One of my zebras was in labor. It was a messy business, the foal was at the breach.

At about the 22nd hour, I just said stuff it, and I just thrust my hand and turned the little guy around.


Do you have any idea what it's like to be up to your elbow in a zebra's vagina?

7/24/2011 7:25:50 PM

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"Do you have any idea what it's like to be up to your elbow in a zebra's vagina?"

Actually, yes.

7/24/2011 7:26:21 PM

You sound like an artist

7/24/2011 7:29:34 PM

this motherfucker must shop at the zebra store

7/24/2011 7:33:07 PM

is the foal yours?

7/24/2011 8:00:30 PM

so, by "stuff it", you mean you arm-fucked a zebra..

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7/24/2011 8:57:58 PM

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"Do you have any idea what it's like to be up to your elbow in a zebra's vagina?"

Is it anything like hitting a home run in softball?

7/24/2011 9:02:54 PM

NCSTATE football finds itself elbow deep in Ron Cherry's vagina quite often.

7/24/2011 9:26:07 PM

and not a single fuck was given.jpg

7/24/2011 9:39:24 PM

I have stuck my arm up to my elbow in a farrowing sow.

7/24/2011 10:01:14 PM

NANS

7/24/2011 10:11:00 PM

^^ditto. And palpated a dairy cow.

7/24/2011 10:51:52 PM

lots of animal molesters itt

7/24/2011 10:52:49 PM

I'd just like to get through one fucking day without having to be up to my elbow in a Zebra's vagina.

7/24/2011 11:13:54 PM

Isn't it really really dangerous to stick your arm up a zebra's vagina? I know with horses you don't palpate them or anything because their muscles are so strong they could easily break your arm.

7/25/2011 7:47:22 AM

Do you have any idea what it's like to really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

7/25/2011 9:29:11 AM

Have you ever just spent five months living with a herd of goats as one of them?

No?

That surprises me.

The thing about a goat is, it never denies itself what it's hungry for.

7/26/2011 5:43:37 PM

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"Do you have any idea what it's like to really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

wat

7/29/2011 9:36:12 AM

Well I try to look at the bright side. I guess you could say I'm internal optometrist. When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade-unless you don't have any water or sugar. Then you just eat the lemons, and the rind will give you diarrhea.

8/13/2014 11:19:43 AM

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"I'm internal optometrist"

So you're an eye doctor that delivers zebras? Do you mean Optimst?


And, I've done the same for a cow... so basically the same.

8/13/2014 11:27:20 AM

also, "eternal"

8/13/2014 11:32:16 AM

My spider had babies...

8/13/2014 11:35:14 AM

This thread reminds me of how I be multitasking during sex.

Thanks!

Know what I'm saying?????



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8/13/2014 5:46:19 PM

where are the pics of the cute zebra baby, yo?

8/13/2014 6:08:50 PM

Although I had reared him since he straddled the fallow in his petty foal form, he remains slight of the camera.




[Edited on August 13, 2014 at 10:21 PM. Reason : smile for the camera honey]

8/13/2014 10:20:41 PM