Like a piece of shit I blurted out, "I pray to God that phone she's using is in the kitchen." We all laughed.

She came in a few days later with a black eye

7/25/2011 6:13:49 PM

7/25/2011 6:14:54 PM

"The social web is an interesting place. You come across some really cool people that are interested in helping other people. But you will also find some really crazy people that think what they are doing is fun and anonymous. These anonymous people think that they are, but they're really not. Isn't that right "settledown?"

7/25/2011 6:24:20 PM

i don't understand this story at all

why would your coworker's mom come to your work

7/25/2011 6:30:15 PM

I wonder why they let her have a drivers license, too.

But really, I don't remember - he left something at their house and was going out of town and she was nice enough to bring it, I think.

7/25/2011 6:34:02 PM

In all seriousness, I'm willing to bet there is a perfectly understandable explanation for this. She probably talked back to her husband, and he punched her in the eye or something.

7/25/2011 6:36:17 PM

No, you heard him wrong. She came in a few days later with a black guy.

7/25/2011 6:45:46 PM

^ that makes a lot more sense than the way the OP phrased it.

7/25/2011 6:57:18 PM

Coming in with a black guy just increases the probability that she would have a black eye.

7/25/2011 7:00:05 PM

It makes sense when you consider I always hate on the guy because he's a woman hating baptist.

7/25/2011 9:17:50 PM

"The social web is an interesting place. You come across some really cool people that are interested in helping other people. But you will also find some really crazy people that think what they are doing is fun and anonymous. These anonymous people think that they are, but they're really not. Isn't that right "settledown?"

7/25/2011 9:25:23 PM

Quote :

"i don't understand this story at all why would your coworker's mom come to your work"

Probably to review his report card and discuss his progress with his boss.

Hover Moms FTL.

[Edited on July 25, 2011 at 9:49 PM. Reason : l]

7/25/2011 9:49:26 PM