I'm a good owner that has high standards 100% of the time when sober.

8/2/2011 9:20:43 PM

your dick is a liar. i thought your business went under

8/2/2011 9:22:23 PM

Really good job on this thread.

This is my go to post whenever you make a shitty thread. Looks like you'll be seeing a lot of it.

8/2/2011 9:25:19 PM

Whiskey dick is a biological self-defense mechanism, ultimately.

Amazing the fail-safes built into the human body.

[Edited on August 2, 2011 at 9:37 PM. Reason : I was going to post a thread What Your Gaping Enormous Vagina Says About You, but ... it's obvious]

8/2/2011 9:26:19 PM

Quote :

"Really good job on this thread. This is my go to post whenever you make a shitty thread. Looks like you'll be seeing a lot of it."

This is what your dick says about you?

8/2/2011 10:06:50 PM

8/2/2011 10:09:23 PM

Mine says I beat it too often

8/2/2011 10:10:58 PM

my dick tells me when i make good threads too

8/2/2011 10:19:43 PM

Quote :

"I'm a good owner that has high standards 100% of the time when sober."

Kept drinking on the job huh?

8/2/2011 10:22:34 PM

my dick tells me it's been having an extended love affair with my hand for the last 16 years or so

8/2/2011 10:36:15 PM