with a steering wheel halfway down his pants.
The bartender sees him and asks,
"Hey, did you know there's a steering wheel in your pants?"

The pirate, clearly frustrated, replies:
"ARRRRRRR, IT'S DRIVIN' ME NUTZ!"

7/30/2011 4:43:35 AM

just stop

7/30/2011 4:44:19 AM

seriously?

7/30/2011 4:46:49 AM

7/30/2011 4:47:06 AM

That is literally my favorite joke...after years of hearing and.forgetting hundreds of.jokes, I always remember that one

7/30/2011 4:49:08 AM

I always remember that one and the horse one

7/30/2011 5:00:29 AM

^^I remember discussing that joke with you at the bar before...I forget who told who the joke though.

7/30/2011 11:35:15 AM

2 dyslexic women walk into a bra...

7/30/2011 7:40:53 PM

7/30/2011 7:51:44 PM