Dude stopped me at work and told me this out of the fucking blue. I was in a black shirt and I never met the guy in my life. At first I was like wtf, who does that? Then I was thinking that he has some serious balls and probably did me a big favor.

8/30/2011 12:00:04 AM

Fatty

8/30/2011 12:01:03 AM

you shoulda been like "well big is my middle last name"

8/30/2011 12:02:10 AM

MYTH BUSTERS

8/30/2011 12:03:09 AM

^^^

8/30/2011 12:03:55 AM

I love wearing stripes.

8/30/2011 12:06:49 AM

Stripes are awesome

8/30/2011 12:08:42 AM

Oh, and it's horizontal stripes. I fucking love horizontal stripes. Vertical stripes makes me think of a bowling league uniform.

8/30/2011 12:09:46 AM

Don't wear stripes, it makes you look merbig.

[Edited on August 30, 2011 at 12:10 AM. Reason : ]

8/30/2011 12:10:21 AM

zing!

8/30/2011 12:14:04 AM

I love horizontal stripes

TWO SETS OF STRIPES

8/30/2011 12:14:53 AM

See, that looks nice!

8/30/2011 12:15:40 AM

fatty convention ITT

8/30/2011 12:33:28 AM

hey guys I heard there's a sale at Marshall's

8/30/2011 12:54:59 AM

I mean, there's some truth to it. Vertical stripes make you look taller and leaner as long as your belly isn't stretching them out and horizontal stripes make you look the same height and as fat as you actually are.

I wear black shirts with vertical stripes exclusively.

[Edited on August 30, 2011 at 12:57 AM. Reason : s]

8/30/2011 12:56:48 AM

Hey Diddle Diddle
You're thick in the Middle
Your bottom's as big as the moon.
If you can't go through life
Wearing vertical stripes
then stand next to a Macy's balloon.

8/30/2011 12:57:31 AM

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1054674/Vertical-stripes-dont-help-look-slimmer--make-appear-fatter-scientists-told.html

8/30/2011 1:27:33 AM

NEWSFLASH: FAT PEOPLE LOOK FAT IN CLOTHES, SKINNY PEOPLE LOOK SKINNY

8/30/2011 2:02:38 AM

omg, so that's what the big in merbig means... you fat fuck

8/30/2011 2:44:44 AM

idk i think horizontal stripes are actually slimming

8/30/2011 7:35:03 AM

Fat people shouldn't wear horizontal stripes. Tall people shouldn't wear vertical stripes.

8/30/2011 7:36:42 AM

I'm tall and skinny and I HATE horizontal stripes. I don't know why. The vertical ones just look like they have class. Not true for horizontal. Those either look like a sailor or trash.

8/30/2011 7:44:44 AM

there's a limit to how helpful vertical stripes are . . .

a slightly overweight person in a vertical striped shirt looks a little slimmer than usual

a fat person in a vertical striped shirt looks like a watermelon

[Edited on August 30, 2011 at 10:01 AM. Reason : -]

8/30/2011 9:58:01 AM

I wear shirts with diagonal stripes.

8/30/2011 10:33:56 AM

i like to wear vertical striped shirts with diagonal striped ties

i'm an optical illusion

ok, i do not.

8/30/2011 10:34:54 AM

For some reason this thread is a 9.5/10 comedy.

8/30/2011 10:35:27 AM

Zig-Zag!

8/30/2011 11:22:24 AM

I wore horizontal stripes today. Fuck the haters.

8/30/2011 6:35:27 PM

Today I am wearing vertical stripes. Horizonal stripes make me feel wider.

8/30/2011 6:38:07 PM

You should have horizontal stripes go around dat ass.

8/30/2011 6:44:18 PM

Attn Merbig:

Quote :

"Man decapitated after domestic dispute in Yorktown Posted: 08/30/2011 3:44 PM Home By Cindy Clayton The Virginian-Pilot © August 30, 2011 YORKTOWN A man died after being decapitated following a domestic dispute this morning. York-Poquoson Sheriff’s Office deputies went to the 100 block of Nathan Place shortly after 10 a.m. this morning on a report of a domestic dispute, according to a sheriff’s office news release. Minutes later, a utility trailer was spotted on fire at the intersection of Holmes Boulevard and Wolftrap Road near the entrance to the Nathan Place subdivision. Deputies and firefighters went to the scene and approached the burning trailer, attached to a Ford Explorer with the driver still inside. Deputies tried to persuade the driver to get out of the vehicle, but the man refused. A fire officer noticed a line extending from a nearby tree was wrapped around the driver’s neck. When deputies tried to get the man out, he hit the gas pedal and was pulled out of the Explorer by the line and decapitated, the release says."

This man was nice enough to illustrate what you need to do.

8/30/2011 6:48:38 PM

I need to drive a Ford Explorer?

8/30/2011 6:51:44 PM

Following directions does not include picking and choosing individual steps in the process and declaring mission accomplished.

8/30/2011 7:01:35 PM

You're a horrible manager because you did not make that clear. Please make like a deer and get hit by a car.

8/30/2011 8:03:09 PM

Following directions the correct way should go without saying.

8/30/2011 9:20:33 PM

You're a horrible poster for your inability to stay on topic. Please find your way through to hood of a 2008 Dodge Durango.

In other news, women should wear pants with a heavy concentration of stripes on dat ass.

8/30/2011 9:42:29 PM

lol@merbig

8/30/2011 10:01:37 PM

8/30/2011 10:11:16 PM

pissss coming out my asssss

8/30/2011 10:19:41 PM

Looks like she put a turkey baster up her ass and filled that cavity up with water.

8/30/2011 10:22:01 PM