I'm thinking about starting a criminal empire in the triangle. My goal is to take total control of Raleigh, Durham, Cary, Apex, Holly Springs and Garner (in that order).

I am currently taking applications for soldiers, cooks, pushers, prostitutes and pimps. Please PM me for more details.

8/18/2011 7:32:14 PM

Congratulations for failing before even beginning with that single post.

8/18/2011 7:33:18 PM

^Your response fails. You obviously aren't a good match for my PR representative, however, I think I can find you a position in my organization

[Edited on August 18, 2011 at 7:36 PM. Reason : yo]

8/18/2011 7:34:20 PM

Good luck with Durham.

8/18/2011 7:34:22 PM

You want it to be one way.

8/18/2011 7:35:07 PM

you should reverse your order. you can't just up and take raleigh, but you can maybe up and take garner, then work your way up.

8/18/2011 7:36:15 PM

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"Good luck with Durham."

That is why I'd like to take over Raleigh first. I'll use Raleigh to gain some credibility and influence in the area then take over Durham before they know what's going on. Sort of like a blitzkrieg-type attack.

8/18/2011 7:39:04 PM

^^I agree, but I would start further out like Sanford so you can roll through hard with momentum.

8/18/2011 7:53:38 PM

you can just wait like 8 years and everybody in cary will be dead. in the middle of cary anyways.

8/18/2011 7:55:10 PM

I tried this once, and ended up in the booty bin.

I am willing to act as a consultant, but would prefer not to a member.

8/18/2011 7:58:52 PM

I'm thinking of starting a Second Empire.

8/18/2011 8:03:45 PM

In my experience, the best way in is to start small. Then you make a business relationship with someone who has a connection to the best dope. Then you shoot that guy in the back of the head and take over. Then you raise the price of the brick.

8/18/2011 8:08:28 PM

I am white, a woman, and suburban, I can be the cook/dealer

like the series weeds

8/18/2011 8:33:00 PM

Spotted ITT

8/18/2011 8:38:03 PM

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"I tried this once, and ended up in the booty bin. I am willing to act as a consultant, but would prefer not to a member. "

This is disapointing news. I was hoping to make you my #2.

8/18/2011 9:15:35 PM

I'm a ho fo sho.

Also a rat.

8/18/2011 9:24:33 PM

I would like to represent the latinos. My neck is covered with tattoos and i speak spanish and like tacos. I can start recruiting in fuquay-varina (little mexico of the triangle) and garner areas (plus its more rural so we can grow marijuana and cocoa for cash)

8/18/2011 9:24:38 PM

Probably want to contact Pat Dabney and GregH yer about filling some roles.

8/18/2011 9:26:50 PM

^^AHA, yeah, we'll be dominating the chocolate pot brownie market in no time!

^AHA

[Edited on August 18, 2011 at 9:27 PM. Reason : ]

8/18/2011 9:26:55 PM

Why would you even want Garner?

8/18/2011 9:49:09 PM

Marlo really took advantage of an opportunity here. nicely done.

8/18/2011 10:06:31 PM

^^For the chocolate!

8/18/2011 10:09:27 PM

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"Why would you even want Garner? "

^what she said. For that same reason I would also like to take over Knightdale. I would have a chocolate triangle surrounding Raleigh. Knightdale to the northeast, Durham to the northwest and Garner to the south.

8/18/2011 10:12:59 PM

we already have a criminal empire here

they all meet up at the capitol building

8/18/2011 10:13:02 PM

I'd also like to official announced James Crouch as my personal lawyer. I heard he comes highly regarded from TWW nation.

At the heart of every successful criminal organization there is an excellent lawyer.

8/18/2011 10:17:08 PM

whats your street name gonna be?

The Dude?

8/18/2011 10:20:22 PM