how many squares per wipe?

how many wipes on average?

9/2/2011 11:24:20 AM

1 and 1

9/2/2011 11:25:55 AM

5/3

9/2/2011 11:26:21 AM

i use 1 tp per dump

9/2/2011 11:26:36 AM

6 +/- 1 squares

9/2/2011 11:27:51 AM

I'm not shy, so usually the whole tip

9/2/2011 11:34:03 AM

I wrap the tp around my hand once for poop (I wipe once then fold and wipe again and then do the process again with the phantom poops) and 3 squares for peepee (I wipe once and then fold the paper and wipe again, front to back).

9/2/2011 12:18:25 PM

Assuming this wasn't a "plastering the sides of the toilet" poop, usually I get about 5 squares and get two wipes out of it. Then I'll get 1 or 2 bathroom flushable wipes to finish up with

9/2/2011 12:42:12 PM

I've never understood the "wrapping TP around your hand" method. Poop doesn't jump and should only be in one place unless you've got an upset stomach. Just ball up a few squares and wipe the affected area.

9/2/2011 12:54:01 PM

ive never understood the "ball up and wipe" method ... why not fold at the creases

when i first heard "wrapping around the hand" i thought that meant the TP roll was off the holder and that's how they broke it off

9/2/2011 12:55:33 PM

youve got to crinkle the tp for maximum surface area and optimum poop-removing texture.

9/2/2011 12:57:45 PM

yeah but it's not like aluminum, if you wipe some shit and then the paper flexes back out it might get on your hand, and I dont play that game

9/2/2011 1:00:25 PM

a hole buttload

9/2/2011 1:14:10 PM

+1

9/2/2011 1:14:16 PM

I wrap it around my hand as a measure more so than a protectant. #BIGcementpon

9/2/2011 1:16:31 PM

bout tree fiddy

9/2/2011 1:26:45 PM

0

9/2/2011 1:34:54 PM

Quote :

"I'm not shy, so usually the whole tip"

Oh we know!

9/2/2011 1:37:45 PM

6.2

9/2/2011 1:40:01 PM

Quote :

"youve got to crinkle the tp for maximum surface area and optimum poop-removing texture"

never thought of it like that but I do it this way

9/2/2011 1:42:55 PM

so how does one use the three seashells?

9/2/2011 1:47:27 PM

^ Seriously? I think it is pretty obvious.

9/2/2011 1:53:16 PM

^^ since you asked, http://www.i-mockery.com/shorts/three-seashells/

9/2/2011 2:26:57 PM

but they look like theyre made of metal?

youre going to flush those?

does the toilet lead to some sterilizer and they janitor puts fresh ones out?

help me figure this out so i can start "Three Seashells, LLC" immediately because im going to need to stamp a helluva lot of those fucking things if they catch on.

9/2/2011 2:34:07 PM

but what about wet shits.

9/2/2011 2:37:00 PM

I imagine it to be something like the bowling pin machine. You flush them down, they get caught on a track, rinsed and sterilized, then ever so gently reset for the next user.

9/2/2011 2:38:13 PM

while a sound concept i would say the shape of a seashell isnt optimum.

especially with wet shits-

any scraping or pulling action is likely going to deposit some dook on the grasping thumb.

9/2/2011 2:47:35 PM

^ Just so you know I have no idea either I just said what I said to make you feel frustrated because you didn't get it.

9/2/2011 3:24:49 PM

+2

9/2/2011 3:27:46 PM