Just found out that since this is the first full fiscal work year that I am a salaried employee, I am eligible for a bonus that gets paid out in September. I am thinking I am actually going to blow it on something frivolous instead of banking it.

Taking suggestions on what I should buy with it.

So far I've come up with:

-Laser eye surgery
-New golf clubs
-New TV
-New home built PC
-A nice over/under break action shotgun of heirloom quality.
-Philadelphia Eagles season tickets.

8/26/2011 8:05:56 AM

i would think laser eye surgery would have the most imact on your life


but if you like wearing glasses/contacts then TV or tickets

[Edited on August 26, 2011 at 8:10 AM. Reason : although tickets require you to spend even more money, so prob tv]

8/26/2011 8:08:44 AM

Donate a little to your best friend sawahash

8/26/2011 8:08:45 AM

new pc with big ass screen so it doesn't matter if your vision sucks

8/26/2011 8:09:41 AM

def laser eye surgery

8/26/2011 8:09:42 AM

Asian mail order bride

8/26/2011 8:37:18 AM

8/26/2011 1:19:29 PM

take the love of your life on a cruise

8/26/2011 1:19:56 PM

diversify your bonds, nigga

8/26/2011 1:21:00 PM

Definitely get the shotgun. With the economy in this state, mass looting and rioting is not far away.

8/26/2011 1:21:33 PM

what about taking your lady-friend on a crusie?



[Edited on August 26, 2011 at 1:22 PM. Reason : settledown beat me to it dammit!]

8/26/2011 1:21:49 PM

yo anybody wanna shakedown Pikey with me?

8/26/2011 1:22:13 PM

laser eye surgery or Philadelphia Eagles season tickets.

8/26/2011 1:22:22 PM

buy piratehooker back from that douche she married irl

[Edited on August 26, 2011 at 1:23 PM. Reason : s]

8/26/2011 1:22:30 PM

Tarun: Disregard women. Acquire currency.

[Edited on August 26, 2011 at 1:22 PM. Reason : s]

8/26/2011 1:22:31 PM

Hookers and blow.

8/26/2011 1:23:02 PM

suck it

8/26/2011 1:23:41 PM

8/26/2011 1:23:57 PM

A cruise for your platonic friend with the dimples.

8/26/2011 1:29:39 PM

Quote :

"i would think laser eye surgery would have the most imact on your life but if you like wearing glasses/contacts then TV or tickets"

Just think about this: Once you get laser surgery... you may be able to get it a second time when you're 50... but third and fourth when you're 60 and 70 and fifth time is sketchy or you'd be unhappy with the results.

Therefore I advocate waiting to the latest possible time when you REALLY can't see before getting the surgery.

Then again, your eyes could be fucked up right now which could make it all the worthwhile to have the procedure done now.

Best Wishes, bud

8/26/2011 1:31:56 PM

Cruise jokes bringing in the laughter right now.

Thoroughly enjoyable.

8/26/2011 1:32:08 PM

how much money we talking here?

8/26/2011 1:36:10 PM

Good work this year, Pikey. Here's your bonus on behalf of the company!

8/26/2011 1:40:33 PM

enough to buy

-Laser eye surgery
-New golf clubs
-New TV
-New home built PC
-A nice over/under break action shotgun of heirloom quality.
-Philadelphia Eagles season tickets.

8/26/2011 1:40:34 PM

i thought the eagles psl were on a waitlist

but what do i know

8/26/2011 1:42:31 PM

the only place to buy eagles season tix is directly from the eagles

...or is it?

http://www.stubhub.com/philadelphia-eagles-tickets/philadelphia-eagles-season-tickets-lincoln-financial-field-1692602/

8/26/2011 1:48:09 PM

LOL at eye surgery being frivolous

8/26/2011 1:51:20 PM

8/26/2011 1:55:31 PM

Quote :

"how much money we talking here?"

Roughly $9500

8/26/2011 1:55:36 PM

^^HaHa Pikey can count to potato.

8/26/2011 1:56:26 PM

I really want laser eye surgery

8/26/2011 1:58:07 PM

I'll get it when said surgery grants you the powers of Philip Rivers Laser Vision.

8/26/2011 1:58:44 PM

8/26/2011 1:59:34 PM

Quote :

"Roughly $9500"

well, that makes it easy

BOAT

8/26/2011 2:00:00 PM

ooooooooooh I agree with NRR

8/26/2011 2:00:30 PM

Quote :

"-Laser eye surgery"

this. I have friends who can't save money, blow it on stupid shit. All of them who have had the eye surgery say its the best things that they've ever spent money on.

8/26/2011 2:03:08 PM

Quote :

"Philadelphia Eagles season tickets."

Definitely this one, and invite me to a couple games

8/26/2011 2:30:24 PM

Quote :

"Hookers and blow."

8/26/2011 2:39:04 PM

antiques and blow

8/26/2011 2:40:02 PM

^hahahaha

8/26/2011 2:40:22 PM

laser eye surgery. I REALLY need to get this done myself. I feel like my contacts get more irritating by the day!

8/26/2011 2:57:37 PM

8/26/2011 2:58:37 PM

8/26/2011 3:09:20 PM

grow house

8/26/2011 4:27:27 PM

daaaaaaang. That's a freaking healthy bonus.

You should be able to afford everything on the list less the surgery and tix. Clubs/TV/PC/shotgun all at once would make me feel like a freaking PIMP. I wouldn't know what to talk about at work

8/26/2011 11:43:21 PM

I want lasik so bag

8/27/2011 11:06:40 AM

Lifetime Premie...for everyone

8/27/2011 11:07:57 AM

Pikey's going to unexpectedly bone-us.

8/27/2011 11:09:05 AM

Quote :

"LASIK SO BAG"

8/27/2011 4:27:26 PM

congrats on the bonus and laser eye surgery is my vote


poor piratehooker

8/27/2011 4:37:28 PM