Jif!

7/25/2011 11:20:20 PM

ibtkindonmyballs

7/25/2011 11:22:26 PM

smucker's natural

or pretty much any other kind where the ingredients are: PEANUTS, SALT.

7/25/2011 11:26:31 PM

I really like Whole Food's 365 brand creamy peanut butter.

7/25/2011 11:28:29 PM

Fuck peanut butter

Almond butter for life

7/25/2011 11:31:50 PM

Almond butter is awesome but I don't think it beats peanut butter

7/25/2011 11:33:12 PM

i do kinda want to fuck peanut butter

it's sooooooooooooo fucking good

7/25/2011 11:33:16 PM

One time this chick asked if I wanted to try some home made cocoa butter.
Shit is nasty as hell.
Then she told me you're supposed to just rub it on your hands and elbows and you don't actually eat it.
WTF?????

Why would you hand somebody a zip lock bag of something that has "cocoa" and "butter" in the name and act surprised when they eat it?

[Edited on July 25, 2011 at 11:35 PM. Reason : l]

7/25/2011 11:34:37 PM

7/25/2011 11:38:34 PM

Choosy moms choose Jip. I like the honey one.

7/25/2011 11:43:38 PM

George Washington Carver original.

Often mistaken for his unsightly brother, the true culinary botanical genius would be responsible for introducing this prolific legume into the daily cuisine. He deserves enormous respect for the American influence he held as the first president of peanut butter. Unfortunately it was his brother Ben who would ultimately be memorialized on the box of rice as a fixture in American homes. George, we'll never forget.

Also heard his wife Jemimah is a complete fucking bitch. That's a different story.

7/25/2011 11:44:03 PM

Fuck peanut butter

Almond Sunflower seed butter for life

7/25/2011 11:58:14 PM

Skack that is the most roundabout way of telling us you have a black friend i have ever seen

7/26/2011 12:08:30 AM

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"One time this chick asked if I wanted to try some home made cocoa butter. Shit is nasty as hell. Then she told me you're supposed to just rub it on your hands and elbows and you don't actually eat it. WTF????? Why would you hand somebody a zip lock bag of something that has "cocoa" and "butter" in the name and act surprised when they eat it?"

hahahahahahahahahaha

7/26/2011 12:09:12 AM

The pb with the honey swirled in. Kroger has the best version I've seen.

7/26/2011 1:02:05 AM

crazy richards all natural

you can keep your Jif with all the added crap...

7/26/2011 1:08:45 AM

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"Skack that is the most roundabout way of telling us you have a black friend i have ever seen"

Sorry man...I should have clarified that it was one of those earthy white chicks that smells like incense all the time. I can see how you would assume it was a black person since you are super racist though.

Quote :

"hahahahahahahahahaha"

It was not that funny at the time, but now I can see the lulz.
Carry on.

[Edited on July 26, 2011 at 1:30 AM. Reason : s]

7/26/2011 1:26:27 AM

DocRambo won already

7/26/2011 5:40:30 AM

they sound bad for you, but they are actually healthier than regular peter pan creamy...calorie-wise, and fat-wise

7/26/2011 7:38:04 AM

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"they sound bad for you, but they are actually healthier than regular peter pan creamy...calorie-wise, and fat-wise"

i would be very surprised to find out that this peanut butter has a lower level of saturated ("bad") fat but the same level of unsaturated ("good") fat as regular peanut butter...with a fat profile about the same as olive oil (and a good potassium-to-sodium ratio if getting unsalted), peanut butter is comparatively good for you

without looking it up, i'm betting that a big part of lower calories come from a lower fat content, including lower unsaturated fats

your best bet is to get "regular" unsalted or reduced salt peanut butter with reduced sugar

7/26/2011 7:44:58 AM

From a weight-watchers standpoint, a tablespoon of that PB is less points than Peter Pan. That's what I was referencing...
i was getting a pudge and went on weight watchers to drop from 186 to 160

[Edited on July 26, 2011 at 8:17 AM. Reason : ya]

7/26/2011 8:16:23 AM

I can only eat Publix all-natural peanut butter. Just nuts and oil.

7/26/2011 8:23:21 AM

and it's pretty healthy too

[Edited on July 26, 2011 at 8:59 AM. Reason : ^you should try it luc, its got nuts, egg whites, flax seed oil, and a little sugar ]

7/26/2011 8:57:03 AM

Lower fat and calories =/ "healthier"

7/26/2011 9:27:01 AM

Quote :

"Lower fat and calories =/ "healthier""

that is not what i mean

[Edited on July 26, 2011 at 9:31 AM. Reason : OH were you not talking to me ahahahahah my bad be ]

7/26/2011 9:30:52 AM

Not you. BDub.

7/26/2011 9:31:50 AM

i sawwwy

7/26/2011 9:34:41 AM

i got some almond butter this weekend at costco because i'm an idiot and went to costco while hungry

it tastes as though someone chewed up almonds and spit them into a jar

only 47 quarts of the stuff left though!!1

7/26/2011 9:47:27 AM

i eat crunchy peanut butter. it's so much better.

but everybody's always gotta say something about it. OMG there's peanuts in my peanut butter!

7/26/2011 10:00:30 AM

i can't tell the difference in brands of peanut butter. my palate is just not refined enough.

7/26/2011 10:11:23 AM

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"One time this chick asked if I wanted to try some home made cocoa butter. Shit is nasty as hell. Then she told me you're supposed to just rub it on your hands and elbows and you don't actually eat it. WTF?????"

well, it IS edible, and can be consumed... what do you think chocolate contains? cocoa butter, of course. 2 notes, though:

1) raw cocoa butter has an unpalatable odor and smell, and in chocolate, they add deodorized cocoa butter. the raw one though, is edible.

2) although cocoa butter is high in saturated fat, it is actually good for you. studies have shown it can improve blood cholesterol profile, and can even make you lose weight. not all saturated fats are equal. saturated fats from animal products are very different from saturated fats from plants (coconut, cocoa, palm, etc).


GIS "natural peanut butter" and y'all will see many many brands... it would be interesting (and expensive) to try them all out!


These look awesome:
http://www.justinsnutbutter.com/products.php

As do these, especially the one in the middle:

http://ilovepeanutbutter.com/peanut-butter-1.html



One of the results of GIS for "natural peanut butter"

7/26/2011 11:02:58 AM

God shut up

7/26/2011 11:05:05 AM

7/26/2011 11:47:02 AM

best thing ever!

7/26/2011 11:50:36 AM

the groc store here grinds it fresh for ~$1.70/lb

[Edited on July 26, 2011 at 1:38 PM. Reason : nothing added to it]

7/26/2011 1:38:22 PM

anyone else ever get the knowledge from Charlie Murphy about how to fix government peanut butter?

7/26/2011 3:01:47 PM

I love the new JIF Natural or whatever its called

7/26/2011 3:09:24 PM

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"http://www.justinsnutbutter.com/products.php"

I'll take "Potentially misleading websites" for $800, Alex.

7/26/2011 3:32:50 PM

ahahahaha

7/26/2011 3:34:06 PM

dude.

cinnamon raisin swirl sounds AMAZING.

7/26/2011 3:46:44 PM

it is.

7/26/2011 7:09:35 PM

7/26/2011 7:11:32 PM

CRUNCHY or EXTRA CRUNCHY

7/26/2011 10:01:14 PM

7/26/2011 10:03:37 PM

I like the Trader Joe's stuff.

7/26/2011 10:06:24 PM

Jif extra crunchy is my peanut butter of choice, but I like them all. Peanut Butter is one of my favorite snack foods, especially after doing cardio.

7/26/2011 10:25:54 PM