sparky Garage Mod 12301 Posts user info edit post |
So my 8 yr old gets written up in summer camp yesterday for drawing dicks in the sand. i'm not sure exactly what to think about that but it reminds me of this...
Quote : | "Seth: When I was a little kid, I kinda had this problem. And it's not even that big of a deal, something like 8 percent of kids do it. For some reason, I don't know why. I would just kinda... sit around all day... and draw pictures of dicks. Evan: What? Seth: Draw pictures of dicks. Evan: Dicks? Like a man dick? Seth: Yes. Like a man dick. [while you see Seth when he was a kid] Seth: I'd just sit there hours on end drawing dicks. I didn't know what it was. I couldn't touch the pen to the paper without drawing the shape of a penis. Evan: That's fucked. Seth: No shit. It's really fucked up. Here I am. A little kid. And I can't stop drawing dicks to save my own life. [you see the kid Seth draw a lot of different dicks on different sheets of paper and see a gallery of his drawings one by one] Evan: Alright, I mean... I just don't see what this has to do with Becca. Seth: Just listen. Okay? [you see the kid Seth in a classroom] Seth: Your precious little Becca sat next to me for all of fourth grade. And in the classroom was where I did the majority of my illustrations. I was very secretive about this whole dick operation. Even I thought I was fucking crazy. Imagine what everyone else would think? So I would stash all my dick drawings in this Ghostbusters lunchbox that I had. So one day, I'm finishing up this real big, veiny, triumphant bastard, all of a sudden... Kid: Pussy! [walks by the kid Seth and pushes his notebook and his dick drawing off the desk, and it lands near kid Becca] Evan: You hit Becca's foot with your dick? Seth: Yeah. I know. [kid Becca picks up the drawing he just did, looks at it for a second, sees that it's a dick, and screams her head off and runs to the teacher] Seth: She starts crying, she flips out. Then she rats me out to the principal. He finds this Ghostbusters lunchbox dick treasure chest and he fucking flips out. [you see more of his dick drawings one by one] Seth: He calls in my parents. Turns out this principal is a religious fanatic, and he thinks I'm possessed by some sort of dick devil. My parents go make me see some therapist, and he's asking me all these dick questions. They literally stopped me from eating foods that were shaped like dicks. No hot dogs, no popsicles... You know how many foods are shaped like dicks? The best kinds. Evan: Well, I don't... That's really messed up. Supergay. " |
[Edited on August 4, 2011 at 10:28 AM. Reason : /blog]8/4/2011 10:27:55 AM |
yuffie_chan All American 4898 Posts user info edit post |
first
wat. 8/4/2011 11:14:30 AM |
Skwinkle burritotomyface 19447 Posts user info edit post |
I do not understand the subject line at all, but tl;dr 8/4/2011 11:16:49 AM |
LeonIsPro All American 5021 Posts user info edit post |
I appreciated this OP. 8/4/2011 11:21:56 AM |
justinh524 Sprots Talk Mod 27746 Posts user info edit post |
they shouldn't have written your kid up. they should have beat his ass. the lack of corporal punishment is killing the america i love. 8/4/2011 11:22:15 AM |
BigMan157 no u 103353 Posts user info edit post |
smack your kid dude
[Edited on August 4, 2011 at 11:24 AM. Reason : graffitiing the beach with penii] 8/4/2011 11:23:22 AM |
Agent 0 All American 5677 Posts user info edit post |
holy shit sparky what is that from? there are fucking tears streaming down my face right now. 8/4/2011 11:35:54 AM |
LunaK LOSER :( 23634 Posts user info edit post |
superbad 8/4/2011 11:36:27 AM |
Agent 0 All American 5677 Posts user info edit post |
ahhahaah, i dont even remember that. then again i tend to not remember movie lines (or plots) no matter how funny they are. 8/4/2011 11:38:11 AM |
TKE-Teg All American 43401 Posts user info edit post |
Have you people not seen Superbad? 8/4/2011 11:57:02 AM |
sparky Garage Mod 12301 Posts user info edit post |
so yeah...my wife calls me hysterically after picking up Chandler from summer camp and tells me about how he got written up for drawing dicks in the sand and showing other kids to make them laugh. i'm thinking to myself, well i've done the same thing. shit, drawing dicks all over some ones face when they passed out drunk was a favorite past time of mine in college. i don't think it's really anything to be too worried about, but at the same time he's only 8. and where the fuck did he learn this shit from, not from me. when and where did he learn that drawing dicks is funny? 8/4/2011 1:03:05 PM |
DivaBaby19 Davidbaby19 45208 Posts user info edit post |
he saw superbad
he knows his stepdad is a freak beyond most freaks
why wouldn't he draw dicks? 8/4/2011 1:06:08 PM |
Slave Famous Become Wrath 34079 Posts user info edit post |
Dicks are funny to males of all ages. The fact that he drew dicks should not be your concern. The important thing is whether he was showing them to other boys or girls. 8/4/2011 1:06:47 PM |
BobbyDigital Thots and Prayers 41777 Posts user info edit post |
^^^
I have also gotten in trouble for this at school.
In Kindergarten.
And I was at a catholic school.
Granted I wasn't compulsively doing it, I was basically doing what your kid was doing, getting laffs out of the other kids. I got a hell of a spanking for it when I got home. 8/4/2011 1:10:47 PM |
sparky Garage Mod 12301 Posts user info edit post |
you are probably right. i didn't think of this but I do have it in the DVD library. that little fucker probably took it one day and watched it.
^ thanks Bobby...that actually makes me feel better.
[Edited on August 4, 2011 at 3:16 PM. Reason : .]8/4/2011 3:16:01 PM |
theDuke866 All American 52765 Posts user info edit post |
I don't see why it was that big of a deal. Tell him to stop drawing dicks in the sand and move on with your day at camp. 8/4/2011 3:26:12 PM |
LeonIsPro All American 5021 Posts user info edit post |
Is this how we conduct ourselves? In a democracy? 8/4/2011 3:27:22 PM |
DivaBaby19 Davidbaby19 45208 Posts user info edit post |
they're crazy about stuff like that
I got in so much trouble for calling a girl a slut at camp one year...I'll never forget it
I was like "what! she is" 8/4/2011 3:27:39 PM |
LeonIsPro All American 5021 Posts user info edit post |
Shoulda called her a sloot. Sloot sounds funny. 8/4/2011 3:28:19 PM |
sparky Garage Mod 12301 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I don't see why it was that big of a deal. Tell him to stop drawing dicks in the sand and move on with your day at camp" |
evidently its a big issue with the counselors at summer camp. they probably think Chandler is being sexually abused.
also, now he's known as the kid who draws dicks, which makes me the kid who draws dicks daddy. nobody wants to be the dad of the kid who draws dicks.8/4/2011 3:33:05 PM |
Jeepin4x4 #Pack9 35774 Posts user info edit post |
teach him to draw tits and he'll be much better off in the long run. 8/4/2011 3:36:48 PM |
LeonIsPro All American 5021 Posts user info edit post |
Tell him next time someone comes up and demands he not draw dicks, to tell them it is modern art. 8/4/2011 3:38:37 PM |
puck_it All American 15446 Posts user info edit post |
A hockey buddy of mine has an 8 year old boy and an 11 year old girl. The kidsare at the table eating breakfast and the boy knocks on the bottom of the table... the girl asks what that was, and the boy replied "its my weiner" the girl freaks out and the dad is all because he thought it was funny. But he had to yell at him anyway 8/4/2011 3:43:24 PM |
Jeepin4x4 #Pack9 35774 Posts user info edit post |
or teach him the pen 15 club, LAO club, and all the other hidden dick doodles that he'll eventually learn in the next 3 years. 8/4/2011 3:43:34 PM |
DivaBaby19 Davidbaby19 45208 Posts user info edit post |
tell me more about LAO 8/4/2011 3:45:04 PM |
Jeepin4x4 #Pack9 35774 Posts user info edit post |
8/4/2011 3:49:25 PM |
DivaBaby19 Davidbaby19 45208 Posts user info edit post |
omg omg
love it 8/4/2011 3:52:24 PM |
sparky Garage Mod 12301 Posts user info edit post |
HAHAHA....didn't know about that one 8/4/2011 3:52:30 PM |
puck_it All American 15446 Posts user info edit post |
I do not see the weiner
[Edited on August 4, 2011 at 3:55 PM. Reason : kids these days] 8/4/2011 3:54:06 PM |
puck_it All American 15446 Posts user info edit post |
Oh shit I get it 8/4/2011 3:56:56 PM |
Time Veteran 595 Posts user info edit post |
LAO club is brand new to me. I will use it this weekend. 8/4/2011 4:08:46 PM |
theDuke866 All American 52765 Posts user info edit post |
I, too, was previously unfamiliar with this LAO
L A O 8/5/2011 12:15:45 AM |
lewisje All American 9196 Posts user info edit post |
I first learned about LAO from a guy who looked like he was interested in striking that pose with another guy~♥ 8/5/2011 12:19:11 AM |
saps852 New Recruit 80068 Posts user info edit post |
how could you forget the mandick scene??????? 8/5/2011 12:22:13 AM |
theDuke866 All American 52765 Posts user info edit post |
Yeah, there's no way. If you don't remember that scene, you haven't seen the movie, at least in its entirety. 8/5/2011 12:23:11 AM |
saps852 New Recruit 80068 Posts user info edit post |
I've forgotten most of the rest of the movie except mclovin and mandick 8/5/2011 12:25:56 AM |
theDuke866 All American 52765 Posts user info edit post |
Yeah, I mean, that's like saying "Yeah, I don't remember that part of Silence Of the Lambs where the dude was dancing with his weiner tucked between his legs." 8/5/2011 12:35:10 AM |
DivaBaby19 Davidbaby19 45208 Posts user info edit post |
tucked cock looker 8/5/2011 12:54:15 AM |
moron All American 34036 Posts user info edit post |
ITT some people forget what it was like to be a kid :-( 8/5/2011 1:19:46 AM |
Moox All American 612 Posts user info edit post |
Only solution is to ban him from eating dick shaped foods... 8/5/2011 4:47:18 AM |
sparky Garage Mod 12301 Posts user info edit post |
hahaha....if he gets caught doing this again i'm going to tell him no more hotdogs and popsicles. 8/5/2011 8:41:02 AM |
yuffie_chan All American 4898 Posts user info edit post |
I, too, was previously unfamiliar with the LAO club. That's great though XD O V_ |
yeah, you can't really type that one upside down.
[Edited on August 5, 2011 at 10:44 AM. Reason : I like how the guy accusing the other guy of being gay is named evan] 8/5/2011 10:43:31 AM |
classy_J Veteran 233 Posts user info edit post |
Sloot sounds funny. 8/5/2011 3:55:51 PM |