I had a cupcake for lunch

9/14/2011 12:41:39 PM

just one?


amateur

9/14/2011 12:42:17 PM

I'm eating leftover lo mein for lunch

9/14/2011 12:42:18 PM

Getting paychecks is cool.

Fuck most everything else though.

9/14/2011 12:42:32 PM

cookies before dinner whenever i want

9/14/2011 12:42:36 PM

yeah i love putting on weight as fast as i can too.

also, don't act like you don't know you stole this joke from kicking and screaming.

[Edited on September 14, 2011 at 12:43 PM. Reason : .]

9/14/2011 12:42:39 PM

[Edited on September 14, 2011 at 12:45 PM. Reason : ]

9/14/2011 12:44:30 PM

YAY PAYING BILLS ARE AWESOME

9/14/2011 12:48:40 PM

I'll pay some bills in order to go out to bars and stay up as late as I want! And eat cupcakes at my discretion

9/14/2011 12:51:08 PM

Quote :

"PAYING BILLS ARE"

9/14/2011 1:07:14 PM

I guess ejhodges was hongry.

9/14/2011 1:11:37 PM

I put my paychecks towards bills and savings. I don't stay up late because I don't want to be tired the next day and I can't eat snacks because I need to lose weight. Being an adult is lame, especially when your most exciting part of the day is going to bed.

9/14/2011 1:14:57 PM

I agree, money and cupcakes are great

9/14/2011 1:16:25 PM

Most exciting part of my day is dominating fifa

I'm Krallum and I approved this message

9/14/2011 1:16:34 PM

ice cream for breakfast and not a person to say a damn thing about it.


Having to drive myself everywhere though, I miss having a chauffeur

9/14/2011 1:18:50 PM

I miss not having to pay for food. That shit gets expensive!

9/14/2011 1:20:27 PM

I like driving. I do wish I had a chauffeur when drinking though (a free one).

9/14/2011 1:21:44 PM

That 3 word quote makes you look stupid.

9/14/2011 1:29:08 PM

Who're you kidding? Everything about being an adult SUCKS ASS.

Well, maybe except for inserting my penis into a warm wet vagina and thrusting vigorously.

9/14/2011 1:44:35 PM

Quote :

"YOU LOOK STUPID"

9/14/2011 2:52:54 PM

^^^Say what you will, but that is more than just a minor grammatical error.

9/14/2011 4:11:10 PM

a few weeks ago, i actually ruined my apetite when i ate some cake an hour or two before dinner

9/14/2011 4:12:45 PM

Quote :

"YAY PAYING BILLS ARE AWESOME"

no, that makes you look stupid.

9/14/2011 4:13:15 PM

we'll be seeing you in the "IHEARTKISSES 2017 BEACH BODY CHALLENGE"

9/14/2011 4:13:39 PM

it took me awhile to get it, I thought it was fine but then i said it out loud and was like

9/14/2011 4:20:22 PM

9/14/2011 4:26:06 PM

fatty

9/14/2011 4:42:34 PM

There seems to be a lot of hostility about sweets...

9/14/2011 4:44:01 PM

Quote :

"Who're you kidding? Everything about being an adult SUCKS ASS. Well, maybe except for inserting my penis into a warm wet vagina and thrusting vigorously."

True, but you don't have to be an adult to do that.

9/14/2011 4:45:57 PM

^^not from the people who matter

[Edited on September 14, 2011 at 4:46 PM. Reason : .]

9/14/2011 4:46:11 PM

^^ also, being an adult doesn't mean it's automatic

9/14/2011 4:56:22 PM

a lot of the time i'd rather be a kid

9/14/2011 9:27:24 PM

i'm tired

9/14/2011 9:27:53 PM

It never fails, youpeople bit everytime

Paying

Bills

Are

For

Adults



[Edited on September 14, 2011 at 11:54 PM. Reason : see how that could have ended]

9/14/2011 11:52:18 PM

Socially awkward adult is socially awkward... and eating a cupcake

9/14/2011 11:56:00 PM

You are fucking akward. There's no question about that.

9/15/2011 12:07:37 AM