011 2:47:17 PM

7/22/2011 2:47:59 PM

This sounds legitimate

7/22/2011 2:48:29 PM

http://www.snopes.com/politics/satire/patdown.asp

7/22/2011 2:52:43 PM

multiple piercings......

7/22/2011 2:55:21 PM

whatever haters. This made me laugh at work and I have 3 flights in the next month or so.

7/22/2011 3:17:17 PM

Not searching for the previous thread... but [old]

7/22/2011 3:26:16 PM

A woman got arrested a few weeks back for groping a TSA agent after she was groped.

7/22/2011 4:05:59 PM

load up on laxatives and taco bell and just push as hard/quick as possible right when theyre doing the ball feel.

then complain to the media about how scared you were.

next time i fly im totally there.

7/22/2011 10:50:12 PM

promptly called for backup
right

7/22/2011 11:52:23 PM

^ ^ lower tech more realistic solution


really hold in a good fart and then just let it rip at the opportune moment


then sheepishly apologize as though you didn't mean to fart right next to his/her hand/face

7/23/2011 3:15:03 AM

I'm glad that I can walk into a thread and know that NRN has already thrown down shit


that dude is like my soberer southerner voice

7/23/2011 3:17:56 AM

Quote :

"TSA Jerks Off Local Man"

another slow news day on the west coast

7/23/2011 4:21:18 AM