That shit stinks.

8/9/2011 2:26:42 PM

I can't support this club.

[Edited on August 9, 2011 at 2:27 PM. Reason : please remove me from your newsletter mailing list]

8/9/2011 2:27:24 PM

girls talking about farts...gross

8/9/2011 2:27:41 PM

lol I've been holding one in, since I'm in public and all, but I laughed at this thread title and forgot to clench and well ... oops!... I dont think anyone noticed tho

8/9/2011 2:32:33 PM

^If they do, ask them if it smells good.

8/9/2011 2:33:02 PM

stop girls don't poot

8/9/2011 2:33:06 PM

do you give out free samples of beano?

8/9/2011 2:33:31 PM

Not any longer, due to budget cuts.

I don't suggest buying it at a drug store, since their prices are high and you're likely to get RIPPED off.



GET IT? RIP?

LAWWWWWWWWWWWWLLLLL

8/9/2011 2:35:58 PM

why is it that other people's farts smell so fucking gross but your own just .....smell.


Sometimes I fart while my cat is on my lap and he'll get up and rearrange himself, sort of like stand up, circle then lay back down. I try not to laugh when this happens cause I dont want him to get scared and completely jump off.

8/9/2011 2:43:26 PM

Quote :

"Your son RIP is on line TOOT"

8/9/2011 3:31:38 PM

I am the president of the Anti-Fart club. Fuck that noise (and smell).

8/9/2011 3:33:18 PM

i ripped some massive ones at the gym the other day. I had no problem keeping people away from the equipment I was using, lol

8/9/2011 4:26:48 PM

sometimes i wonder if when i fart at the gym if other people hear it. i have my ear buds in so i can't but they feel like they could be loud. oh and *POOOT*

8/9/2011 5:34:28 PM

working out always makes me fart

8/9/2011 8:52:02 PM

gross

8/9/2011 8:55:34 PM

girls don't fart.

8/9/2011 9:00:37 PM

I love to fart but I just hate doing it near people because my farts are not pleasant AT ALL.

8/9/2011 9:10:52 PM

hahaha me too

8/9/2011 9:15:34 PM

*fart*

Screw this thread!

*fart fart fart*

8/9/2011 9:15:51 PM

obivously I ate something that didn't get processed right because today has been particularly gassy... I hate having to spend the entire time in yoga keeping my sphincter locked up. Forces me to take my attention off my breathing and onto my anti-farting efforts

8/9/2011 9:18:07 PM

I've been farting like a motherfucker ever since dinner.


Its those spincter rattling farts too.

8/9/2011 9:21:26 PM

one time i farted in amna's house. it was epic.

8/9/2011 9:22:28 PM

Oh no BettrOffDead I too came here to post

Quote :

"Your son RIP is on line TOOT"

[Edited on August 10, 2011 at 12:00 AM. Reason : who drops an e?]

8/9/2011 11:59:46 PM

What kind of god designs us like this?! WTF.

8/10/2011 12:04:04 AM

i look at this thread with the same look i give my coworker who carpet bombs the office.

8/10/2011 8:23:24 AM

ok, I've narrowed it down to the greek yogurt

8/10/2011 3:38:32 PM

^sounds about right. I can imagine that would upset any stomach

8/10/2011 6:41:40 PM

Quote :

"SPINCTER RATTLING FARTS"

8/10/2011 6:43:26 PM

I can't support this club.

[Edited on August 9, 2011 at 2:27 PM. Reason : please remove me from your newsletter mailing list]

8/10/2011 6:46:14 PM

ikr. my sis says u used to dutch oven her quite frequently, especially after particularly vigorous sessions. and that doesn't even begin to take in to account the appearance of one dirty sanchez

8/10/2011 6:49:06 PM

your sister is confusing me with her baby daddy....WHICH I AM MOST CERTAINLY NOT!

Maury told me so

8/10/2011 7:02:57 PM

nah, she just knows you got mo money than the real baby daddy

8/10/2011 7:06:47 PM

It's because it's true

8/10/2011 7:44:18 PM