Or, why BobbyDigital should be kept busy in the workforce.

8/18/2011 9:51:26 PM

Anvil launching gone wrong:


http://youtu.be/q9isw0fKXAE

8/18/2011 9:58:51 PM

Condom Rocket Gone Wrong

http://youtu.be/wwNxIS4mlQU

8/18/2011 10:01:35 PM

2 chicks at the same time.

8/18/2011 11:40:19 PM

Raw dogging every woman in site.

8/18/2011 11:42:17 PM

hahaahahahaha....BobbyDigital! Your threads make me unbelievably happy!

8/18/2011 11:43:17 PM

1. That's one of the last things I would do if I were rich (although I will admit it was neat...so no hate).

2. Why the fuck did they come up with a competition on this? Seriously?

8/19/2011 9:06:37 AM

where the fuck do you even get anvils anymore?

8/19/2011 9:11:57 AM

i think you a word

8/19/2011 9:12:27 AM

I could see this type of thing happening as well.

8/19/2011 10:27:55 AM

Those are pretty good. Usually my "if I had a billion dollars" plots are pretty lame. They usually revolve around making TV commercials where I don't sell anything, I just spoof, mock, or criticize other commercials that drive you nuts because they play them ad nauseum. Like I would hire out the same actors and everything, but then go off on them with a baseball bat near the end. You wouldn't even know it wasn't the official commercial until the punchline.


I've also thought about putting up signs that say "SLOWER TRAFFIC KEEP RIGHT" every 5 feet along strategic parts of specific roads. Maybe even spend part of my day at the end of the long procession of signs holding up a sign of my own "that means YOU"



[Edited on August 19, 2011 at 10:38 AM. Reason : -]

8/19/2011 10:35:15 AM

9/12/2011 8:34:34 PM

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9/12/2011 8:36:42 PM

lol took me a sec to realize what you wanted me to see

I was like WHERES THE ANVI....OH LOOK A LARGE DICK DRAWING

9/12/2011 8:37:25 PM

It even has veins. That's some excellent attention to detail.

9/12/2011 8:38:58 PM

hahahahahah

9/12/2011 8:40:14 PM

Two chicks...

9/12/2011 8:40:33 PM

What's that? self portrait?

9/12/2011 8:42:44 PM

^^^^^^^^
I've thought aboutthe road sign thing, too.

I actually had the idea just yesterday to start a Facebook group for that subject and try to promote the shit out of it. Get lots of Facebook attention, maybe get the group featured in other media outlets, and eventually grow it to the point where we could take small donations and put up road billboards, and maybe lobby police depts to enforce that law instead of just cashing in on speeders, many of whom are harmless.

[Edited on September 12, 2011 at 8:48 PM. Reason : Slower traffic keep right, I mean...not the uberhog.]

9/12/2011 8:43:31 PM

http://www.facebook.com/groups/265024973520020/

Done.

9/12/2011 11:37:30 PM

INVITE ONLY

as many times as I've invited you to my vagina....

9/12/2011 11:40:48 PM

a la message_topic.aspx?topic=619536

Quote :

"Drunk NC Man Tries to Use Taco as ID After His Car Catches Fire at Taco Bell Tacos are not recognized as legal forms of identification in the state of North CarolinaBobbyDigital [insert bad joke about immigration laws here]. BobbyDigital found out the hard way after he passed out drunk in the drive-thru of an RTP Taco Bell and his car caught fire [insert bad joke about Taco Bell's fire sauce or volcano taco here]. The incident occurred in the early morning of October 1 in Durham, according to the blog Off the Beat. BobbyDigital, 33, had apparently decided to make a run for a fourth meal after downing some beers, and he somehow made it all the way to the fast-food joint in his 4Runner, placed his order, and received his taco before falling asleep. The Taco Bell manager had to call police because BobbyDigital was out cold at the pick-up window and holding up customers behind him. Clearly this was not a victimless crime, and our hearts go out to the hungry folks who had to wait so long for their late-night munchies. A deputy awoke BobbyDigital and then asked for his ID. BobbyDigital said no before reaching into his bag and presenting the officer with a taco. Another deputy clarified they were asking for an ID, not a taco. BobbyDigital chuckled and began eating the taco. Then deputies noticed BobbyDigital had fallen asleep with his foot on the accelerator while his truck was in park. The engine had caught fire, and fire extinguishers were used to put it out. BobbyDigital's blood alcohol content was between .227 and .225, according to a breath test. That's three times the legal limit. He was hauled off to jail on DUI charges. No word on the fate of the taco. "

[Edited on October 19, 2011 at 2:47 PM. Reason : .]

10/19/2011 2:46:44 PM

ohhh tww how i love theeee.

10/19/2011 2:58:39 PM

10/20/2011 10:20:35 AM

^
That's was good, despite the shitty music giving it a jeans commercial feel.

10/20/2011 10:29:32 AM

^that screams younglife camp

10/20/2011 10:43:45 AM

^^^Was wondering if that was going to be a SFW video after those first 9 seconds.

[Edited on October 20, 2011 at 10:49 AM. Reason : -]

10/20/2011 10:48:58 AM

would fund/produce independent films
start a philanthropy

go to major sporting events around the world
go to the big film festivals (Cannes, Sundance, Tribeca etc.)
Buy a suite in the Vaughn Towers so I can watch NCSU lose....in style
spend my summers in Spain.

[Edited on October 20, 2011 at 7:21 PM. Reason : would also spend time/money seducing Taylor Swift]

10/20/2011 7:17:37 PM

10/20/2011 8:07:44 PM

If I had, say, 100 billion dollars, I would invest in private space and establish a permanent research base on the moon. I'd probably blow through most of my fortune in the process, so i'd save around a billion in reserve in case my moon plan goes belly up.

10/20/2011 8:56:15 PM

bump for the mega millions lottery.

I don't know how I didn't have this in this thread already.

http://www.wlwt.com/r/17589970/detail.html



This type of thing would almost certainly happen if I won the lottery.

3/30/2012 5:46:55 PM

Yeah. You did. Check the 10th post of the thread.

3/31/2012 4:12:12 PM

http://gawker.com/5914285/russian-millionaire-tosses-paper-money-planes-out-of-office-window-laughs-as-people-brawl-over-them

5/30/2012 3:37:13 PM

^Successful troll is successful.

5/30/2012 4:08:41 PM

I'd put an ATM in my kitchen.

5/30/2012 4:09:10 PM

^haha

people acting like he's the first celeb to do that

5/30/2012 4:09:59 PM

Better than dangling a baby out of a window.

5/30/2012 4:11:31 PM

DeShawn Stevenson?

5/30/2012 4:11:53 PM

yeah, I didn't know that was a thing.

5/30/2012 4:15:08 PM

The real test would be to cover the bills in feces

Would you grab a shit covered $160 bill?

I just might

5/30/2012 4:16:39 PM

whose face is on the $160 bill? Lincoln?

5/30/2012 4:19:21 PM

i think it has franklin, grant & hamilton's mugs on it

5/30/2012 4:41:23 PM