I don't have a twitter account and needed somewhere to post this garbage

7/27/2011 8:05:11 PM

yay

7/27/2011 8:08:01 PM

To my credit, it was the most exercise I've gotten in months

7/27/2011 8:13:22 PM

But why...this isn't even something you would post anywhere unless queried. Like, it would be more interesting if you had mentioned taking a huge satisfying dump. It's almost as if you tried as hard as possible to make the most banal thread imagined. Was this on purpose or is your current status so unfathomably drab that you could only muster a feeble post about your fucking furniture?

[Edited on July 27, 2011 at 8:16 PM. Reason : .]

7/27/2011 8:15:32 PM

I was sitting on the couch staring at the wall.

Does that answer your question?

7/27/2011 8:19:58 PM

I just bought bread at food lion

7/27/2011 8:25:16 PM

I just bought a George Foreman, a modem, a Batman graphic novel, and a DVD collection on Amazon, yay impulse buys.

7/27/2011 8:26:57 PM

Now I'm about to ruin this guys computer with wire cutters.

7/27/2011 8:31:00 PM

this guys

7/27/2011 9:50:47 PM

I thought I had to poop but then I didn't.

I'll keep you posted.

[Edited on July 27, 2011 at 9:53 PM. Reason : I just pooped.]

7/27/2011 9:53:21 PM

tdub is not tblog

7/28/2011 1:40:51 AM

Today I went out shopping with my mom and we had a really nice lunch.

7/28/2011 1:43:49 AM