i don't know what thread this would go in, but can we discuss how michael jordan seems to be actively growing a hitler moustache?

8/22/2011 3:22:11 PM

new

8/22/2011 3:22:35 PM

i mean i'm not keeping up on my michael jordan blogs as much as i should be, has this been going on for a long time?

8/22/2011 3:25:26 PM

arrest that man, his hitler mustache is making me feel ill.

8/22/2011 3:27:06 PM

well I mean he has one in that Hanes commercial and that has to be at least a year old

8/22/2011 3:27:28 PM

wow, this is serious breaking news.

He's had that shit under his nose for a while now. Barkley was making fun of it over a year ago.

But yes it is horrible and surprisingly fitting for an asshole like Jordan.





[Edited on August 22, 2011 at 3:28 PM. Reason : yu]

8/22/2011 3:27:37 PM

i just find it amazing that someone in this day and age would think it fashionable to sport that. which is hilarious when you think about it, that this one man was so wicked that even wearing the same moustache as him is repulsive.

8/22/2011 3:30:11 PM

Hey you guy see Rollie Fingers is growing a moustache too? Lets discuss that as well.

Also Jeff Fisher, Adam Morrison and Tom Selleck.

8/22/2011 3:30:40 PM

this can be the official sports moustache thread if you want.

remember when sal fasano got traded from the phils to the yankees and had to trim up his moustache?

8/22/2011 3:33:30 PM

i've got a '83 fleer rollie fingers

8/22/2011 3:34:49 PM

^^^ None of those guys is anywhere near Jordan in popularity. If Tiger grew something this retarded, it would probably get it's own ESPN 30 for 30 episode.

Plus Jordan is an giant douche bag who went to UNC so it makes it more thread worthy even if late as fuck.



[Edited on August 22, 2011 at 3:35 PM. Reason : sd]

8/22/2011 3:35:06 PM

i really wish jordan wasn't such a terrible asshole.





[Edited on August 22, 2011 at 3:37 PM. Reason : ]

8/22/2011 3:35:40 PM

I have come to expect much better out of you, dawg

8/22/2011 3:36:44 PM

me or ^^?

can't be me, there's nothing wrong w/ this thread.

8/22/2011 3:40:11 PM

Tom Selleck is 10x more of a man than Jordan could ever hope to be.

Besides, this thread is shit. No capitalization, poor syntax, and just a general lack of foresight by the OP.

Lock and Delete this abortion of a thread as soon as humanly possible.

8/22/2011 3:41:01 PM

Anybody made the 2010 NC State basketball season thread yet?

8/22/2011 3:42:34 PM

Quote :

"Thanks for the update..."

8/22/2011 3:44:11 PM

it's not an update, i just wanted to talk about it.

8/22/2011 3:45:20 PM

This thread is a cancer upon our Sports Talk community. I am waiting for a Final Solution.

8/22/2011 5:36:04 PM

i agree simonn. i think it is very unattractive in general, and given that it's popularly referred to as a "hitler moustache" i do not think it is a very good decision to have one.

8/22/2011 5:42:38 PM

Really? Seriously? Really? Seriously? No Seriously?


III

8/22/2011 6:54:43 PM

i just wanna know how HOOPS MALONE feels about this

8/22/2011 6:59:28 PM

Considering that he, Hitler, and probably Jordan hate trade unions. I think he would be for it.

8/22/2011 8:31:03 PM

I heard somewhere that Adolf also hated bacon necks... that's probably the significance

8/23/2011 10:45:35 AM

and all this time i thought tar heel was just another word for faggot??? no? tough crowd

8/23/2011 10:54:50 AM

MJ's a monumental douchebag asshole, but I don't think I'd call him a faggot.

8/23/2011 12:06:57 PM

yeah, it's well documented that he's knee deep in pussy.

8/23/2011 1:25:12 PM

Freedom fail

8/24/2011 12:02:53 PM

I really thought about making a thread about this. I'm glad someone did.

8/24/2011 12:08:45 PM

He got twin daughters from his new wife.

2/21/2014 4:02:06 PM

^
Whos the father though?

2/21/2014 4:30:15 PM

LOL

2/21/2014 5:13:53 PM

I hope those twins gambling addictions don't get their father killed.

2/21/2014 7:07:20 PM

I do

2/21/2014 8:43:14 PM

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2133370-lebron-james-passes-michael-jordan-as-americas-favorite-athlete-in-harris-poll

7/18/2014 12:23:42 PM

Dude's a Billionaire now, with a "B"

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nba-ball-dont-lie/michael-jordan-is-now-officially-a-billionaire--according-to-forbes-182925647.html

3/3/2015 9:43:50 AM

Everyone is mad at Walmart for treating their employees badly but no one is mad at MJ for stealing poor people's money

[Edited on March 3, 2015 at 11:44 AM. Reason : A]

[Edited on March 3, 2015 at 11:45 AM. Reason : Poor not poop]

3/3/2015 11:44:33 AM

wat

3/3/2015 11:55:46 AM

Quote :

"I hope those twins gambling addictions don't get their father killed."

3/3/2015 11:56:34 AM

3/3/2015 1:37:31 PM

#baller

3/4/2015 3:51:59 AM

Quote :

"Everyone is mad at Walmart for treating their employees badly but no one is mad at MJ for stealing poor people's money"

dude exploited the poor people who bought the shoes and the poor people who made the shoes in sweat shops.

so sad, end capitalism now

3/4/2015 5:57:54 AM

im all about the business.

3/4/2015 9:01:29 AM