i just peed on this.

8/30/2011 4:10:52 PM

Try pooping on it

8/30/2011 4:12:49 PM

^

8/30/2011 4:14:07 PM

coffee and a cigarette should do it

8/30/2011 4:14:25 PM

I pooped on it too... Still not preggers.

On a good note I guess I have't been ass raped.

8/30/2011 8:22:13 PM

It's good to know you won't have a chest burster ruining your day anytime soon.

8/30/2011 9:17:53 PM

lololol

8/30/2011 9:19:54 PM

Those things are only accurate like 98% of the time.

8/30/2011 10:43:30 PM

^ ohh no... i may have a baby in my urethra

i wonder if this will be more difficult then passing a kidney stone.

9/2/2011 10:01:02 AM

kidney stones don't have fingernails

9/2/2011 10:06:47 AM

I was going to say they don't have teeth either, but I guess newborns don't either

9/2/2011 10:08:32 AM