why don't teams get a morbidy obese goalie who just takes up the whole goal?

8/30/2011 11:50:23 PM

cus they are easily distracted if you place a box of krispy kremes in the corner

8/30/2011 11:51:13 PM

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20080310001656AAiuvTF

[Edited on August 30, 2011 at 11:53 PM. Reason : ^That's how Cam beat Tim Thomas in the speed skating challenge at the All Star Game]

8/30/2011 11:51:59 PM

i hate this stereotype

8/30/2011 11:52:51 PM

There are limits on maximum sizes of pads. Also, the net is pretty big, 6ft wide by 4ft tall. If you found someone that big, good luck getting them on the team plane.

8/30/2011 11:53:22 PM

morbidly obese siamese triplets goalie then

8/30/2011 11:53:57 PM

if anything, dude could drape his fat over the goal

8/30/2011 11:54:44 PM

get that man (??) a contract!!

8/30/2011 11:56:50 PM

I got a question, why is hockey so boring?

8/30/2011 11:58:40 PM

Incorrect.

8/30/2011 11:59:24 PM

its like soccer on skates but with less pussies

8/31/2011 12:00:25 AM

The x's and o's are pretty close to basketball. Except where it has white people.

8/31/2011 12:02:09 AM

Quote :

"its like soccer on skates but with less pussies more beards"

8/31/2011 12:02:55 AM

And with less pussies. I once saw Brendan shanahan take a puck to the mouth, bend over, pick up a tooth, skate back to the bench and hand it to the trainer. He tried to finish the shift, but the ref ruled him off due to injury stoppage, and because he was bleeding profusely.

[Edited on August 31, 2011 at 12:05 AM. Reason : .]

8/31/2011 12:05:12 AM

Wait, wait, wait there is a divine irony in Saps calling hockey boring when he used to scorekeep adult league hockey at the Ice House!


Also, this question is beyond retarded.

8/31/2011 12:12:09 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GB5iIX2BBMc

8/31/2011 12:12:25 AM