I want to buy a van, paint ice cream cones and candy all over it, trick it out with a sick sound system that plays whimsical music, and put a big sign on the side that says:

"HEY KIDS! FREE CANDY & ICE CREAM!"

And then cruise the mall, swimming pools and skate parks.

Is that weird?

[Edited on August 25, 2011 at 1:43 PM. Reason : s]

8/25/2011 1:42:34 PM

Quote :

"SIGN ON THE SIGN"

8/25/2011 1:43:37 PM

8/25/2011 1:44:04 PM

Are you actually going to give them candy and ice cream, or just laugh and be a schadenfreudian asshole?

8/25/2011 1:45:14 PM

you gonna have chili fritos?

8/25/2011 1:45:56 PM

simpsons did it

8/25/2011 1:46:14 PM

I will give them low-fat fro-yo and that nasty, sticky lemondrop candy that your grandma always has in her candy dish.

Your grandma sucks, yo.

8/25/2011 1:46:25 PM

maybe its a sadistically here I'll make everyone fatties so i can look super skinny.

8/25/2011 1:46:47 PM

8/25/2011 1:47:26 PM

8/25/2011 1:48:19 PM

I HATE THOSE STRAWBERRY CANDIES!

^^ That reminds me of that scene in Mean Girls where Lindsay Lohan gives Rachel McAdams weight gain bars. EVIL GENIUS!!!!

8/25/2011 1:49:19 PM

those strawberry candies are awesome

8/25/2011 1:50:12 PM

ikr i<3k is a weirdo

8/25/2011 1:51:15 PM

^ you mean quirky

8/25/2011 1:51:48 PM

Quote :

"that nasty, sticky lemondrop candy that your grandma always has in her candy dish."

I like those candies

8/25/2011 1:53:55 PM

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"That reminds me of that scene in Mean Girls where Lindsay Lohan gives Rachel McAdams weight gain bars. EVIL GENIUS!!!!"

That's what I was thinking!

8/25/2011 1:55:03 PM

A couple of my friends are under 100 pounds. I was happy to see one of them get pregnant, until I got this email from her via facebook when she was 5 months pregnant:

Quote :

"Hey girls. I'm reaching out because you are nearly my size and I need help finding a comfy non-formal dress to wear to a wedding next weekend. I am looking for something stretchy but elegant. If you have anything to loan the preggers that would be fab! I have lots of black ones that fit the bill but I'm trying to not wear black since it's a day time wedding. I'm in that in between stage so it's hard. Thanks in advance for any assistance XOXOX "

8/25/2011 1:59:03 PM

Oh I'd have to say something snarky in reply to that. Something along the lines of, "So us fatties are only worthwhile to you when you're pregnant."

and then she'd probably defriend me

8/25/2011 2:03:34 PM