I am trying to get hired in NYC to live out my dreams

as per convo with girl I know who made it there....


me: I am wrapping up an MBA in accounting. How does this fare for being hired there?

hot girl I know: i just figured out what i needed to do..dont really know what accounting is.

me: I see.

hot girl I know: like budgeting and shit?.

me: yes


Incredibly humble and full of knowledge? Or an office ornament? WHY IS THIS HAPPENING! I NEED A JOB ON WALL STREET AND I AM NOT A GIRL who can rely on her tits and ass to get a job...

7/23/2011 2:16:16 PM

RIP

They tried to make me go to rehab but I said 'no, no, no'
Yes I've been black but when I come back you'll know know know
I ain't got the time and if my daddy thinks I'm fine
He's tried to make me go to rehab but I won't go go go


[Edited on July 23, 2011 at 2:18 PM. Reason : WHO has never heard of ACCOUNTING??? ]

7/23/2011 2:18:11 PM

ahahahah, sounds about right.

needs more dealbreaker.com

7/23/2011 2:18:32 PM

i think you're both stupid

7/23/2011 2:21:33 PM

I'm there now - gonna be tough, all the accounting is going to India.

7/23/2011 4:44:06 PM

Talk to lewisje, maybe you can make arrangements to get some tits and ass

7/23/2011 5:15:59 PM

take her on a cruise and only get a kiss... then post pics and story on tdub.

7/23/2011 5:43:15 PM

The people I know who worked on Wall Street liked it for a while but eventually found it soul-crushing.

7/23/2011 5:51:59 PM

I, too, hate that the bar is lower for women across the board.

7/23/2011 6:13:33 PM

it's cool, there's a glass ceiling.

7/23/2011 6:18:08 PM

Joie should move to NY before it is tooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo late!

7/23/2011 6:24:26 PM