What are some of the defects you have on your body. I have a 3rd nipple below my left nipple. It even has hair growing around it. Apparently 1 in 18 men and 1 in 50 women have a 3rd nipple, and since we have more than 18 men here, I expect more than one person to fess up.

I also had a 2nd bone in my jaw that overlapped another bone. I ended up removing it myself (probably not a good idea). It didn't hurt and it fully healed though.

7/31/2011 12:47:26 PM

^ That was probably some sort of cyst then.

7/31/2011 12:54:35 PM

My rib cage is lopsided. The right half is taller than the left. It also curves out where the left curves in? It's kinda weird. That and my freakishly large small dick.

7/31/2011 1:23:57 PM

my uvula splits in half, looks like this one

7/31/2011 1:29:12 PM

My cheekbones are uneven. It's hard to judge the length to cut my sideburns by them.

7/31/2011 1:33:58 PM

lol dweedle has a throatsack.

i have a large birthmark on my neck that is whitish. not bad until i get burnt or something and it stays that color lol. i think one of my collarbones sticks out noticeably further. judging from my shoe wear, i either slant heavily while walking or have one leg noticeably larger than the other. shit wears out in the strangest ways.

7/31/2011 1:41:13 PM

huge penis.

[Edited on July 31, 2011 at 1:42 PM. Reason : actually, i think my whole body is too small for my massive dong.]

7/31/2011 1:41:24 PM

I have a supernumerary nipple too. Not sure how nippley yours actually is but mine looks like a bruise. I have one on the other side too but it's hardly visible. I don't think I have anything else too weird though.

7/31/2011 2:00:23 PM

1/2 extra vertebrae

7/31/2011 2:02:41 PM

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"I also had a 2nd bone in my jaw that overlapped another bone. I ended up removing it myself (probably not a good idea)."

you removed a bone from your body? how?

7/31/2011 2:06:22 PM

I think the proper term is "boner". He removed a "boner" from his jaw.

7/31/2011 2:07:04 PM

I have 20/15 vision in my right eye but like only 20/40 in my other. I can't even read with it when I close my good eye.

7/31/2011 2:08:46 PM

I was born with a polycystic kidney. It had to be removed, so I'm living with one kidney.

7/31/2011 2:17:28 PM

I've got a mild to moderate case of pectus excavatum. I haven't had enough issues with it to justify corrective surgery, but it can be frustrating at times, as I do notice the impact it has on my breathing abilities if I exert myself too much - sometimes feel like I just can't get a deep enough breath to fill my lungs properly. With that, I have a mild heart murmur. However, I'm not sure if it's independent of the pectus or not, as that can sometimes encourage heart murmurs (per wiki at least).

7/31/2011 2:33:33 PM

^ I think Fareako has a mild case of that too. I like it actually.

7/31/2011 2:37:51 PM

2 extra wisdom teeth

7/31/2011 2:39:25 PM

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"you removed a bone from your body? how? "

Took my nail and gouged into the gums, exposed the bone and removed it. There was a little blood but not much.

7/31/2011 2:39:58 PM

what is this pectus thing?

7/31/2011 2:40:30 PM

An indentation in the middle of your chest between your pecs. My head kinda fits into his when I hug him. That sounds super gay but oh well.

7/31/2011 2:43:12 PM

I have a bum right eye (from an injury when I was 17ish), I can still see but it's probably legally blind and not correctible with any type of lens

7/31/2011 2:45:40 PM

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"what is this pectus thing?"

My sternum isn't straight, but actually curves inwards as it goes down from my neck. Gives the impression of a "dent" in my chest where my sternum is. The major physical issues, other than cosmetics, include the fact that my lungs etc are full size but my chest cavity volume is decreased, meaning my lungs can't necessarily be used to their full capacity.

7/31/2011 3:27:30 PM

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7/31/2011 4:23:02 PM

I have granuloma annulare on my feet, knees, hips, elbow, and wrist. I should probably go back to the doctor to get more steroid cream, but since it doesn't itch I don't have any motivation besides people asking me what is wrong with me.

7/31/2011 4:23:44 PM

My entire body is defective

7/31/2011 4:24:48 PM

I have no clinically verifiable defects, although I do sometimes snore.

7/31/2011 4:38:28 PM

I have an elongated, 3rd buttcheek.

7/31/2011 4:59:09 PM

^


Damn, judging by all your "defects", I'm feeling pretty normal over here. The only thing I have (or get) is occasionally a black hair or two will grow out of my chin. That's all though. Never noticed anything else "weird". Y'all are some freaks!!! LOL

Oh, yeah and I'm "double jointed" in my hips, thumbs, and knuckles (which really only means I can move them in an awkward way/pop them in and out of joint.






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7/31/2011 5:01:58 PM

My left eye vision is fantastic, my right eye, not so much. Other than that, I have really high metabolism and put off serious heat most likely why I am skinny or the term I prefer "lean".

7/31/2011 5:19:43 PM

my uvula was too big and had to be removed and my sinuses had so much scar tissue at the drainage passages that I had to have it cut out and my turbonates reduced. i also have a slightly deviated septum and completely flat feet

7/31/2011 5:47:14 PM

All of my differences are related to Klippel-Feil syndrome.

Fusion of the 2nd & 3rd cervical vertebrae.
Sprengel's deformity.
Hyperlordosis. (Swayback.)
Cleft palate w/ remaining fistula.
Micrognathia/hemifacial microsomia. (Under-developed jaw.)
Contractures of the 3rd & 4th fingers on both hands.
Medullary sponge kidney.

7/31/2011 6:22:47 PM

I have amblyopia in my left eye from my focusing muscles never developing. Usually it happens when the eye is covered for a very long time early in life so they have no idea what happened with me.

Also, clinodactyly

7/31/2011 6:30:38 PM

Regarding the pectus business/pigeon chestedness: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pigeon_chested

Same here, not too severe, but I can kind of feel lopsided pressure on my lungs when I breathe in deeply and my ribcage is a bit retarded. My lower two ribs on both sides also jut out a bit at like a 30 degree angle.

Also, skin tags in random places: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skin_tag

Outside of that my defects are more micro scale than macro scale. Diabetes, severe allergies to just about everything in the universe, mental health issues, acid reflux issues, blood pressure, blahblahblah. To make up for all that I'm smart and driven, but damn talk about your compromises.

7/31/2011 6:30:57 PM

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"I've got a mild to moderate case of pectus excavatum. I haven't had enough issues with it to justify corrective surgery, but it can be frustrating at times, as I do notice the impact it has on my breathing abilities if I exert myself too much - sometimes feel like I just can't get a deep enough breath to fill my lungs properly."

I, too, have this. Skwinkle is correct. I, too, feel like I sometimes have a hard time taking a deep enough breath. This condition is kind of why I started running - to increase my ability to breathe better.

7/31/2011 6:38:42 PM

@WolfpckGrl17: What's wrong with the other side of your face? You seem to hide it in all your pictures.

7/31/2011 7:30:24 PM

I have multidirectional instability in both shoulders and polycystic ovaries.

7/31/2011 7:33:27 PM

^^ lolz.

I can pop my thumbs in and out of joint. I can also move my right pinky toe independently from the rest of my toes.

My lower left leg was completely turned in when I was born. It eventually turned out correctly but I can turn my lower leg completely in and still have my knee pointing straight in front of me

[Edited on July 31, 2011 at 7:38 PM. Reason : More carrot]

7/31/2011 7:38:03 PM

My right eye is slightly smaller than my left, and the brow bone or whatever is misshapen on one eye socket. My nose is also crooked, but that is because my sister hit me in the face with the claw end of a hammer when I was 2.

7/31/2011 7:42:03 PM

Alport syndrome and the beginnings of a third nipple.

7/31/2011 10:06:17 PM

are you afraid of airports or something

7/31/2011 10:07:50 PM

I had a unibrow which has since been lasered the fuck off.

7/31/2011 10:08:59 PM

^^ Actually I was scared of heights but I became a paratrooper. Other than that, no airport fear. A-l-p-o-r-t....it's a f'ed up chromosome thing involving the base membranes of things like your eyes, ears and kidneys.

Speaking of which, anybody got a kidney they want to get rid of?

[Edited on July 31, 2011 at 10:14 PM. Reason : /]

7/31/2011 10:14:04 PM

circus freaks ITT

7/31/2011 10:15:18 PM

i had corrective surgery for 2 extremely large breasts on my upper body.

7/31/2011 10:15:57 PM

ahahahahaha

unibrow...sorry they make me laff

I was born without upper adult canine teef, so when I was younger they had to pull 2 bottom teeth when I got my braces to make my bite match up (I had baby canines, just nothing there to grow in when I lost them)

super flat feets

[Edited on July 31, 2011 at 10:24 PM. Reason : oh yeah I think I have one leg longer than the other...I know my hips be all shifted]

7/31/2011 10:19:44 PM

One leg is an inch longer than the other

flat feet

My tricep has a flap on it

7/31/2011 10:22:48 PM

I was born without either maxillary lateral incisor. Therefore offends me.

7/31/2011 10:45:48 PM

My right side is slightly smaller than my left. Smaller shoe size (~1/2-1/3 of a size, right leg a 1/4" shorter, right collarbone and shoulder not quite as broad as my left. Also have off kilter abs.

It's really barely noticeable but it does bother me on occasion. I think it's a combination of dominate side with sleeping on my right side the most growing up.

8/1/2011 12:05:45 AM

I still have a baby tooth...there is no adult tooth under it...eventually the root will die and I will have to have a fake tooth put in there.

8/1/2011 12:07:50 AM

At some point in my life (probably when it came in), my 13th tooth (see below) twisted 180 degrees.

I remember my Dentist asked me if I ever had pain there and asked him why and he told me.

The other defects I have are due to scars.

8/1/2011 12:23:39 AM

When I moved down south I would get sunburned while riding in the car...I hailed from a place with averages in the low 70s during the summer. First summer in NC I had some ketchup from Mickey D's stuck on my cheek that I was unaware of. It anti-bleached (blackened?) my skin to where it looks like a fairly visible gray birthmark. True story.



I have a double jointed ankle.



My bottom gum-line is receding...will eventually have to take tissue from my palate and replace my front bottom gums

[Edited on August 1, 2011 at 12:31 AM. Reason : .]

8/1/2011 12:28:10 AM