Steve Phillips set the bar too high to be broken?

Discuss.

8/20/2011 1:01:52 AM

Hugh Grant

8/20/2011 1:08:16 AM

Prince Charles

8/20/2011 1:09:22 AM

ugly chicks work harder in the sack and otherwise to please their man

8/20/2011 1:18:47 AM

monica lewinsky *shudders*

8/20/2011 1:19:06 AM

Monica Lewinsky was far and away Bill's best-looking affair.

The whole thing about her being ugly is a total invention. She's just chubby or fat at times:

http://tinyurl.com/3exppag

[Edited on August 20, 2011 at 1:53 AM. Reason : Paula Jones/Gennifer Flowers ]

8/20/2011 1:50:01 AM

Yeah, if you were to ask me, "Would you rather have sex with Hillary Clinton or Monica Lewinsky?" I'd pick Monica every time, and it would be an upgrade.

Well, maybe not now that Hill's Secretary of State, because I'm a state dept. nerd and that position adds roughly 8.5 hotness poinsts.

[Edited on August 20, 2011 at 2:13 AM. Reason : also, I second hugh grant]

8/20/2011 2:13:12 AM

thread is useless without [MOAR] pics (examples)

8/20/2011 2:58:27 AM

I feel bad for her. Don't you feel sorry for her a little bit? Ain't nobody wanna be the most famous cock sucker of all time. I feel bad for her. That's one dick that that girl sucked that's going to haunt her for the rest of her life. Long after she spent that money up, that's still gonna haunt her. I know there's a lot of women in here with at least one dick they regret. And I bet it wasn't the President's dick, either. I bet you he worked at Kenny's Shoes or Safeway or some shit like that.

Last thing I'm gonna say about it is this. He is a famous man. I have dreamed of being famous, but I have never dreamed of being that famous. I never understood how famous a president was, but imagine if someone could suck your dick, and then they're famous. You understand what I'm saying? That's crazy. I mean, no guy has thought of that. There's nobody with a pick-up line that good. "Hey, suck my dick, there's a future in it! Oh, that's it now, get out there and be somebody! Go write a book!"

8/20/2011 5:26:36 AM

FOR THE LIFE OF ME, I COULDNT NOT REMEMBER, WHAT MADE US THINK THAT WE WERE YOUNG AND WE'D NEVER COMPROMISE!

8/20/2011 5:34:00 AM

lol

[Edited on August 20, 2011 at 9:01 AM. Reason : just got freshmen'd]

8/20/2011 9:00:19 AM

Fuck Steve Phillips...

- Disgruntled Mets Fan

8/20/2011 10:55:54 AM

4frame it

8/20/2011 1:55:00 PM

8/20/2011 2:28:31 PM

8/20/2011 2:30:41 PM

^omfg that's not his new gf is it?

8/20/2011 3:05:06 PM

You know what's weird.


I've been working on a theory that relationships where the two people's nose shape match up usually last longer than relationships with two different nose structures.


All the downgrades in this thread have identical nose structures with the man, while the wives who were prettier, didn't have the same or had LESS of the same nose structure as the man.


Start examining other people's relationships. You can predict whether a couple is going to break up based on if their noses are different. True story

8/20/2011 3:10:24 PM

wut

8/20/2011 3:15:00 PM

One of my gfs has the same theory. But what if one of the two had a nose job? My bf had significant work done on his nose.

Also, that's not Tiger's new gf. Tiger cheated on Elin with that gal. She was a Perkins waitress at the time. They'd do it in the back of his SUV.

8/20/2011 3:19:18 PM

i mean perkins does have some bombass belgian waffles

8/20/2011 7:29:29 PM