ya so I've been asleep for at least an hour and was woken up by cops telling me that they got a call that my TV was too loud

I asked them if they could hear it and and they said "no, but if we get another call we'll have to write you a ticket" and then they both kind of laughed in that "we know this is bullshit kind of why"

but still, I've been asleep for awhile and even before then it wasn't any louder than normal

I guess it comes down to......should I pee on my neighbors doorstep, she does look like a terrorist

8/3/2011 3:06:49 AM

You should print this out and put it on her door:



I think that would stop any further complaints.

8/3/2011 6:17:23 AM

pee on the door knob imo

8/3/2011 8:13:31 AM

You must first realize the irony that if you pee on the doorknob, you yourself will actually become a terrorist.

After that, go for it.

8/3/2011 8:24:56 AM

Loctite in the key hole. Silicone spray the doorknob.

8/3/2011 8:27:58 AM

NANS

8/3/2011 8:31:35 AM

light a paper bag containing dog poo and thermite on their doorstep.

8/3/2011 8:37:46 AM

He called the shit poo. This is the greatest day of my life.

8/3/2011 8:43:08 AM

I like that picture, I may use it

Ive never had a serious problem with my dumb terrorist bitch neighbor but this is some bullshit

8/3/2011 9:52:11 AM

I'm still livid about this bullshit, we're gonna have a talk when i get home and I'm going to explain to her that thats not how we do things in america

8/3/2011 12:27:34 PM

dude don't get into a lease violation war with a terrorrorrorrorrist...they can yell louder than you in the leasing office!

8/3/2011 12:41:27 PM

and also, there is no way your tv can be 'too loud' on it's own. cops are dicks for even knocking.

8/3/2011 12:42:47 PM

The property manager is a friend of mine, so i'm not worried about that. I already told her and shes gonna talk to her today. The cops knew it was bullshit, they were just doing their job.

8/3/2011 12:58:18 PM

haha, this bitch downstairs at my old place wouldn't answer the door at 4am one night so I called the cop on her blasting bass

Turns out she was fast asleep...after the cop finally woke her up she said, "if I turn it down I can't hear it."

he responded, "why do you need to hear it if you're asleep? if I can still hear it in 5 minutes, you're getting a ticket."

8/3/2011 1:00:41 PM

at least you knocked, thats mighty american of you

8/3/2011 1:06:14 PM

I'm a sweetheart

8/3/2011 1:14:43 PM

saps, now is probably a good time to tell you that I went into your room several times in the middle of the night to turn your tv or radio the fuck down. Sometimes that shit was just static like poltergeist. Also, i repeatedly raped you in your sleep and then urinated on your clothes after.



my bad

8/3/2011 1:43:48 PM

haha

8/3/2011 1:48:21 PM

saps = bear grylls exposed?

8/3/2011 1:50:53 PM