I have to re-calibrate when I take dumps because I am using way too much toilet paper at home. Taking a dump on the clock FTW.

8/8/2011 2:27:32 PM

how much toilet paper do you need

8/8/2011 2:34:31 PM

The toilet people they have here is like sandpaper.

8/8/2011 2:34:57 PM

yeah seriously money spent on tp will have been spent on other problems if i use the 200grit tp we have here.

8/8/2011 2:36:07 PM

Two dumps a day with premium toilet paper is kinda pricey, in a relative sense. Free toilet paper should be considered a perk.

8/8/2011 2:39:17 PM

i don't understand why grown people feel the need to discuss their bowel movements publicly on the internet.

8/8/2011 2:40:27 PM

Quote :

"TOILET PEOPLE"

8/8/2011 3:35:09 PM

steal more TP

8/8/2011 3:37:41 PM

Quote :

"The toilet people they have here is like sandpaper."

8/8/2011 4:16:15 PM

No such thing as too much TP. An average roll should last five dumps, no more.

8/8/2011 4:16:57 PM

I have taken one dump at home in the past month

8/8/2011 5:17:23 PM