Share your white trash tendencies ITT. Also, black people can act white trashy.

1) Drinks boxed wine at home sometimes
2) Wears a pair of jeans about 5 times before washing

You?

7/26/2011 8:13:01 PM

ya might be a redneck if

7/26/2011 8:14:06 PM

I thought everyone wore jeans 5 times before washing

7/26/2011 8:14:42 PM

A-Shirt in public.

7/26/2011 8:15:00 PM

iop1

7/26/2011 8:15:57 PM

Not sure if it counts but I wear wife beaters when lounging around the house

7/26/2011 8:16:01 PM

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"I thought everyone wore jeans 5 times before washing"

7/26/2011 8:16:01 PM

you rent furniture

7/26/2011 8:16:22 PM

You pay more to rent-a-center each month than you do in rent.

7/26/2011 8:16:53 PM

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"I thought everyone wore jeans 5 times before washing"

Only 5 times? Who's got time to keep count. Smell/feel test all the way.

7/26/2011 8:20:53 PM

^thank god for those jeans with the dirty look being popular, amiright?

7/26/2011 8:23:46 PM

i go to the grocery store in sweatpants/gym shorts and flip flops.

7/26/2011 8:31:15 PM

Casually tossing around racial epithets while simultaneously getting mad at people for using the Lords name in vain.

7/26/2011 8:33:24 PM

^^^ urite

^^ That's not so bad. As long as you don't look like a candidate for peopleofwalmart.com.

7/26/2011 8:34:03 PM

I think this is the opposite, but I can't tell.



either way, nice to meet DivaBaby19's boyfriend.

Edit - YOUTUBE VIDEO Y U NO PLAY

7/26/2011 8:34:36 PM

for jeans the ketchup and mustard stains need to be the same shade of brown before i even consider washing.

7/26/2011 8:35:32 PM

^^^i'm not fat enough and/or my toenails are not long enough for me to be a star on peopleofwalmart.com

[Edited on July 26, 2011 at 8:36 PM. Reason : ]

7/26/2011 8:36:11 PM

Shitty looking lawn

7/26/2011 8:36:23 PM

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"I thought everyone wore jeans 5 times before washing"

we have a tire, a huge beat up plastic baby toy, and a pink flamingo in our front lawn.

i wont brush my hair for days.

i love fried hotdogs.

i've been to the grocery store barefoot on several several occasions.

and im sure i can name a ton more.

7/26/2011 8:41:05 PM

i think ranch tastes good on pretty much anything.

7/26/2011 8:43:50 PM

^ good one!!!!!

7/26/2011 8:44:23 PM

Would cornbread + ketchup fall under white trash style?

7/26/2011 8:45:10 PM

^hahaha i think so


one of my favorite tv shows is "Roseanne"

(however let it be known that the actress roseanne annoys the shit out of me. )

7/26/2011 8:46:34 PM

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"i've been to the grocery store barefoot on several several occasions. "

is that a white trash thing?

i would classify it more as one of these before white trash:

1) new age health nut/guru/mystic
2) poor people
3) hipster?

7/26/2011 8:49:47 PM

This is my new favorite website. http://whitetrashrepairs.com/ A lot of the stuff on here I could see myself doing

7/26/2011 8:58:39 PM

shitty looking lawn. also, I keep a loaded shotgun next to my bed each night

7/26/2011 8:59:46 PM

^^^ lol. i always though it was....


lol at hipster. i get called that a bit >.<

( i really dont think i am one, i just tend to dress like one and i have a record player )

7/26/2011 9:01:51 PM

3) my grandmother follows the motto, "if it's yellow, let it mellow. If it's brown, flush it down." The joys of having a well that runs dry.
4) my boyfriend reuses the same water bottles for months before throwing them away. Puts them back in the fridge.
5) I wear a wifebeater almost everywhere except the office.

7/26/2011 9:19:41 PM

sometimes i clog the toilet and leave it for my gf

i had an awesome idea for a tattoo that included a phallic parody of the prevailing american religious overtone...until, over the course of several weeks, my gf kept interrupting my explanation/justification with a dogmatic "so basically you want a big dick tattooed on your arm?"

there are 6 different kinds of cheap beer in my fridge right now

i have a bunch of engine parts in my garage that i "have ideas for" but will likely never use

i drive a diesel dually...with a ground effects kit

i keep a gun in my toolbox

whenever i cook i have a beer in my hand, some or most of which almost always ends up in the "recipe" for "flavor"

7/26/2011 9:58:40 PM

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"cornbread + ketchup"

GROSS

7/26/2011 10:00:46 PM

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"one of my favorite tv shows is "Roseanne" (however let it be known that the actress roseanne annoys the shit out of me. )"

qft

7/26/2011 10:04:35 PM

1) I haven't cut the grass in almost 2 months.
2) I have a boat sitting in the garage that's had more time put into taking it apart than fixing it back up.
3) Occasionally I run to the grocery store or ABC store wearing a wifebeater and sweatpants.

[Edited on July 26, 2011 at 10:09 PM. Reason : Married with Children was one of my favorite shows as a kid.]

7/26/2011 10:07:49 PM

When eleusis and I get mad at each other, we beat each other senseless with garden hoses while wearing wifebeaters and sweats. In the front yard. Just like everyone else in our family.

7/26/2011 10:23:57 PM

Smokeless tobacco use

7/26/2011 10:30:35 PM

I moved in with my boyfriend

7/26/2011 10:35:12 PM

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"either way, nice to meet DivaBaby19's boyfriend."

I didn't even do a vanity search and found this!!!

7/26/2011 10:54:36 PM

^^ You have to have like 4 of his kids for that to really count, imo.

7/26/2011 10:59:04 PM

Lulz, I didn't read the rules

[Edited on July 26, 2011 at 11:12 PM. Reason : ..]

7/26/2011 11:10:42 PM

^^well I'm working on it! sheesh

[Edited on July 26, 2011 at 11:11 PM. Reason : ^]

7/26/2011 11:10:44 PM

wat

7/26/2011 11:12:40 PM

nothing to see here



































adding "accidentally" getting knocked up to the list

7/26/2011 11:13:56 PM

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"i drive a diesel dually...with a ground effects kit "

sounds more mexican-trash to me.

i live in a trailer.

7/26/2011 11:59:09 PM

^ I passed two trailers sitting side by side. Attempt for a doublewide? How does that work?

7/27/2011 12:07:38 AM

I will soon have a rusty bike in my back yard because I most likely won't ride it

I have tattoos and a pit bull mix

7/27/2011 12:40:02 AM

I just duct taped my truck.

7/27/2011 2:35:51 AM

7/27/2011 5:19:50 AM

My low carb intake attempt has made my beer of choice Miller Lite (4 carbs!) and my on-the-go snack of choice a Slim Jim.

7/27/2011 7:24:12 AM

I fucking love slim jims

7/27/2011 7:26:11 AM

I own a pair or cargo shorts. They were a gift though. I've never actually worn them.

7/27/2011 7:48:29 AM

i have a dent in my car that i've never fixed.

7/27/2011 8:24:20 AM