if you got to be on any and could only be on one?

I would be on the amazing race.

8/2/2011 1:51:46 AM

I'm already on Spike TV's America's Most Shocking Video: Episode Bedlam and Brawls 4

8/2/2011 2:53:43 AM

I would be on top shot, what with all the money shots on my resume,

8/2/2011 4:08:33 AM

ABDC

8/2/2011 6:33:15 AM

america's next top model.


i don't think i'm prettier than those girls really, but i think i have enough of a background to do pretty well.



but as far as what i want to be on- i would like to be on one where they teach you to dance or on one where you compete acting. i don't know if there are any of those though.

[Edited on August 2, 2011 at 7:47 AM. Reason : sfdrfdfd]

8/2/2011 7:45:43 AM

oh man, if i didnt have two asses i would trample those girls on ANTM, a lot of them surprise me with how smart and talented they are... but even more of them get a *face palm*

i watched one of the finale shows this weekend and the girl who won mentioned like four times how she was picked on when she was younger for being tall and skinny... TALL AND SKINNY.

i didnt become taller than i was wide until 6th grade, had a butch hair cut, and some other issues i'd rather not say but that got songs made about them. oh yeah. so bitch better quit complainin'

i'd be on the bad girls club le

[Edited on August 2, 2011 at 7:55 AM. Reason : lets face it, i'd have my own reality show. id want it to be 'woman vs. wild'esq]

8/2/2011 7:53:54 AM

I made it through to the second round of auditions for The Bachelor last year. Funny process.

But now that I have a bf, Amazing Race would be more fun. I'd want to pair up with eleusis. We could have sibling squabbles on national tv and embarrass our folks.

Unfortunately, my friends and I are better candidates for some kind of Real Housewives spinoff.

[Edited on August 2, 2011 at 8:06 AM. Reason : N]

8/2/2011 7:59:53 AM

^^ lol bad girls club, i forgot about that one.
[Edited on August 2, 2011 at 8:06 AM. Reason : -->

8/2/2011 8:00:08 AM

i'd be on Jerseylicious

kidding - i don't know what i would be on. i have a friend who did 2 seasons of Survivor and she seemed to enjoy it but i don't think i could do that. (i'd get eaten alive by bugs and i don't fare well when my blood sugar gets low)

8/2/2011 8:05:54 AM

Ha! Jerseylicious is awesome. I watch for the style. Tim Gunn recently blasted Jersey Shore style. He should have mentioned Jerseylicious.

Do girls there really look like that? I've never been to NJ.

8/2/2011 8:11:35 AM

I'd love a chance to be on Big Brother or Survivor. The Real World is a close third.

8/2/2011 8:19:18 AM

^^ sadly yes. but a lot of what you see on Jerseylicious is amped up so it's even more extreme.

like.....i don't think Olivia and Tracey really hate each other. i think it's done for the cameras.

8/2/2011 8:23:23 AM

none of them, i have a modicum of self respect

jk Big Brother i'd poop in the hot tub on live tv

8/2/2011 8:24:34 AM

amazing race looks like it might actually be fun.

8/2/2011 8:47:15 AM

Bachelor.

25 no talent women in their 20s with low self esteem fighting over me even though i'm a 30+ guy with little to no intelligence and prospects.

it really doesn't get any better than that.

8/2/2011 8:49:08 AM

wipeout!!!!

8/2/2011 8:51:32 AM

Quote :

"america's next top model."

Quote :

"my friends and I are better candidates for some kind of Real Housewives spinoff."

Quote :

"Do girls there really look like that? I've never been to NJ."

In very small sects and circles, yes, girls and guys in New Jersey look and act like they do on Jersey Shore and Jerseylicious. 95% of the state is normal and quite nice actually. It is the epitome of white middle-upper class suburbia.

8/2/2011 9:21:05 AM

hahaha Jersylicious! i do enjoy watching the show sometimes.

8/2/2011 11:21:11 AM

8/2/2011 11:23:20 AM

Quote :

"but as far as what i want to be on- i would like to be on one where they teach you to dance or on one where you compete acting. i don't know if there are any of those though. "

There actually is one on VH1 where you compete for a role in the latest Saw movie. It's called Scream Queens.

8/2/2011 11:26:13 AM

Survivor for sure.

8/2/2011 11:30:17 AM

I read the thread title as "Which reality T.V. star would you be in"


and then I immediately thought about all the bad girls in Bad Girls Club

8/2/2011 11:31:33 AM

I would really like to be on Big Brother, but the idea of being filmed taking dumps and having people at home watch what I'm doing from their computers 24 hours a day freaks me the hell out.

8/2/2011 11:34:35 AM

Quote :

"There actually is one on VH1 where you compete for a role in the latest Saw movie. It's called Scream Queens."

fuh real?!?!?

i would love doing that.

8/2/2011 11:34:36 AM

what is bad girls club? I'm at work and can't do the necessary research.

8/2/2011 11:42:12 AM

Quote :

"wipeout"

for real

8/2/2011 11:42:54 AM

^ that is a good one haha


[Edited on August 2, 2011 at 11:45 AM. Reason : shawna got me ]

8/2/2011 11:43:56 AM

^^^It's like Real World minus the dudes, and with the trashiest chicks they can find.

[Edited on August 2, 2011 at 11:44 AM. Reason : sdfsfsafsfsf]

8/2/2011 11:44:19 AM

Can you duet?
The Voice
Father Hood
Run's House
Divine Design
Color Splash
Undercover Boss

8/2/2011 11:57:48 AM

punchmonk only one.

8/2/2011 12:05:27 PM

I don't know if its still on, but I always wanted to do Road Rules. They get to travel around and do physically challenging stuff...and usually get cool prizes as a result of doing all that stuff.

Then I would like to compete in all the challenges that they have after that...where they take all the Real World and Road Rules people and have them compete in teams against each other. Those looked fun.

8/2/2011 12:05:42 PM

Quote :

"In very small sects and circles, yes, girls and guys in New Jersey look and act like they do on Jersey Shore and Jerseylicious. 95% of the state is normal and quite nice actually. It is the epitome of white middle-upper class suburbia."

lol don't lie. i'm from NJ and 95% of the state is filled with jerseylicious guidos and guidettes

8/2/2011 12:08:07 PM

Man, I can def read. I guess I can't comprehend.

hmmmm....Divine Design.

8/2/2011 12:09:06 PM

House Hunters International

8/2/2011 12:12:45 PM

AHAHA

8/2/2011 12:14:25 PM

id go on chopped.

8/2/2011 12:20:29 PM

House Crashers or Room Crashers or Yard Crashers

8/2/2011 12:43:09 PM

I'd also do deadlist catch but as a skipper.

and biggest loser or something like that where you just work out ALL day

8/2/2011 12:52:39 PM

America's Top Next Deadliest Robot Housewives

8/2/2011 12:53:51 PM

ID BE ON PROJECT RUNWAY


I can't even match my own fucking clothes, but I want to touch Heidi klum.

8/2/2011 12:55:08 PM

wipeout

8/2/2011 12:58:00 PM

To answer the OP, I would consider having sex with Snooki but probably not. I bet her vag smells like death.

8/2/2011 12:59:48 PM

I want to be on Most Extreme Elimination Challenge as one of the voice overs.

8/2/2011 1:09:43 PM

I change my mind, I wanna do Come Dine With Me

http://www.bbcamerica.com/content/407/index.jsp


I want the special cable package with BBC America just so I can watch it

8/2/2011 2:22:26 PM

Top Shot

8/3/2011 12:10:44 PM

Jersey Shore.

8/3/2011 12:33:54 PM

COPS

8/3/2011 1:03:15 PM

Definitely Bullrun, definitely in the Saturn.

8/3/2011 3:49:10 PM

Mantracker

8/3/2011 4:00:48 PM

I'd be on Deadliest Catch because that's only slightly less dangerous than the deadliest catch on Jersey Shore

8/3/2011 4:05:12 PM