merbig Suspended 13178 Posts user info edit post |
http://www.cnn.com/2011/WORLD/europe/09/08/sweden.drunken.moose/index.html?hpt=hp_c2
Quote : | ""It was raining really bad. In the wind I heard something screaming with a very dark voice," Johansson told CNN. "At first I wondered if it was the crazy neighbors, but then I heard it again and went and checked. I saw something really big up in a tree in my neighbors' yard and it was a moose. It must have been drunk after eating fermented apples and as it was reaching out for more fruit it must have slipped and fallen into the tree." Johansson called the local fire and rescue department, which responded with a fire engine and a jeep with a winch. "We got the alarm at 9.59 p.m. on September 6 that a moose was stuck in a tree," said Anders Gardhagen, spokesman at the Gothenburg Fire and Rescue Services. "When we arrived we used the winch to bend down the apple tree so the moose could get himself out of the tree. Once free, the moose collapsed on the ground and fell asleep. So we let him sleep it off and went back home" Gardhagen told CNN. "Moose are attracted by the apple trees, and in the autumn when the apples have fallen off the trees we normally have at least one of these cases of intoxication. These apples, which ferment in their bellies, aren't part of their natural food, so they can get quite angry from this drunkenness," Gardhagen said. Johansson's son, Gustav, who is about to turn 11, made sure to take lots of pictures of the ordeal. "He is saving up to buy a PlayStation so he thought he would take pictures that he could sell," Johansson said. CNN purchased three of Gustav's pictures. When dawn came the day after it was freed from the tree, the moose had not yet left. "When I went out for the newspaper it was still laying there on the ground, sleeping. By the time I left for work it was walking around the neighbor's yard on very shaky legs." Johansson said. "Today the moose came back and walked around the yard," he added. "I think it likes it here."" |
LOL. A drunken moose. The whole article was funny.
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ncsuapex SpaceForRent 37776 Posts user info edit post |
Dude 9/8/2011 7:57:16 PM
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TreeTwista10 minisoldr 148890 Posts user info edit post |
lol 9/8/2011 7:58:07 PM
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aaronburro Sup, B 53289 Posts user info edit post |
if that had happened in the US, the person who freed the moose would probably have been arrested for harming an endangered species or some other bullshit similar charge 9/8/2011 7:59:15 PM
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CheesyLabia Suspended 926 Posts user info edit post |
8/10
lol 9/8/2011 7:59:38 PM
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ncsuapex SpaceForRent 37776 Posts user info edit post |
http://www.thewolfweb.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=617990 9/8/2011 8:00:36 PM
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Spontaneous All American 27372 Posts user info edit post |
WHAT DOES MINE SAY? 9/8/2011 8:01:25 PM
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aaronburro Sup, B 53289 Posts user info edit post |
it's just too hard to search for "drunken swedish moose". not like that would have helped... oh, wait... 9/8/2011 8:01:33 PM
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merbig Suspended 13178 Posts user info edit post |
Mine is better. More details and more lulz.
^ Drink bleach. 9/8/2011 8:03:38 PM
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AndyMac All American 31924 Posts user info edit post |
Yeah thanks for the convenient bolding
Quote : | ""It was raining really bad. In the wind I heard something screaming with a very dark voice," Johansson told CNN. "At first I wondered if it was the crazy neighbors, but then I heard it again and went and checked. I saw something really big up in a tree in my neighbors' yard and it was a moose. It must have been drunk after eating fermented apples and as it was reaching out for more fruit it must have slipped and fallen into the tree." Johansson called the local fire and rescue department, which responded with a fire engine and a jeep with a winch. "We got the alarm at 9.59 p.m. on September 6 that a moose was stuck in a tree," said Anders Gardhagen, spokesman at the Gothenburg Fire and Rescue Services. "When we arrived we used the winch to bend down the apple tree so the moose could get himself out of the tree. Once free, the moose collapsed on the ground and fell asleep. So we let him sleep it off and went back home" Gardhagen told CNN. "Moose are attracted by the apple trees, and in the autumn when the apples have fallen off the trees we normally have at least one of these cases of intoxication. These apples, which ferment in their bellies, aren't part of their natural food, so they can get quite angry from this drunkenness," Gardhagen said. Johansson's son, Gustav, who is about to turn 11, made sure to take lots of pictures of the ordeal. "He is saving up to buy a PlayStation so he thought he would take pictures that he could sell," Johansson said. CNN purchased three of Gustav's pictures. When dawn came the day after it was freed from the tree, the moose had not yet left. "When I went out for the newspaper it was still laying there on the ground, sleeping. By the time I left for work it was walking around the neighbor's yard on very shaky legs." Johansson said. "Today the moose came back and walked around the yard," he added. "I think it likes it here."" |
9/8/2011 8:12:19 PM
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wolfpackgrrr All American 39759 Posts user info edit post |
hmm where have I seen this thread before... 9/8/2011 8:33:34 PM
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TreeTwista10 minisoldr 148890 Posts user info edit post |
haha i cant stop laughing, thanks to merbig for bringing this humorous story to my attention 9/8/2011 8:34:51 PM
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