Just for the hell of it, chime in and share things about your gf/wife that annoy you. I know it never looks good to whine and complain, but sometimes it is better to get things off of your chest rather than getting stressed over it. Try to keep it in the direction of relationship issues rather than "women be crazy" talk.

To start off:

My wife can't deal with bad management at her job. So, whenever she has a bad day, she comes home and waits for me to do something stupid (which to be honest doesn't take long) and then just explodes on me all at once. I swear, it takes a lot of strength not to loose control and argue with her. This continues untill she passes out asleep and then she wakes up the next day apologetic.

Let's see how this thread works.

7/23/2011 8:11:44 PM

hah you are emotionally abused

7/23/2011 8:14:33 PM

dude women be crazy

7/23/2011 8:15:20 PM

well, yeah.

7/23/2011 8:16:10 PM

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"dude women be crazy"

7/23/2011 8:21:41 PM

my gf uses more teeth than I like.

When will she learn?

[Edited on July 23, 2011 at 8:27 PM. Reason : ggg]

7/23/2011 8:26:53 PM

^ you gotta tell her, especially if your a dude that gets off on head.

7/23/2011 8:31:05 PM

My wife is very vengeful, I hope I don't ever end up on the wrong side. She also wants to eat dessert all the time, even going so far as to eat less dinner to save room for dessert. WHO DOES THAT?

7/23/2011 8:42:51 PM

^ FAT PEOPLE. That's who.

7/23/2011 8:47:41 PM

taken this long for someone to point out "loose"?

7/23/2011 8:49:06 PM

Maybe he puts some slack in his leash of emotion? I don't know.

7/23/2011 8:54:52 PM

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"even going so far as to eat less dinner to save room for dessert. WHO DOES THAT?"

7/23/2011 9:02:18 PM

My bf pees with the door open. I could overlook that, but sometimes I'll be in the bathroom doing my makeup and he'll barge in, drop trou and pee! When this happens, I walk out immediately bc I know he's about to pee.

He's always done this ... Even from our first date.

I plan to tell him it's disgusting about 20 years from now.

7/23/2011 9:15:37 PM

At least he isn't shitting in there while you're doing your makeup

7/23/2011 9:23:43 PM

My bf shits while I'm in the shower making my clean area stinky and dirty.

(I'm serious)

it no longer bugs me, maybe we are too close??

I still give him a hard time about it though

7/23/2011 9:54:56 PM

LOL. That hasn't happened yet. But if it does, I will say something. Ew!

7/23/2011 9:59:32 PM

fucking cunt doesn't put enough frosting on the cupcakes she makes me to take to work for lunch each day

7/23/2011 10:00:20 PM

breathes

7/23/2011 10:01:54 PM

She's secretly turning you into a fattie!

7/23/2011 10:02:18 PM

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"My bf pees with the door open. I could overlook that, but sometimes I'll be in the bathroom doing my makeup and he'll barge in, drop trou and pee! When this happens, I walk out immediately bc I know he's about to pee."

I don't see the problem. Do you cover up immediately when you're getting out of the shower and he's in there too?

7/23/2011 10:37:15 PM

it really wouldn't bother me if my boyfriend peed in front of me. Actually I wish I could leave the door open.

7/23/2011 10:40:00 PM

she's pretty awesome so far. no complaints here.

7/23/2011 10:49:06 PM

7/23/2011 10:49:49 PM

if theres only one bathroom you should prolly get over the not pissing and pooping in front of each other thing

7/23/2011 10:51:13 PM

pissing is OK

pooping is not

7/23/2011 10:52:06 PM

^^^

7/23/2011 10:52:38 PM

There are three bathrooms but one "main"

7/23/2011 10:53:30 PM

wasn't OP the one that got hitched at the courthouse a few weeks ago?

7/23/2011 11:13:43 PM

While I applaud my wife's skill for thrifty shopping, it's not that she fails to understand you don't have to buy something just because it's on sale but that she sometimes just ignores it outright. When there's a clearance at target for a two pack of plungers and we are living in a in a 1BR/1BA apartment, there's something wrong. Very little logic required, unless she just thinks I will wear out the damn things.

7/23/2011 11:31:04 PM

Ain't got shit to complain abouut

7/23/2011 11:33:30 PM

Ain't got shit to complain abouut

7/23/2011 11:33:31 PM

There's a sale at Penny's

7/23/2011 11:33:42 PM

Maybe she's an aspiring jazz musician

7/23/2011 11:34:07 PM

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"I don't see the problem. Do you cover up immediately when you're getting out of the shower and he's in there too?"

Nudity is encouraged. Pissing openly is just tacky and white trashy, IMO.

There are three bathrooms in the house.

7/23/2011 11:39:05 PM

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"She also wants to eat dessert all the time, even going so far as to eat less dinner to save room for dessert. WHO DOES THAT?"

I do

7/24/2011 12:01:12 AM

^ Depending on the dinner vs dessert, I do that too

7/24/2011 12:03:20 AM

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"wasn't OP the one that got hitched at the courthouse a few weeks ago?"

True, but what does it matter? All of that was basically an errand for us because we were already committed to each other and living together: There was no significant change in our relationship. Plus, I had already been calling her my wife long before she technically was.

Moving in while dating kills the significance of a traditional wedding, because you are basically a common law married couple by that point. However, it is a wonderful experience to have a family relationship with someone that you really care about.

[Edited on July 24, 2011 at 1:22 AM. Reason : knh]

7/24/2011 1:22:03 AM

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"My bf pees with the door open. I could overlook that, but sometimes I'll be in the bathroom doing my makeup and he'll barge in, drop trou and pee! When this happens, I walk out immediately bc I know he's about to pee."

Whenever I have to pee while she is using the bathroom, I sit down on the seat out of respect and play girl for a couple minutes.

7/24/2011 1:24:10 AM

Wat

7/24/2011 1:28:10 AM

So she's emotionally abusive and makes you pee sitting down.

7/24/2011 1:37:20 AM

Nah man, I like to pee sitting down. It's relaxing, you should try it.

7/24/2011 1:39:06 AM

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"for a couple minutes."

You piss for several minutes?

7/24/2011 1:39:14 AM

was it xienze whose wife kept leaving bags of money in her unlocked car in durham?

7/24/2011 1:46:23 AM

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"I sit down on the seat out of respect and play girl "

7/24/2011 1:59:39 AM

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"and play girl"

7/24/2011 2:01:38 AM

High strung as hell, completely opposite of me

Causes lots of stupid little inconsequential arguments that don't last long but the subconscious stress thereof builds up

It's like the solar wind stressing the earth's magnetic field to the point that eventually it snaps back and bathes the poles in a green ionic torrent, except she is the solar wind, my personality is the magnetic field, the poles are my sanity and the whiplash is her areola borealis

7/24/2011 6:06:26 AM

she smells like cigarettes

7/24/2011 7:58:12 AM

we only share 1 bathroom and we do everything in front of each other

im pretty sure girls don't poop though...but they do fart

[Edited on July 24, 2011 at 8:04 AM. Reason : .]

7/24/2011 8:03:57 AM

I think I would judge my boyfriend and if he sat down and peed in front of me. I would also probably point and laugh.

7/24/2011 8:55:16 AM

I sit down to pee most of the time I'm at home I have a wild stream and I don't want to made a mess. Also I enjoy reading while on the John, and I'd say my ratio to using without is a 2 is only 24%. Figure is raised dramatically by drunk wizzin', which coincidentally I do standing.

7/24/2011 9:11:45 AM